Love chat !!!!

[TheThing]

Originally posted by Danius: you all want to find some LUV in your life then leave a description of your self and mabe you'll find someone like you and hook up P.S. i'm open for LUV i don't mind looks or age thats all from me danius the match maker c ya later

great great, oh, and do you mind gender?

[Cloudbringer]

Originally posted by Encard: LOL... well, then... I'm a large, demonic creature with sharp, bat-like wings who enjoys wearing spiked armor and, I quote from someone else who summed my current existence up perfectly: Frankly, I live to drink the blood of the innocents from goblets made of human skulls. I love to hear the tattered lamentations of those I've crushed, to see a shattered bleeding hulk of a once powerful man crawl limply to me on all fours to lick my hobnailed boot and beg for a quick and merciful dispatchment. I thrill with the power granted by me via foul incantations so unholy that their mere utterance blackens the lungs. Tears of joy greet my bloodstained cheeks when I inhale the pungent aroma of flayed flesh smouldering upon the wooden shards of blasted farmhouses, while my ears are filled with the piteous cries of terrified peasants scattering before my arcing blade. In all honestly, my goal within any online world is to become a solid mass of scar tissue and to stand atop a pile of indiscriminate human remains taunting the Gods themselves with my hideous unearthly strength. [img]smile.gif[/img] See how wonderfully happy and loveable I am? Don't worry about a thing...

Gosh..kinda makes me sorry I'm taken... [img]tongue.gif[/img] LOL Good one Encard!

[Black Knight]

Originally posted by Cloudbringer: ...specializing in 14 yr old girls with no romance to live for.

I'd heard this, but I didn't think it was true....

**ducks thrown lightening bolt from the Celestial Stormbringer of the Knight**

[img]smile.gif[/img]

BK

[Black Knight]

Originally posted by Encard: LOL... well, then... I'm a large, demonic creature with sharp, bat-like wings who enjoys wearing spiked armor and, I quote from someone else who summed my current existence up perfectly: Frankly, I live to drink the blood of the innocents from goblets made of human skulls. I love to hear the tattered lamentations of those I've crushed, to see a shattered bleeding hulk of a once powerful man crawl limply to me on all fours to lick my hobnailed boot and beg for a quick and merciful dispatchment. I thrill with the power granted by me via foul incantations so unholy that their mere utterance blackens the lungs. Tears of joy greet my bloodstained cheeks when I inhale the pungent aroma of flayed flesh smouldering upon the wooden shards of blasted farmhouses, while my ears are filled with the piteous cries of terrified peasants scattering before my arcing blade. In all honestly, my goal within any online world is to become a solid mass of scar tissue and to stand atop a pile of indiscriminate human remains taunting the Gods themselves with my hideous unearthly strength.

Gee, Bachelor #1, what do you do for a second date! [img]smile.gif[/img]

BK

I have manga tentacles, heat vision, body armour and an army of shadow fiends

oh, and I like cats [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 04-18-2002, 03:38 PM: Message edited by: Lord Shield ]

[Mouse]

I have absolutely NO sense of discrimination (or shame if I am being brutally honest). In fact I am a self-confessed slapper of the first water.

Therefore, if you are a young nubile person of the female gender, rest assured that I will in no way be upset if you use me for casual *cough* fleshy stuff [img]graemlins/crazyeyes.gif[/img]

[Sir Michael]

So this is a HUMOROUS thread?!?

Damn, there go my chances of finding everlasting love, peace and happiness.

Regardless, if any of you lovely IW ladies come to Vegas, I would be happy to give you a tour of the best hotel rooms in town...

[Black Knight]

My turn...

Introducing Mr. Subliminal..

I'm a hairstylist and I like to tease with emotions of my clients... Death Row Inmates...I like to write short erotic novels ..for kids..I take an interest in dogs ...fighting.. I ummm...well, I'm 5'11'' 250 lbs ... most of it my pants - (size 48) - and I like my significant other to keep their hair long..and in a box under my bed...my last GF lived close - chained under my stairwell....but she left me (escaped) and I'm hoping you'll be a good fit for me (in the box under the stairwell)....

Mr. Subliminal, folks...

BK - tongue FIRMLY in cheek...

[Irongrinder]

Originally posted by Black Knight: My turn... Introducing Mr. Subliminal.. I'm a hairstylist and I like to tease with emotions of my clients... Death Row Inmates...I like to write short erotic novels ..for kids..I take an interest in dogs ...fighting.. I ummm...well, I'm 5'11'' 250 lbs ... most of it my pants - (size 48) - and I like my significant other to keep their hair long..and in a box under my bed...my last GF lived close - chained under my stairwell....but she left me (escaped) and I'm hoping you'll be a good fit for me (in the box under the stairwell).... Mr. Subliminal, folks... BK - tongue FIRMLY in cheek...

lol, what's next, a little dwarf with a big....nose

[Lord of Alcohol]

Hi my real names Laural Canyon and I'm looking for love. I'm 18 and have a good job at the escort service and would be MORE than happy to be your girl for $150/hour. I show you good time, message me for lovin all you big studs! [img]graemlins/ladyhearts.gif[/img]