The 2002 Political Olympics

KHaN · 02-19-2002, 12:48 AM

Here are my entries in this years "political" olympics;

George "W" Bush - [img]graemlins/eating.gif[/img] The 10m pretzel toss. [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img]
Dick "Pacemaker" Cheney - Men's hide-and-seek short program. [img]graemlins/toilet.gif[/img]

02-19-2002, 12:55 AM

You forgot the Katherine Harris "run" for Senate!
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Barry the Sprout · 02-19-2002, 05:21 AM

Don't suppose we can have John Prescott in mens boxing can we?

Ronn_Bman · 02-19-2002, 08:52 AM

Don't forget Daschel's run for the Gold in Budget Blocking

Ryanamur · 02-19-2002, 08:57 AM

Bush is also Al-Queada's unintentionnal running coach!

He keeps saying "stop you bastard" but they just keep running away! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Ryanamur · 02-19-2002, 08:59 AM

On the international court, Jean Chretien (Canada's Prime Minister) is the defending "free style skate on vaseline" Olympic champion.

Bin Laden is also the defending "hide & seek" and "pikaboo" champion.

[ 02-19-2002: Message edited by: Ryanamur ]

Barry the Sprout · 02-19-2002, 09:03 AM

Oooh! just thought of another one!

Jo Moore for the High jump... mind you, only British people will get that I think.

Also might we be able to enter Blair for any long distance races. Where is he this week?

Cerek the Barbaric · 02-19-2002, 09:38 AM

I would have to nominate Bill Clinton for the "Mixed Pairs Dodgeball" champion!

BTW, Ryanamur, Eric Robert Rudolph is the current "Hide and Seek" champion. He is the accused bomber from the 1996 Olympics and is from right here in my little corner of Western NC.

The FBI has been unable to find him for 5 years now (they didn't start looking until he bombed an abortion clinic in Alabama the following year. It was only later that he was linked to the Atlanta Olympics).

02-19-2002, 10:21 AM

ROFL!
Its great to see this thread getting so many funny replies!
Keep 'em coming!
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Grand-Ranger · 02-20-2002, 12:04 AM

How about Dick Cheney for the Undisclosed Location Brains Behind Everything Event?

02-19-2002, 12:48 AM	#1
KHaN Drow Warrior Join Date: June 21, 2001 Location: the not to distant future, Posts: 250	Here are my entries in this years "political" olympics; George "W" Bush - [img]graemlins/eating.gif[/img] The 10m pretzel toss. [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img] Dick "Pacemaker" Cheney - Men's hide-and-seek short program. [img]graemlins/toilet.gif[/img] __________________

02-19-2002, 05:21 AM	#3
Barry the Sprout White Dragon Join Date: October 19, 2001 Location: York, UK. Age: 41 Posts: 1,815	Don't suppose we can have John Prescott in mens boxing can we? __________________ [img]\"http://img1.ranchoweb.com/images/sproutman/certwist.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br /><br /><i>\"And the angels all pallid and wan,<br />Uprising, unveiling, affirm,<br />That the play is the tragedy, man,<br />And its hero the Conquerer Worm.\"</i><br /> - Edgar Allan Poe

02-19-2002, 08:52 AM	#4
Ronn_Bman Zartan Join Date: March 11, 2001 Location: North Carolina USA Age: 57 Posts: 5,177	Don't forget Daschel's run for the Gold in Budget Blocking __________________ [img]\"http://home.carolina.rr.com/orthanc/pics/Spinning%20Hammer%20Sig%20Pic.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

02-19-2002, 08:57 AM	#5
Ryanamur Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: March 29, 2001 Location: Montréal, Canada Age: 49 Posts: 1,763	Bush is also Al-Queada's unintentionnal running coach! He keeps saying "stop you bastard" but they just keep running away! [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ An idiot will only play Russian roulette with an automatic pistol! Thank God they only do it once! <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Smile]\" src=\"smile.gif\" />

02-19-2002, 08:59 AM	#6
Ryanamur Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: March 29, 2001 Location: Montréal, Canada Age: 49 Posts: 1,763	On the international court, Jean Chretien (Canada's Prime Minister) is the defending "free style skate on vaseline" Olympic champion. Bin Laden is also the defending "hide & seek" and "pikaboo" champion. [ 02-19-2002: Message edited by: Ryanamur ] __________________ An idiot will only play Russian roulette with an automatic pistol! Thank God they only do it once! <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Smile]\" src=\"smile.gif\" />

02-19-2002, 12:55 AM	#2
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	You forgot the Katherine Harris "run" for Senate! [img]graemlins/littleangel.gif[/img]

02-19-2002, 09:03 AM	#7
Barry the Sprout White Dragon Join Date: October 19, 2001 Location: York, UK. Age: 41 Posts: 1,815	Oooh! just thought of another one! Jo Moore for the High jump... mind you, only British people will get that I think. Also might we be able to enter Blair for any long distance races. Where is he this week? __________________ [img]\"http://img1.ranchoweb.com/images/sproutman/certwist.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br /><br /><i>\"And the angels all pallid and wan,<br />Uprising, unveiling, affirm,<br />That the play is the tragedy, man,<br />And its hero the Conquerer Worm.\"</i><br /> - Edgar Allan Poe

02-19-2002, 09:38 AM	#8
Cerek the Barbaric Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: North Carolina Age: 61 Posts: 3,257	I would have to nominate Bill Clinton for the "Mixed Pairs Dodgeball" champion! BTW, Ryanamur, Eric Robert Rudolph is the current "Hide and Seek" champion. He is the accused bomber from the 1996 Olympics and is from right here in my little corner of Western NC. The FBI has been unable to find him for 5 years now (they didn't start looking until he bombed an abortion clinic in Alabama the following year. It was only later that he was linked to the Atlanta Olympics). __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/cerek/cerektsrsig.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Cerek the Calmth

02-19-2002, 10:21 AM	#9
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	ROFL! Its great to see this thread getting so many funny replies! Keep 'em coming! [img]graemlins/superdude.gif[/img]

02-20-2002, 12:04 AM	#10
Grand-Ranger Galvatron Join Date: March 29, 2001 Location: Everywhere I wanna go its already where I am,cause I am already there Posts: 2,130	How about Dick Cheney for the Undisclosed Location Brains Behind Everything Event? __________________ <br /><br />So if in the shaddows look behind you, because thats where the ranger will be.

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