THE GAEL SERRAN EXAMINER

Sazerac · 05-10-2001, 10:25 PM

THE GAEL SERRAN EXAMINER

Sazerac, Editor

SPECIAL EMERGENCY EDITION:
Red is missing!

Red, the little, cute, bouncy red familiar of the Gael Serran Examiner's Marketing Director and all-around wise sage, Wyvern, has mysteriously disappeared! Uproar reigns in the offices of the Gael Serran Examiner while the staff frantically searches for the small vermillion orb.

Although no reward has yet been posted for the safe return of Red, there is no doubt that Wyvern will be most generous, as Red is her favorite and constant companion. We have currently been unable to obtain a statement from her, but undoubtedly she is prostrated with grief and worry at this time.

Several rumors have surfaced, which we at the offices of the Gael Serran examiner are tracking down. To enumerate them:

1) Red has been captured by a band of renegade Highland Thieves and is being held for ransom near the burned-out house close to Ishad N'ha.

2) Red has been abducted by Mekdawa, former toadish ambassador to Valeia, and is now being held by him against his will!

3) Red has been sighted with Gorthius, leader of the Hidden Circle. Rumor has it that he has joined up with the Hidden Circle to combat the forces of evil now threatening the Gael Serran.

None of the rumors have been substantiated as yet. We at the offices of the Gael Serran Examiner are waiting anxiously to hear of news about the cute red bouncy. If you have any information as to Red's whereabouts, contact the offices of the Gael Serran examiner at....

Uh...did you ever get the feeling you were being watched?

Keep watching for updates to the Gael Serran Examiner. Remember: Minds that need examining want to KNOW!

-Sazerac, Editor (and welcome home, Red!!!)

[This message has been edited by Sazerac (edited 05-10-2001).]

Wyvern · 05-11-2001, 08:55 AM

ROFL!!!!!!!

Actually, this is very serious and the whole family is very upset about Red being missing. When I showed them the Examiner this morning they felt better knowing that all our good players would be on the look out for their RED! Green is particularly hopeful. Being rather shy, he's not happy about having to fill in for his big brother Red but feels the family must uphold tradition and keep a good attitude.

Wyv

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Wyvern · 05-11-2001, 09:15 AM

LATEST NEWS/RUMOR (is there a difference?)

ZIROC is responsible for RED's disappearance!
Red used to live quite happily on the Ironworks site until Ziroc caught him trying to hack into members' signature files to downsize the graphics to his own size. Authorities seized RED and carted him off to the hoosegow where he is awaiting trial. Hugh Mangor, who is studying for the bar in hopes of resubmitting his own case against his mother, has volunteered to act as RED's solicitor.

FREE RED NOW!!!!

Wyv

Sazerac · 05-11-2001, 09:33 AM

Further update:

Red is now residing at Wizardrealm.com, where he may be accessed freely.

Hugs,
Sazerac

(to use Red, replace { } with [ ] ).

{img}http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/redbouncy.gif{/img}

adam warlock · 05-11-2001, 09:40 AM

I think I torn something in my stomach during LMAO!

best as always

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Wyvern · 05-11-2001, 09:54 AM

RED IS FREE!!

After being lectured by Judge Cameo on the rights of members to have whatever size graphic signature Ziroc will allow and being sentenced to 500 hours of community service, RED has been set free!!

(virtual cartwheels)

Wyv

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Wyvern · 05-11-2001, 09:57 AM

Well, it would seem that RED is a little embarrassed to show himself just yet.
We'll coax him out soon!

Wyv

Sazerac · 05-11-2001, 10:41 AM

Hey, Wyvern! If he's embarrassed, how can you tell? ROFL!

-Sazerac

Wyvern · 05-11-2001, 11:22 AM

Saz - mother's instincts! LOL!!!!!!

(don't know how long it takes for profiles to update (I thought it was instant)- tried the address Ziroc gave me to free Red - and get the x, now have it set for your site and still get the x

)

Poor Red!!

Wyv

mammawlin · 05-11-2001, 08:46 PM

LOL Too cool guys! Love those pics in the Gael Serran!

Happy to see Red has been rescued since this article came out.

Mammawlin *mind needs examining more*

05-10-2001, 10:25 PM	#1
Sazerac Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Monroe, LA Age: 60 Posts: 7,387	THE GAEL SERRAN EXAMINER Sazerac, Editor SPECIAL EMERGENCY EDITION: Red is missing! Red, the little, cute, bouncy red familiar of the Gael Serran Examiner's Marketing Director and all-around wise sage, Wyvern, has mysteriously disappeared! Uproar reigns in the offices of the Gael Serran Examiner while the staff frantically searches for the small vermillion orb. Although no reward has yet been posted for the safe return of Red, there is no doubt that Wyvern will be most generous, as Red is her favorite and constant companion. We have currently been unable to obtain a statement from her, but undoubtedly she is prostrated with grief and worry at this time. Several rumors have surfaced, which we at the offices of the Gael Serran examiner are tracking down. To enumerate them: 1) Red has been captured by a band of renegade Highland Thieves and is being held for ransom near the burned-out house close to Ishad N'ha. 2) Red has been abducted by Mekdawa, former toadish ambassador to Valeia, and is now being held by him against his will! 3) Red has been sighted with Gorthius, leader of the Hidden Circle. Rumor has it that he has joined up with the Hidden Circle to combat the forces of evil now threatening the Gael Serran. None of the rumors have been substantiated as yet. We at the offices of the Gael Serran Examiner are waiting anxiously to hear of news about the cute red bouncy. If you have any information as to Red's whereabouts, contact the offices of the Gael Serran examiner at.... Uh...did you ever get the feeling you were being watched? Keep watching for updates to the Gael Serran Examiner. Remember: Minds that need examining want to KNOW! -Sazerac, Editor (and welcome home, Red!!!) [This message has been edited by Sazerac (edited 05-10-2001).]

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05-11-2001, 08:55 AM	#2
Wyvern Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Rural Paradise, MI Posts: 5,701	ROFL!!!!!!! Actually, this is very serious and the whole family is very upset about Red being missing. When I showed them the Examiner this morning they felt better knowing that all our good players would be on the look out for their RED! Green is particularly hopeful. Being rather shy, he's not happy about having to fill in for his big brother Red but feels the family must uphold tradition and keep a good attitude. Wyv ------------------

05-11-2001, 09:15 AM	#3
Wyvern Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Rural Paradise, MI Posts: 5,701	LATEST NEWS/RUMOR (is there a difference?) ZIROC is responsible for RED's disappearance! Red used to live quite happily on the Ironworks site until Ziroc caught him trying to hack into members' signature files to downsize the graphics to his own size. Authorities seized RED and carted him off to the hoosegow where he is awaiting trial. Hugh Mangor, who is studying for the bar in hopes of resubmitting his own case against his mother, has volunteered to act as RED's solicitor. FREE RED NOW!!!! Wyv

05-11-2001, 09:33 AM	#4
Sazerac Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Monroe, LA Age: 60 Posts: 7,387	Further update: Red is now residing at Wizardrealm.com, where he may be accessed freely. Hugs, Sazerac (to use Red, replace { } with [ ] ). {img}http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/redbouncy.gif{/img}

05-11-2001, 09:40 AM	#5
adam warlock Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: I live inside of my mind..... Age: 53 Posts: 3,234	I think I torn something in my stomach during LMAO! best as always ------------------

05-11-2001, 09:54 AM	#6
Wyvern Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Rural Paradise, MI Posts: 5,701	RED IS FREE!! After being lectured by Judge Cameo on the rights of members to have whatever size graphic signature Ziroc will allow and being sentenced to 500 hours of community service, RED has been set free!! (virtual cartwheels) Wyv ------------------

05-11-2001, 09:57 AM	#7
Wyvern Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Rural Paradise, MI Posts: 5,701	Well, it would seem that RED is a little embarrassed to show himself just yet. We'll coax him out soon! Wyv

05-11-2001, 10:41 AM	#8
Sazerac Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Monroe, LA Age: 60 Posts: 7,387	Hey, Wyvern! If he's embarrassed, how can you tell? ROFL! -Sazerac

05-11-2001, 11:22 AM	#9
Wyvern Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Rural Paradise, MI Posts: 5,701	Saz - mother's instincts! LOL!!!!!! (don't know how long it takes for profiles to update (I thought it was instant)- tried the address Ziroc gave me to free Red - and get the x, now have it set for your site and still get the x ) Poor Red!! Wyv

05-11-2001, 08:46 PM	#10
mammawlin Drizzt Do'Urden Join Date: March 3, 2001 Location: Columbus, Ohio USA Posts: 650	LOL Too cool guys! Love those pics in the Gael Serran! Happy to see Red has been rescued since this article came out. Mammawlin mind needs examining more

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THE GAEL SERRAN EXAMINER

SPECIAL EMERGENCY EDITION: Red is missing!

SPECIAL EMERGENCY EDITION:
Red is missing!