04-17-2004, 03:53 PM | #1 |
Manshoon
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My house is being visited by a scary cat. The first time i saw it it was on the bin looking into the house. This is not unusual, i have two cats ( 1 male, 1 female both of which have been fixed) and we always have other cats looking into my house. However, this cat had its tongue out (mouth closed) and was drooling, a lot! It looked in good condition so it is unlikely to be ferrel. There is water outside if it wants it but it doesn't, it wants someone from the house. I saw it again the other night but it wasn't drooling but it did have its tongue out (mouth closed). I am a cat person but this cat is starting to freak me out. It has only visited at night. Therefore, who does it want? why? Somehow, i know this isn't going to end well!
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04-17-2004, 04:08 PM | #2 |
Drizzt Do'Urden
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um, dude, some cats let there tongues stick out a little bit naturally, even with mouths closed. if its hanging out too far, however, then theres something freaky.
eitherway, a few welplaced shots with a high powered pellet gun will nice and silently take care of your (and the cats) problem.
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04-17-2004, 04:15 PM | #3 |
Manshoon
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Luckily for the cat, i am a cat person and i don't own said weapon.
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04-17-2004, 04:27 PM | #4 |
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Maybe it got rabies, maybe it suffers from some form of paralyzation in the face, maybe it's possessed by a demon or maybe it's just being rude.
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04-17-2004, 04:41 PM | #5 |
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Maybe he's in love with you, hence the drooling. Give him flowers, and see what happens. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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04-17-2004, 04:45 PM | #6 |
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Are you talking from experience, johnny?
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04-17-2004, 04:49 PM | #7 |
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No, but he might wanna keep all options open.
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04-17-2004, 05:11 PM | #8 |
Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom
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Soldier of Fortune usually had adds in the back about guys that like to deal with problems like this... if this is a "Freedom/Liberation issue requiring High Explosives in liberal doses."
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04-17-2004, 05:24 PM | #9 |
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Must be a Werecat. It's coming for you, m8
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04-17-2004, 05:26 PM | #10 |
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What color and size is the cat, just out of curiosity?
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