01-19-2005, 12:35 PM | #1 |
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Join Date: October 4, 2001
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THE DRUGGIST
Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist - he insulted me terribly this morning on the phone." Immediately the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and demand an apology. Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him, "Now, just a minute - listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, just to realize that I locked the house with both house and car keys inside. I had to break a window to get my keys. Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire. When I finally got to the store there was a bunch of people waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, and all the time the darn phone was ringing off the hook." He continued, "Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I got down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels - the phone was still ringing - when I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it...half of them hit the floor and broke. Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got back to answer it. It was your wife - she wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer. and believe me, Mister, I TOLD HER!
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01-19-2005, 02:39 PM | #2 |
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That sura isa funny. It took me a minute to get it, but yeah. Good joke [still watching...].
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01-19-2005, 05:59 PM | #3 |
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*groans*
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01-19-2005, 07:27 PM | #4 |
Horus - Egyptian Sky God
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UGH!! Why did you have to do that one?? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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01-19-2005, 07:40 PM | #5 |
Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
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Boooooo [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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01-20-2005, 10:05 AM | #6 |
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Here I was hoping for some kind of ego bursting universe shattering LSD trip report, but instead there's this bad joke. Oh well. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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01-20-2005, 10:03 PM | #7 |
Iron Throne Cult
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He just had to tell everything that happened to his lame day... tsss... hahaha [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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