12-17-2000, 10:28 PM | #1 |
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To avoid putting damn loads of posts on Jon Irenicu's nice clean thread - here is the last part of the story that I have written. Come to think about it............it wasn't even me who should be writing in the first place!!!
rikard: you should read this (you evil *&^%$£) |
12-17-2000, 10:32 PM | #2 |
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Others of you who are interested in the story should read
Jon Irenicu's post called "PLEASE READ THIS". This the last bit, I have created a new thread for it because I have already done a hell of a lot of wreak on Jon's thread. (sorry Jon) Could this be a newfound hobby for me? |
12-17-2000, 10:34 PM | #3 |
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- THE FINAL ENDING -
Holy Mage Wah: I can't get outta here. Rikard? Rikard? Rikard: There is an exit at the top of the lair idiot. Holy Mage Wah: I knew that, so get moving! Rikard: Race Ya! Rikard: Cast Improved Haste : Rikard Holy Mage Wah: cast improved haste: holy mage wah Rikard: Ya know Wah, I've been thinking - Did you ever meet a god once? Holy Mage Wah: Shut Up and move it. Rikard: casts magic missile: Holy Mage Wah Holy Mage Wah: magic resistance Rikard: (until next time.........!!) Holy Mage Wah: Yes we're here. Don't worry about this barrier, I can open it. Rikard: With your bare hands? Holy Mage Wah: no, with your head - magic of course - DUH! Rikard: You weak piece of shit. Holy Mage Wah: casts Knock Holy Mage Wah: there Rikard: what's that sound Wah? Holy Mage Wah: can't hear a thing Rikard: Look up fool, can't you see the thing up there!! Holy Mage Wah: Oh no, don't tell me.............. Rikard: I can't believe it! He's still not dead. Rikard: Do I have to slice your ass again talahan? Rikard: Or should you do it yourself? demi-talahan: I have....one more.....gift before...I die. demi-talahan: for....you ...Rikard!! demi-talahan: regeros interus incerio palaher: Casts Black Evil: Rikard Rikard: Black Evil Rikard: Your spell didn't work talahan, now DIEEEE!!!! Talahan: Death Rikard: Geez that was quick! I didn't even know he was in a hurry. Holy Mage Wah: Come on Rikard, time to go home. Rikard: Yeah, home sweet home - I miss it more than Baalor's Ale Holy Mage Wah: are you still drinking Rikard? Rikard: Shut Up Wah, I don't get intoxicated. Holy Mage Wah: resistance eh Rikard? Rikard: (looks proud of himself) Holy Mage Wah: Ah, here we are just more gate and we're free. Rikard: Go ahead and do it. Holy Mage Wah: Rikard, are you traveling with me after we get out? Rikard: maybe I will Wah, if you buy me some Baalor's Ale Holy Mage Wah: *sigh* OK, I'll buy you ale Rikard. Rikard: And not some nasty crap you cheap f**khead!! Rikard: I want proper beer. Holy Mage Wah: Casts Knock Holy Mage Wah: Let's go Rikard Holy Mage Wah: Rikard? Holy Mage Wah: Rikard? Holy Mage Wah: Don't play games rikard I need to get outta here. Holy Mage Wah: rikard where are you? Holy Mage Wah: RIKARD!!!! RIKA............. Rikard: I am here Wah................. Holy Mage Wah: damage taken: 5689 Holy Mage Wah: near death Rikard: heh heh heh heh Holy Mage Wah: why rikard? why? Holy Mage Wah: I thought you....you (lip trembles) Rikard: I cannot let you leave Wah, you are too powerful for me and I can't have that. Rikard: You see, I want your powers, I want your Holy Magic. Rikard: and the only way I'll get it is when you die............ Holy Mage Wah: Rik.........ard. No......please.........no. Rikard: A sweet death you will die Wah. Holy Mage Wah: NO! rikard: sweeter than the flowers in summers. Holy Mage Wah: NO! Rikard: Sweeter than the richest honey Holy Mage Wah: NOOOOOO! Holy Mage Wah: Death Rikard: I will have all the power! Rikard: I will have all the strength! Rikard: I am unstoppable and I will serve to kill.................. Rikard:...............master TALAHAN!!!! (THE END) |
12-18-2000, 03:32 AM | #4 |
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Telahan = +
Rikard = - Wah =^ Kaël * +You have served me well Like i exspected you to do Now feed me return+ - I won't Do that I won'T AAAAAARRRGGGH- + Don't resist me you are in my control+ - You are weak Telahan You cannot even control a mortal- + You are more than that Rikard and you know it+ - So tell me why (very sacrastic) a great godly master Why why have you made me kill Wah- + No reason it's fun to see He's just pisses me off - I can defeat you you know it + No you can't Rikard cast mental battle Rikard telahan move to mental battle ground + What is this What is this place of light It burns my eyes+ - This my dear telahan is my playground This is my mind A place you evil magic won't work I will defeat you FOREVER- + Telahan cast Total destruction + Telahan casting failure + what the f*ck+ -Thy shall not swear heh heh doesn't it work ty it again- + you are to convident Rikard+ + Telahan cast inmortel Flames Rikard Telahan Casting failure Telahan cast Ultimate Destruction Telahan casting failure Telahan cast earthquake Telahan casting failure Telahan cast Apocolypse Telahan casting failure - Your magic won't work only those true of hart and will in this battlefield + You hart is not true You have killed in your days - You underestimate me - Rikard cast mental battle Kaël * What Rikard What has happend Is he .. Is he still alive - Why look so suprised You could have killed him remember but you didn't * I'm .. I'm sorry Rikard - Never mind Finish your work * But he .. he's is to strong* - I am thy tutor and you will do as i say- * hm gues so* Kaël cast flame arrow Telahan takes 34 damage * What he is hurt How is that possible - I told you you could do it Kaël unlease spellsequencer Telahan takes 145 damage Kaël unlease minor spelltrigger Telahan takes 45 damage Telahan death * But he is still alive He isn't dead Howcome - I will finish it Rikard cast Mental destruction Rikard cast unholy power Rikard cast eternal Terror Telahan death - Mindloss -Let's get back Kaël You have done well You have finaly shown to be worthy of being my apprntice Wait i'll give you a gift Rikard cast Holy Power Kaël Turned To lord of Fire -------------------------- Kaël and Rikard return to physical world -------------------------- Rikard cast Resurection Wah ^What were you doing asshole^ - Just letting him think he controlled me ^But he he is still alive - He has no mind no soul - Without The Mind the Body cannot live ^ I see let's race again - I'f you like Rikard cast Stun Wah Wah stunned ^ What? he this isn't fair - See ya up there The end...... Or is it Was it a terrble mistake by Rikard to leave Wah with the body of Telahan A body so takeble by Wah???? We will see turn in next ehm houre i believe |
12-18-2000, 04:03 AM | #5 |
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!
Couldn't you guys just make this sort of a general entertainment thread? |
12-18-2000, 09:22 AM | #6 |
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Yeah, sure Melusine, looks like the end is only the beginning!!!!
Holy Mage Wah: Stunned Holy Mage Wah: God!!! This body stinks, Rikard sure beat this one real hard. Holy Mage Wah: where is everybody? Holy Mage Wah: Can't move!!! Holy Mage Wah: Dammit. (3 hours later!!) Holy Mage Wah: Still can't move!! Damn you Rikard you piece of shit I ain't that old to have severe arthritis!! Holy Mage Wah: spell wears off Holy Mage Wah: OH GOD!! Thanks - I was beginning to get the cramp in my arse. I gonna pay Rikard back for that one. Holy Mage Wah: Now how do I get out of here? Holy Mage Wah: Where am I? Mystic Voice: You are here because I say so.............. Mystic Voice: You are here because I want you to........... Holy Mage Wah: Show thyself before I shoot you in the ass with a Flame Arrow Mystic Voice: Child....................... Holy Mage Wah: Flame Arrow: Mystic Voice's Ass Mystic Voice: I haven't got an ass fool. Holy Mage Wah: Who Are You? Mystic Voice: You speak of so much............. Mystic Voice: Yet you know so little.............. Mystic Voice: A child in a dream......... Holy Mage Wah: Rikard!!! Rikard? Rikard? Mystic Voice: Your friend is not here is he? did he get away? Mystic voice: I doubt it, heh heh - this place is not Faerun anymore. Mystic Voice: A planar dimension created by evil Holy Mage Wah: you piece of shit - I ain't wanna stay in your shabby hut, lemme out! Holy Mage Wah: You're forgetting I am a HOLY MAGE! Holy Mage Wah: casts HOLY DIMENSIONS OF THE KULAR PALADINS Holy Mage Wah: blocked Mystic Voice Holy Mage Wah: time to get my butt outta here!! (meanwhile..........) Rikard: Hurry up you hothead B******, where's never gonna move anywhere like this. Kael: sorry master but my ass seems to set alight anything that I walk pass Rikard: didn't I give you flameproof underwear? Kael: yes master, but they got stolen by my friends at fire-elem school Rikard: STOLE YOUR UNDERWEAR!! That cost me 100000 gold Kael!! Kael: Really sorry master.................... Rikard: Ah F**k it, where's the exit? Kael: There is it master - over there near that black bit Rikard: get your shining arse over there so I can see clearer Rikard: seel adichi perkro Rikard: True Sight Rikard: True Seeing Rikard: Finally, boy my ale's getting cold, here's comes Rikard.......... Rikard: WHAT? what is this place? Mystic Voice: it is a portrait of what as happened and what may happen, Mystic Voice: you feel the potential within, Mystic Voice: Nothing is rea............. Rikard: SHUT UP and dont give me that Jon Irenicus Impression, you cant fool me like that Mystic Voice: *sigh* he was my idol, I loved him. Rikard: Go and piss off, I got a home to get to Rikard: True Seeing Rikard: true seeing Rikard: WHOA!!! What are you.........a.....dra....a dragon? Jakerel: I am Jakerel, otherwise known as the elemental dragon, welcome to my......home Kael: master, I don't like this guy, I'M.......I'm scared!!!! Kael: Waaaaaaaaaaaa, (sniff) waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh waaa (sniff, sniff) Rikard: (look embarrassed) Rikard: Sorry I'm gonna get outta here whether you like it or not. Jakerel: Wait!!! I haven't even introduced you to my new friend yet. Rikard: New Friend? Jakerel: yes, this pathetic fool.......stumbled across my path a while ago. Jakerel: quite powerful actually - but neverless weak in spirit Jakerel: Recognise him? Rikard: WAH!! Jakerel: Ahhhhh, so have met before, pity I was invited - I could've brought some Ale. Rikard: Cheap B****** Jakerel: WHAT!!!! Rikard: er..............er.....nothing. Jakerel: how dare yopu insult my ALE, It was a gift from Jon irenicus after I beat him at roulette!! Jakerel: NO ONE INSULTS JON IRENICUS Rikard: I hate to tell you, but I kinda fried his arse a couple of years ago. Rikard: I'm a pretty good cook! Rikard: heh heh Kael: heh heh.............. Rikard: Shut up kael, no one told you to laugh Kael: (huddles in a corner) Jakerel: enough games, Wah attack these peasants!! Holy Mage Wah: Yes..........master.....your wish..is..... Jakerel: Just shut up and start casting moron! Holy mage Wah: errr......yes.......: casts ANGEL'S DISASTER: Rikard Rikard: save vs Spell Rikard: damage taken 987 Rikard: Necromancer's Flare: Wah Holy Mage Wah: Damage taken: 4523 Jakerel: full heal: Wah Holy Mage Wah: fully healed Rikard: that's not fair!!! Rikard: 2 against one!! Jakerel: I don't play fair fool kael: I could join in? then it's 2 on 2 Rikard: no kael you're only worth half so it's 1 and a half vs 2 Jakerel: finish him Wah Holy Mage Wah: satas batahaji nercero apalata.............. Holy Mage Wah: casts ANGEL'S HAVOC OF THE NINE HEAVENS Rikard: poisoned, slowed, feebleminded, confused, chaos, cursed, diseased. Jakerel: hahahaha, now I have two pets to play with. Jakerel: It's amazing how you two survived my first pet TALAHAN Jakerel: But I will begin by ordering you to destroy faerun!! rikard:.................yes master Holy Mage Wah: .........yes master Kael: Oh F**k I'm outta here!! (burns his ass on a nearby chair) Kael: Ouch!!!! Will Jakerel succeed? Is this the end of faerun as well as our heroes? What about kael? Will 'HE' be strong enough to defeat Jakerel? ...maybe...........................in a 1000000000 years!!! |
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(a conversation between Rikard and Wah later on.....)
Rikard: I think Jakerel likes me best. Wah: yeah right, he can't even bear to look at you Rikard: shut ya big mouth - jealous B****** Wah: Polymorph Other: Rikard Rikard: EEEKKKK!!! What have you made me? A woman? Wah: Yes Rikard, I hope you get used to wearing Bras coz you'll need some. Rikard: damn I got Big Breasts!! Wah: Oops, must've overdone the spell. Rikard: Wah, change me back!! Wah: Not on your life - I could get used to this - "Ms Rikard" Rikard: Shut UP!!! Wah: you know, I think Jakerel will think you are really pretty. Rikard: Don't make me punch you WAH! Wah: heh heh, calm down Rikard: you should be a bit more polite like a cutesy little girl. Rikard: THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!!!! Rikard: attacks Wah rikard: critical hit Wah: damage taken 1 Wah: contingency Wah: absolute immunity Wah: stoneskin Wah: mislead Rikard: weapon ineffective Rikard: boo hoo, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!! i can't do anything Rikard: I know!!! I'll use magic rikard: chain lightning: Wah Rikard: bra got in the way Rikard: spell casting faliure Wah: heh heh, now now, you have to watch that temper of yours Wah: heehee Rikard: you don't wanna ruin all that makeup again!! Rikard: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! |
12-18-2000, 11:39 AM | #8 |
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God this is funny!
Keep this thread up and I won't be needing Jan Janssen anymore! |
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Ima not gonna speak to ya anymore
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My brother is pestering me i'll write something tomorrow
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