07-06-2002, 12:02 PM | #1 |
Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
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my crummy car
I drive a crummy car. my right headlight's hanging on by a wire, and there's a huge dent in my door. the other day I was driving on the freeway, and, you know how you slow down to check out a really bad accident? I did that, and the people in the accident were looking at my car. bald tires and no spare, motor chugs like it's gasping for air, speedometer's broken, won't go in reverse, hang on a minute, it's gonna get worse, tags are expired, windshield's cracked, broken tail lights, broken eight track, the brakes are bad, clutch is worn, and I'm getting laryngitis 'cause I haven't got a horn. I drive a crummy car. every time I park, people come up to me and say, "hey, are you okay?" I get out and they go, "look, he's walking away!" when I pick up a date, and we walk out to my car, I say, "my God, I've been hit!" I was so embarrassed by the way my car looked I bought a car cover to put over it. I cut a hole where the windshield is so I could drive with it on. bald tires and no spare, motor chugs like it's gasping for air, trunk won't shut, engine overheats, heater doesn't work, radiator leaks, mirror's busted, clock hangs from the dash, holes in the floorboard- there goes my trash. the brakes are bad, clutch is worn, and I'm getting laryngitis 'cause I haven't got a horn. I drive a crummy car. my car has an alarm that says, "step back, you're too close, and stop laughing." I'm always being towed. my car's been towed backwards so much on a tow truck the mileage has gone back to zero. someone broke into my car and stole my club. I drive a dented up, crummy car, but it's not all bad. I drove through the car wash, and when I came out, the owner apologized and wrote me a check. And this car IS LIKE mine haha the car i use every day lol i HATE it LOL LOL!! [ 07-06-2002, 12:03 PM: Message edited by: Megabot ] |
07-06-2002, 12:08 PM | #2 |
Lord Soth
Join Date: October 23, 2001
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gotta love those bangers
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07-06-2002, 12:09 PM | #3 |
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Actually, that sounds a lot like my car!
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07-06-2002, 12:20 PM | #4 |
Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
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Or this one!!
my brother, Nathan I miss being a kid, doing things just for the fun of it. I miss going into the kitchen and spraying Pledge on the linoleum floor, then calling my dog, and watching him go sliding into the wall. how come we don't do things like that when we get older? my brother, Nathan, does. he's twenty-five now. when he was seven he was in a car accident and lost his arm. he has an artificial arm. but he doesn't let it get him down. he'll go up to people and ask them if they want to Indian wrestle, then he'll let his arm go flying off and say, "hey man, take it easy!" one time he went into a tattoo parlor, put his arm on the counter, and said, "I'll be back in an hour." he'll take his girlfriend to the movies. when he goes to get popcorn, he'll leave his arm around her. if it's a horror movie, he'll take his arm off and toss it back about 3 rows. when he goes to a football game, he gets his hand stamped, then he throws his arm over the fence so his friends can get in for free. I'm going to be…more like Nathan. I'm putting Pledge on the kitchen floor right now. "Grandma, come here!" LOL! |
07-06-2002, 01:10 PM | #5 |
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hmm modern poetry...
quite exquisitley elegant in its straight-to-it-edness... I'll try one: eye half a nü spell chekur eye yuse it ivory dai it heaps me speel lawts of thyngs in the peroper weigh eye luv mai nü spell checkur eye real e real e du with awt mai nü spell chekur eye would tipe lyke eye wuz too
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07-06-2002, 06:26 PM | #6 |
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Adam Sandler did a song a while back, called "My piece of s**t car." Very funny.
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07-06-2002, 07:42 PM | #7 |
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In Cuba the newest model car is a 57 Chevy
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07-06-2002, 07:57 PM | #8 |
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I feel sorry for your car. And you for having to drive it. I am 15 and I already have nice car sitting in my driveway waiting for me to get my licsenses man do I love having A car waiting on me.
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