What the most funny thing you have done to skip school/work?

Daniel_M · 06-20-2002, 01:40 PM

Ok, heres mine Actualy this was today, I was faking to be ill at work i was pretending to cough and looking ill rubbing my eyes so that there sore. I carried this on till the end of the day then i rang up work and said "Sorry im not going to be in tomorrow, my condition hasnt improved, if there is any problem, please call me *Fake cough*

SomeGuy · 06-20-2002, 03:05 PM

Slept in to late and convinced my mom not to make me go.Or got sick for real.

06-20-2002, 07:23 PM

I often used to pretend I had twisted my ankle and so couldn't manage a day of walking around at school. My parents knew I had relatively weak ankles as a kid, so it worked out rather well. I also used to mix up orange juice and potato chips in a bowl and pretend I'd vomitted in the night, and later say that I still felt too sick to go to school.

[ 06-20-2002, 07:24 PM: Message edited by: Arledrian ]

stenbjorn · 06-20-2002, 07:39 PM

thats what i used to do...i think u should put in a tocuh of mayo
other then that used to heat up the thermometer up to a fever-ish temperature

AliCat · 06-20-2002, 07:48 PM

Faking it never worked at my house.

As for work, I usually end up having to do a lot more work if someone else calls in sick, so I hardly want to do that to someone else just on a whim.

I did once call in sick when I was supposed to be helping out at the church nursery. I was badly hung over, but told them I had one of those 24-hour stomach bugs. They didn't believe me. I didn't much care, and didn't go back for long anyhow.

AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe · 06-20-2002, 08:23 PM

Man am I glad i no longer work at McDonalds. My manager might actually have been the devil, or at least a close relation. I called off one day just because i was hung over from a concert the night before, and they called my house 5 times during the day to make sure i was really 'hurt'. I told them i strained some ligaments in my ankle, but they knew i went to a concert the night before, so i wore this bandage/brace type thing on my ankle for a week when i went to work, just to pull it off.

MasterPooBaa · 06-20-2002, 09:41 PM

not wake up until 3pm. [img]smile.gif[/img]

/)eathKiller · 06-20-2002, 10:33 PM

hmm once I intenetionally crashed all of the computers in school so that I didn't have to go to Industrial Tech with the teacaher from hell, Vikkie Cooley. If you're in Germany, look out for her, she'll bite your head off for saying "hello" in a nice way even O_o

one day i said "yeah i guess i've got to go around and have all of my teachers sign this form..."

and she said "GUESS NOTHING! YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO! AND YOU WILL! ITS ALL PROCEEDURE! AND IF ALL YOU THINK THAT IT'S GOOD FOR IS GUESSING THEN IT'S GOOD FOR GETTING YOU HELD BACK ANOTHER YEAR AND I'LL SEE TO IT THAT HAPPENS! HAH GRADUATING EARLY ANYWAY! WHAT A REAL SCHAM! I WAS THE ONLY PERSON WHO VOTTED AGAINST THAT! AND NEXT YEAR I'LL SEE THAT NOBODY HAS IT HAPPEN TO THEM AGAIN!"

O.o...

The day she left I bit HER HEAD off

and she couldn't do anything about it, though i did recently get a letter from her that was scrawled in human blood...

theifprowess · 06-21-2002, 02:21 AM

its not orange juice and potato chips it apple juice and cottage cheese. give it a good swish then let it fly then for added affect break open stink bomb.

must go to the extreme if goal is to be reached

06-20-2002, 01:40 PM	#1
Daniel_M Elminster Join Date: October 17, 2001 Location: London, England Age: 40 Posts: 480	Ok, heres mine Actualy this was today, I was faking to be ill at work i was pretending to cough and looking ill rubbing my eyes so that there sore. I carried this on till the end of the day then i rang up work and said "Sorry im not going to be in tomorrow, my condition hasnt improved, if there is any problem, please call me Fake cough __________________ \"Sarcasm is a sign of genius.\"<br /><br />[url]\"http://www.hellspawnonline.tk\" target=\"_blank\">Hellspawn-Online.tk</a>

06-20-2002, 03:05 PM	#2
SomeGuy Unicorn Join Date: May 14, 2002 Location: Oklahoma, USA Age: 33 Posts: 4,238	Slept in to late and convinced my mom not to make me go.Or got sick for real. __________________ \"I firmly believe that any man\'s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.\"<br />-Vince Lombardi

06-20-2002, 08:23 PM	#6
AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe Hathor Join Date: October 11, 2001 Location: At My Computer Age: 43 Posts: 2,217	Man am I glad i no longer work at McDonalds. My manager might actually have been the devil, or at least a close relation. I called off one day just because i was hung over from a concert the night before, and they called my house 5 times during the day to make sure i was really 'hurt'. I told them i strained some ligaments in my ankle, but they knew i went to a concert the night before, so i wore this bandage/brace type thing on my ankle for a week when i went to work, just to pull it off. __________________ Now the swinging bridge<br />Is quieted with creepers. . . <br />Like our tendrilled life. -Basho

06-20-2002, 09:41 PM	#7
MasterPooBaa Zhentarim Guard Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: OZ! Age: 48 Posts: 332	not wake up until 3pm. [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ Today is a good day for SOMEONE ELSE to die!!!!!

06-20-2002, 10:33 PM	#8
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 38 Posts: 6,043	hmm once I intenetionally crashed all of the computers in school so that I didn't have to go to Industrial Tech with the teacaher from hell, Vikkie Cooley. If you're in Germany, look out for her, she'll bite your head off for saying "hello" in a nice way even O_o one day i said "yeah i guess i've got to go around and have all of my teachers sign this form..." and she said "GUESS NOTHING! YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO! AND YOU WILL! ITS ALL PROCEEDURE! AND IF ALL YOU THINK THAT IT'S GOOD FOR IS GUESSING THEN IT'S GOOD FOR GETTING YOU HELD BACK ANOTHER YEAR AND I'LL SEE TO IT THAT HAPPENS! HAH GRADUATING EARLY ANYWAY! WHAT A REAL SCHAM! I WAS THE ONLY PERSON WHO VOTTED AGAINST THAT! AND NEXT YEAR I'LL SEE THAT NOBODY HAS IT HAPPEN TO THEM AGAIN!" O.o... The day she left I bit HER HEAD off and she couldn't do anything about it, though i did recently get a letter from her that was scrawled in human blood... __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

06-20-2002, 07:23 PM	#3
Sorcerer Alex Guest Posts: n/a	I often used to pretend I had twisted my ankle and so couldn't manage a day of walking around at school. My parents knew I had relatively weak ankles as a kid, so it worked out rather well. I also used to mix up orange juice and potato chips in a bowl and pretend I'd vomitted in the night, and later say that I still felt too sick to go to school. [ 06-20-2002, 07:24 PM: Message edited by: Arledrian ]

06-20-2002, 07:39 PM	#4
stenbjorn Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: June 18, 2002 Location: London, UK Posts: 41	thats what i used to do...i think u should put in a tocuh of mayo other then that used to heat up the thermometer up to a fever-ish temperature

06-20-2002, 07:48 PM	#5
AliCat Drow Warrior Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Waynesboro, VA, USA Posts: 255	Faking it never worked at my house. As for work, I usually end up having to do a lot more work if someone else calls in sick, so I hardly want to do that to someone else just on a whim. I did once call in sick when I was supposed to be helping out at the church nursery. I was badly hung over, but told them I had one of those 24-hour stomach bugs. They didn't believe me. I didn't much care, and didn't go back for long anyhow.

06-21-2002, 02:21 AM	#9
theifprowess Drizzt Do'Urden Join Date: March 9, 2002 Location: california Posts: 613	its not orange juice and potato chips it apple juice and cottage cheese. give it a good swish then let it fly then for added affect break open stink bomb. must go to the extreme if goal is to be reached

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