Chat-up Lines

[johnny]

Originally posted by Donut: You probably have to be British to understand this: "Hello, would you like to come on my boat?"

erm...., the love boat ?

[Evil Al]

Ha, some of these are more terrible then the one's i've used;
"Fancy a dance and a s**g after?" (That one's never worked on sober young ladies.)
And some quotes from Skakespeare
"But soft! What light through yonder window breaks?
Tis the east and < insert name here > is the sun..." But that one has.

Okay maybe not more terrible but just as bad... i think.

[ 05-28-2002, 02:48 PM: Message edited by: Evil Al ]

[Mouse]

I still fondly remember the one occasion when Let's bonk met with a positive response

Once in my life have I used a chat-up line. I was in a club with a few of my friends, when Ivo dared me to approach this attractive brunette who'd obviously had to reject most of the men in the club already. I was quite drunk and therefore more arrogant than usual. Because of that I was more than prepared to do it, so I went up to her and said "I may not be dark, but I'm tall and handsome, and I wouldn't say two out of three is all that bad, really". She laughed and told me I was hopeless. Looking back, I wholeheartedly agree with her. This was only about eleven months ago, but I've learned from my mistakes. Honest [img]smile.gif[/img]

[Barry the Sprout]

Ow there are so many good ones around...

My faves all come from the kind of weird end of the spectrum (I'm ugly and have long hair, if I'm going to *look* weird in a nightclub I might as well *act* weird as well...):

"Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk about it.". (To clueless girl)

"OK, so i'm on a University stunt run and one of the things on my list is a... err... weird girl..."

"Whats a nasty girl like you doing in a nice place like this?"

And one for the ladies to try (or not) that I have heard of but never heard actually used:

"I'm easy, but you look hard.".

[Epona]

Originally posted by johnny: quote: Originally posted by Donut: You probably have to be British to understand this: "Hello, would you like to come on my boat?"

erm...., the love boat ?[/QUOTE]Erm... no, not that sort of boat.
I'll give you a clue - do a search on Google for a cockney rhyming slang dictionary

[Donut]

Originally posted by Epona: quote: Originally posted by johnny: quote: Originally posted by Donut: You probably have to be British to understand this: "Hello, would you like to come on my boat?"

erm...., the love boat ?[/QUOTE]Erm... no, not that sort of boat.
I'll give you a clue - do a search on Google for a cockney rhyming slang dictionary [/QUOTE]It's in the third paragraph

[Memnoch]

I've used a few really cheezy ones when really smashed just for a laugh. If I'm serious about someone I'll put the spadework in, if not then I'll trot out the cliches.

"Do you know why it's so dark outside? Because all the stars are in your eyes."

"Be unique and different - say YES!!"

"How was heaven when you left it?"



Told you they were cheezy. One of them actually worked believe it or not.

[johnny]

Originally posted by Mouse: I still fondly remember the one occasion when Let's bonk met with a positive response

lol you said that to a complete stranger ?