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04-06-2005, 12:59 PM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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Military Police
During a practical exercise at a military police base, the instructor was giving the class instruction in unarmed self defense. After he presented a number of different situations in which they might find themselves, he asked a student, "What steps would you take if someone were coming at you with a large, sharp knife?" The student replied, "Big ones!"
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04-06-2005, 02:52 PM
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Zhentarim Guard
 Join Date: February 21, 2005
Location: Candlekeep
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Jean Claude Van Damme walked into a bar and noticed a suave, well dressed British man sitting at the bar drinking a vodka martini. He approached the man and asked him his name.
"Bond," came the reply. "James Bond. And yourself?" "Damme," said Jean. "Van Damme. Claude Van Damme. Jean Claude Van Damme." |
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04-06-2005, 05:00 PM
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Apophis
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brayf, you just reminded me of this:
What's the name of James Bond's dog? Woof. Woof Woof. And this: You ask Bond what time it is. He replies: Six. Ten to six. Nice one Arvon, BTW. [ 04-06-2005, 05:03 PM: Message edited by: Bozos of Bones ]
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04-06-2005, 07:15 PM
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John Locke
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Lol, Arvon. That's probably what I would do too.
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04-07-2005, 06:35 AM
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40th Level Warrior
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Brayf reminds me of this one as well..
A man entered a bar and sit next to a woman. " Bond " he said " James Bond ". Smiling, the woman replied " Lost. Get Lost ". |
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04-07-2005, 06:50 AM
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Zhentarim Guard
Join Date: February 21, 2005
Location: Candlekeep
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Haha WOW, I've opened the door to a whole new world I never knew existed.
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