Oh to be a pig

Elif Godson · 05-06-2002, 02:27 PM

A few funny thing's about life... and pig's

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
Hardly seems worth it.

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
Now that's more like it!

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet.

O.M.G.!

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
In my next life, I want to be a pig.

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
death.
Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
"Honey, I'm home. What the....?!"

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping
the length of a football field.

30 minutes... damn lucky pig... can you imagine??

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity

Butterflies taste with their feet.
Something I always wanted to know.

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
Hmmmmmm........

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
people.
If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?

Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.
OK, so that would be a good thing....

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
I wonder who was paid to figure that out?

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
I know some people like that.

Star fish have no brains.
I know some people like that too.

Polar bears are left-handed.
If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
What about that pig??

05-06-2002, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elif Godson:
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

That's shit for us lefties. I'm jealous of the pig too - really I am.

Talthyr Malkaviel · 05-06-2002, 02:36 PM

Ummm... interesting

Neb · 05-06-2002, 02:38 PM

Hmmmmmmm..... Have they perfected the whole-body transplant yet?

Madman-Rogovich · 05-06-2002, 02:41 PM

but then there is the whole > lefties are more creative....so is nine yrs of your life worth creativity? id say so. but im bias. and yes ohto be a pig...

Ar-Cunin · 05-06-2002, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.
OK, so that would be a good thing....

I'm not entirely sure that correct

But it's still a lot of funny (and useful?) information

[ 05-06-2002, 02:49 PM: Message edited by: Ar-Cunin ]

andrewas · 05-06-2002, 02:51 PM

Forget the Pig. Be a dolphin. Have you seen what a pig eats?

But a dolphin - fish, freedom and sex. And there smarter too.

johnny · 05-06-2002, 02:52 PM

good one dude. How did you find out about the farts ? You actually know someone who tried that ?

Elif Godson · 05-06-2002, 02:57 PM

Goverment statistic's done by city worker's

05-06-2002, 02:36 PM	#3
Talthyr Malkaviel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: August 31, 2001 Location: Land of the Britons Age: 37 Posts: 3,224	Ummm... interesting __________________ Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB<br />and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T<br /> <br /><br />Say NO to the Trouser Tyranny! Can I drill you about this?

05-06-2002, 02:41 PM	#5
Madman-Rogovich Lord Soth Join Date: October 23, 2001 Location: Edinburgh Age: 38 Posts: 1,918	but then there is the whole > lefties are more creative....so is nine yrs of your life worth creativity? id say so. but im bias. and yes ohto be a pig... __________________ One room, one axe, one outcome.

05-06-2002, 02:51 PM	#7
andrewas Harper Join Date: October 2, 2001 Location: Aberdeen, Scotland Age: 42 Posts: 4,774	Forget the Pig. Be a dolphin. Have you seen what a pig eats? But a dolphin - fish, freedom and sex. And there smarter too. __________________ [img]\"http://www.sighost.us/members/Zvijer/andrewas.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

05-06-2002, 02:52 PM	#8
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 58 Posts: 16,981	good one dude. How did you find out about the farts ? You actually know someone who tried that ? __________________

05-06-2002, 02:27 PM	#1
Elif Godson Dracolich Join Date: August 28, 2001 Location: Hurricane Valley Age: 51 Posts: 3,089	A few funny thing's about life... and pig's If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. Hardly seems worth it. If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. Now that's more like it! The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. O.M.G.! A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. In my next life, I want to be a pig. A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. Creepy. I'm still not over the pig. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. Do not try this at home...... maybe at work. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. "Honey, I'm home. What the....?!" The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. 30 minutes... damn lucky pig... can you imagine?? The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond? Some lions mate over 50 times a day. I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity Butterflies taste with their feet. Something I always wanted to know. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. Hmmmmmm........ Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference? Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump. OK, so that would be a good thing.... A cat's urine glows under a black light. I wonder who was paid to figure that out? An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. I know some people like that. Star fish have no brains. I know some people like that too. Polar bears are left-handed. If they switch, they'll live a lot longer. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. What about that pig??

05-06-2002, 02:38 PM	#4
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 38 Posts: 8,802	Hmmmmmmm..... Have they perfected the whole-body transplant yet?

05-06-2002, 02:57 PM	#9
Elif Godson Dracolich Join Date: August 28, 2001 Location: Hurricane Valley Age: 51 Posts: 3,089	Goverment statistic's done by city worker's

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