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Old 12-14-2001, 07:14 PM   #1
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Q- how do you clear out an afghani bingo parlor?


A- call B1 or B2, ha HA!!!!!

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Old 12-14-2001, 07:32 PM   #2
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Thats not funny.
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Old 12-14-2001, 08:24 PM   #3
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Since it's started....

Here's another joke in extremely poor taste:

Q: Why aren't there any "Wal-Marts" in Afghanistan?

A: Because there's a "Target" on every corner.

I know, it's bad, and I'm sorry
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Old 12-14-2001, 08:33 PM   #4
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i never said it was funny, i just heard it and posted it. though someone might like it.

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Old 12-14-2001, 08:38 PM   #5
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It made me smile. Thanks, Morgan

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Old 12-14-2001, 10:29 PM   #6
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I like the walmart one better but they both are kinda lame
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Old 12-15-2001, 02:56 AM   #7
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kinda sad, but I can tell you, we have some wondorful jokes about you americans!
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Old 12-15-2001, 04:44 AM   #8
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Why are their no Wal-marts in Afghanistan?

There's a Target on every corner... (Friend told me.. KINDA funny.)
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Old 12-15-2001, 08:58 AM   #9
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kinda sad, but I can tell you, we have some wondorful jokes about you americans!


The devil you say man!

*looks around in complete disbelief*

I bet there are some good ones
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