05-21-2003, 06:49 AM | #1 |
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They got married!! Please, somebody, tell me what the hell that's all about. I'd love to be a fly on the wall in their bedroom.
"Congratulations to Nell McAndrew and Dale Winton on their marriage earlier this week. Loved-up Dale has spoken of his joy at finally getting 29-year-old Nell to agree to become his wife. 'It was the happiest day of my life,' beamed butch stud Dale. Matron of honour Cilla Black bought a new hat for the occasion, and guests Anthea Turner, Tony Blackburn and Neil and Christine Hamilton wiped away tears of happiness. During his rambunctious stag night out with the boys for some red-blooded fun, the groom-to-be found himself chained to some railings. 'I didn't have a ■■■■■■■ clue where I was,' laughed manly Dale, wiping sick off his loafers. Hang on, does this sound right? Unfortunately neither Winton nor his new missus is prepared to comment on the legality of the ceremony, to be shown on BBC3's Celebrity Weddings later this month. Rumours in media circles suggest Dale may actually be gay. Seems a tad far-fetched, that. " Dale gay - surely not!!!!!!!!!!! [ 05-21-2003, 06:50 AM: Message edited by: Donut ]
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05-21-2003, 07:05 AM | #2 |
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You mean he's not? and Nell Mcandrew?!?!! strange times are afoot for sure, mark my words its only a matter of time now before we all live in small boxes underground...
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05-21-2003, 07:06 AM | #3 |
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It's all Greek to me [img]smile.gif[/img] . At this stage I better admit I can piece some of it together, otherwise Donut will be doing his kindly "Oh dear, I nead to explain it all to tthe thick Aussie" routine. "Hey you - what are you doin goin on with all this then [img]smile.gif[/img] .
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05-21-2003, 07:47 AM | #4 |
Jack Burton
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Bloody thick Aussie!!
Okay Here's dale and here's Nell (mildly pornographic - don't go here if you are underage) I tried hard to get a fully clothed picture but there weren't any! Dale is as camp as a tent and Nell was the model used for Lara Croft. I'm confused as to why they would get married. [ 05-21-2003, 07:51 AM: Message edited by: Donut ]
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05-21-2003, 08:39 AM | #5 |
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Why get married? were you even thinking about either of them before the wedding?
worked then didnt it I may be cynical, but this is blatantly for publicity
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05-21-2003, 08:41 AM | #6 |
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That's sick, how could he marry her !!! [img]graemlins/2puke.gif[/img]
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