Link, The Crocodile Hunter - Page 7

adam warlock · 10-28-2001, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lord Shield:
BTW, maybe you would find him better as a fallen paladin? after all, he only be goodie one until you make him fall again anyway

ah... hmmmm... ouch

*goes back to sleep*

Link · 10-29-2001, 02:55 AM

*speaks with Australian accent*

"G'day y'all and welcome back! Today we'll tune in one the hot chick once again, and try 'n' find out everything about it! In the last episode you could have noticed that we spotted a possible hot chick, but evidently it wasn't a hot chick after all. A shame, but as I told you before, not much is known about these creatures, and hot chicks have all sorts of methods to keep away from the spotlights."

*steps in Jeep, and takes off*

"As we know from experience now, especially since yesterday, the hot chick is very hard to spot. One must bear in mind that there are other creatures that can indeed look like a hot chick from afar, but defitely are not hot chicks. Yesterday we found one of those mimics, and these are very common in these lands. Often called the not-so-hot chick, these creatures are not what we're looking for. I hope though, that today will bring us some more success."

*Link and his team ride on for about two hours*

"Damn! I'm really sorry to say this, but I think that today again will not be so successfull. I myself am pretty good at finding tracks of hot chicks, but I haven't seen anything suspicious. Or have I?"

*stops the Jeep and looks outside*

"What's that there? It looks like..."

*steps outta the car and runs for the object. Cameraman follows him closely*

"Yes! We definitely got a trail today! See this?"

*picks up the object and holds it close to the camera*

"We know from studies that hot chicks often can be found in mall areas, but it's very hard to find them there, cos the time they spend there can vary between 5 minutes (which is in very rare occasions) and 6 hours. What they usually do then, is go round and look for even more things to disguise themselves in. In their tongue, these things are more commonly known as 'clothes'. Although biologists have studied this way of life more than once, they haven't really found out yet, what makes the hot chick go to the mall areas, and buy new 'clothes'."

*takes a good look at the found object*

"And this piece of evidence is used quite much in the behaviour I was talking about. Somehow, biologists haven't found out yet, these things can help them get the 'clothes' with them. In the tongue of the hot chick, we're talking about 'credit cards' here. I'm not quite sure if we got a credit card here; it is said to be a lot bigger than this."

*turns the credit card*

"Ah! Look here! You see that? This edge of the 'credit card' is sharper than the other edge! Maybe bitten off, but my guess is that it was cut, so that there might be another half!"

*looks very excited*

"My guess is that the 'credit card' can be made useless when cut in half, so that one can stop the hot chick from buying new 'clothes'. Man! This must be the best moment in my entire career! Ya'd better tune in next time, cos methinks we're on a hot trail now, and next time might prove we've finally found ourselves a hot chick!"

**Be sure to tune in next time as Link follows his new-found hot trail!**

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Guns don't kill people, people kill other people.
So, therefore:
Nobody moves! Give me your wallet! I'm holding a person right here!

Link
Overlord Executioner, Slayer of Fluffed Beings
Member of Clan HADB
Supreme Warrior of Myst
Official Entertainer in Cloudy's Cafe

Link · 10-29-2001, 08:52 AM

Bumping for everyone to read!

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Guns don't kill people, people kill other people.
So, therefore:
Nobody moves! Give me your wallet! I'm holding a person right here!

Link
Overlord Executioner, Slayer of Fluffed Beings
Member of Clan HADB
Supreme Warrior of Myst
Official Entertainer in Cloudy's Cafe

adam warlock · 10-29-2001, 10:38 AM

well see if you can discover something new and rare theses days...

great dialogue! LOL

hot chick...

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The Host of Sigs - who's your daddy now?
I bow to Ziroc the grand master! I shall never mock Choc again!

Dreamer128 · 10-29-2001, 11:09 AM

Lol, they should broadcast this on national geograhic. Would take them over their average rate of three viewers a day.

[This message has been edited by Dreamer128 (edited 10-29-2001).]

Beaumanoir · 10-29-2001, 02:54 PM

Mwhahaha! Ima Hot Chick Huntwer! I Scower The Wands For Hot Chicks! Den I Capture Them An Take Em Back To My Lair... I Mean Home!! Mwhahaha!

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Jerome · 10-29-2001, 02:58 PM

*After a glance at Lioness, looking like a frightened gazelle, Jerome takes off across the outback...*

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Melusine · 10-29-2001, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Beaumanoir:
Mwhahaha! Ima Hot Chick Huntwer! I Scower The Wands For Hot Chicks! Den I Capture Them An Take Em Back To My Lair... I Mean Home!! Mwhahaha!

You better make sure you carry a big gun then, we hot chicks are vewwy fewocious (to put it in our youngest cub's words)...

~GROWL~

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High Queen of Fluffies,
Archbabe of the OHF,
LH, HADB and ORT!

Your voice is ambrosia
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Beaumanoir · 10-29-2001, 03:02 PM

Tee-Hee! You Maybe Be A Ferwocious Hot Chick! But Im A VERY Ferwocious Hunter!!!

Do Your Worst Hot-Chick!!!

*Gets Out A Net And A Tranquilizer Gun Then Crouches Behind His Jeep*

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Waiter At PB's Pub

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Neb · 10-29-2001, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Beaumanoir:
Tee-Hee! You Maybe Be A Ferwocious Hot Chick! But Im A VERY Ferwocious Hunter!!!

Do Your Worst Hot-Chick!!!

*Gets Out A Net And A Tranquilizer Gun Then Crouches Behind His Jeep*

*Puts on animal right's activist clothes* Hey! What are you doing? That's the rare Hot Chick you've got there! Don't do anything to her! *Squashes Beau with his huge gold dragon claws*

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10-29-2001, 02:55 AM	#62
Link Jack Burton Join Date: May 15, 2001 Location: The Netherlands Age: 39 Posts: 5,888	speaks with Australian accent "G'day y'all and welcome back! Today we'll tune in one the hot chick once again, and try 'n' find out everything about it! In the last episode you could have noticed that we spotted a possible hot chick, but evidently it wasn't a hot chick after all. A shame, but as I told you before, not much is known about these creatures, and hot chicks have all sorts of methods to keep away from the spotlights." steps in Jeep, and takes off "As we know from experience now, especially since yesterday, the hot chick is very hard to spot. One must bear in mind that there are other creatures that can indeed look like a hot chick from afar, but defitely are not hot chicks. Yesterday we found one of those mimics, and these are very common in these lands. Often called the not-so-hot chick, these creatures are not what we're looking for. I hope though, that today will bring us some more success." Link and his team ride on for about two hours "Damn! I'm really sorry to say this, but I think that today again will not be so successfull. I myself am pretty good at finding tracks of hot chicks, but I haven't seen anything suspicious. Or have I?" stops the Jeep and looks outside "What's that there? It looks like..." steps outta the car and runs for the object. Cameraman follows him closely "Yes! We definitely got a trail today! See this?" picks up the object and holds it close to the camera "We know from studies that hot chicks often can be found in mall areas, but it's very hard to find them there, cos the time they spend there can vary between 5 minutes (which is in very rare occasions) and 6 hours. What they usually do then, is go round and look for even more things to disguise themselves in. In their tongue, these things are more commonly known as 'clothes'. Although biologists have studied this way of life more than once, they haven't really found out yet, what makes the hot chick go to the mall areas, and buy new 'clothes'." takes a good look at the found object "And this piece of evidence is used quite much in the behaviour I was talking about. Somehow, biologists haven't found out yet, these things can help them get the 'clothes' with them. In the tongue of the hot chick, we're talking about 'credit cards' here. I'm not quite sure if we got a credit card here; it is said to be a lot bigger than this." turns the credit card "Ah! Look here! You see that? This edge of the 'credit card' is sharper than the other edge! Maybe bitten off, but my guess is that it was cut, so that there might be another half!" looks very excited "My guess is that the 'credit card' can be made useless when cut in half, so that one can stop the hot chick from buying new 'clothes'. Man! This must be the best moment in my entire career! Ya'd better tune in next time, cos methinks we're on a hot trail now, and next time might prove we've finally found ourselves a hot chick!" **Be sure to tune in next time as Link follows his new-found hot trail! ------------------ Guns don't kill people, people kill other people. So, therefore: Nobody moves!** Give me your wallet! I'm holding a person right here! Link Overlord Executioner, Slayer of Fluffed Beings Member of Clan HADB Supreme Warrior of Myst Official Entertainer in Cloudy's Cafe

10-29-2001, 08:52 AM	#63
Link Jack Burton Join Date: May 15, 2001 Location: The Netherlands Age: 39 Posts: 5,888	Bumping for everyone to read! ------------------ Guns don't kill people, people kill other people. So, therefore: Nobody moves! Give me your wallet! I'm holding a person right here! Link Overlord Executioner, Slayer of Fluffed Beings Member of Clan HADB Supreme Warrior of Myst Official Entertainer in Cloudy's Cafe

10-29-2001, 10:38 AM	#64
adam warlock Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: I live inside of my mind..... Age: 53 Posts: 3,234	well see if you can discover something new and rare theses days... great dialogue! LOL hot chick... ------------------ Did someone mentioned a webcomic? Realm of Warlock's Art The Host of Sigs - who's your daddy now? I bow to Ziroc the grand master! I shall never mock Choc again!

10-29-2001, 11:09 AM	#65
Dreamer128 Dracolisk Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Europe Age: 39 Posts: 6,136	Lol, they should broadcast this on national geograhic. Would take them over their average rate of three viewers a day. [This message has been edited by Dreamer128 (edited 10-29-2001).]

10-29-2001, 02:54 PM	#66
Beaumanoir Iron Throne Cult Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK. Age: 35 Posts: 4,896	Mwhahaha! Ima Hot Chick Huntwer! I Scower The Wands For Hot Chicks! Den I Capture Them An Take Em Back To My Lair... I Mean Home!! Mwhahaha! ------------------ The Clan HADB Cleric Of Sephiroth + Nutella Waiter At PB's Pub BINKY The Founding Member, Cheif Architect AND Official Chanter Of O.R.T The Order Of Royal Toads The FFGaming Forums FFGaming ~ Your Number One Final Fantasy Resource

10-29-2001, 02:58 PM	#67
Jerome Knight of the Rose Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Scotland Age: 38 Posts: 4,418	After a glance at Lioness, looking like a frightened gazelle, Jerome takes off across the outback... ------------------ [This message has been edited by Jerome (edited 10-29-2001).]

10-29-2001, 03:02 PM	#69
Beaumanoir Iron Throne Cult Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK. Age: 35 Posts: 4,896	Tee-Hee! You Maybe Be A Ferwocious Hot Chick! But Im A VERY Ferwocious Hunter!!! Do Your Worst Hot-Chick!!! Gets Out A Net And A Tranquilizer Gun Then Crouches Behind His Jeep ------------------ The Clan HADB Cleric Of Sephiroth + Nutella Waiter At PB's Pub BINKY The Founding Member, Cheif Architect AND Official Chanter Of O.R.T The Order Of Royal Toads The FFGaming Forums FFGaming ~ Your Number One Final Fantasy Resource

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