Evil Smiting continued???? - Page 11

Fonzie Forum Tyrant of MH · 10-25-2001, 07:04 PM

YES YES FONZIE WILL RULE ALL SO SAYETH FONZIE HAH HAH

Still I am impressed with this group you may continue to serve the Fonz once I Rule.

Anyway Cloudy you Imp (Just because ur post count here is bigger than mine it doesnt make you clever or 'ard or anything) I shall have to destroy you now ye infernal Tan'nari.

I did not want to do this but yon IMP's have left me no choice.

"Madus Potentis Karum"

Fonz summons that most malevolent of Deities BEATRICE.

*puts on bad eastern accent* "I am YogiSpamchi Ryu-do You want to fight, then Fight me purveyors of pathetic goodness and Corned beef, I follower of the SPAM gods will show you the true path of potted meat products and ye shall know that my name is law".

*please note this post was brought to you in association with, Spelman inc, Spelman Inc is a subsiduary of Fonzie Enterprises™ and Koth'o'matic company©*

Cloudbringer · 10-25-2001, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DragonMage:
Casts: It's a Small World Neverending Song - Fonzie and Seph
Fonzie: AAAAAGGGHHH! I can't get it out of my head!!!!!
Seph: No! Not that! Anything but that! Oh, the horror!!!!!

Yes my fellow smiter, YES! YOU DO FIGHT DIRTY! BWHAHAHAHAAH! LOVE IT!

Storm Queen contemplates the

ultimate weapon

and decides it's too much.. she must consider the innocents who could be involved... sighing she puts all thought of her Teletubby-Smurf spell aside.... for now

but she knows it may come down to that one day.....

CB

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Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan
CloudDragon of the OHF
Storm-Queen
Raven's Cloud
StormCloud of the Black Knight: Heart Mind Soul Forever
"To sleep, perchance to dream..."

SSJ4Sephiroth · 10-25-2001, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cloudbringer:
Yes my fellow smiter, YES! YOU DO FIGHT DIRTY! BWHAHAHAHAAH! LOVE IT!

Storm Queen contemplates the
ultimate weapon
and decides it's too much.. she must consider the innocents who could be involved... sighing she puts all thought of her Teletubby-Smurf spell aside.... for now but she knows it may come down to that one day.....

CB

err, wasnt the Ultimate Weapon a sword in ff7? oh well, no matter, for i will conquer all no matter what! and i am scared of no smurf, no matter how strange it is, so bring it on!

10-25-2001, 07:08 PM

Lord Shield summons

"The GOODIES!" !!!!!!

Graeme Gardner finds a nuke in a trashcan and hits the 50s dancers over the head with it - it doesn't explode though, just whistles

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Cloudbringer · 10-25-2001, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SSJ4Sephiroth:
err, wasnt the Ultimate Weapon a sword in ff7? oh well, no matter, for i will conquer all no matter what! and i am scared of no smurf, no matter how strange it is, so bring it on!

HAHAHA! Oh poor Seph.. someone tell him.. oh I just can't.. GAR! Storm Queen is usually neutral in these things.. sigh. oh my! LOLOLOL.. erm.. Seph, dear.. YOU would be the smurfling.. HAHAHAHAHA!

Stormy on the horizon

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Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan
CloudDragon of the OHF
Storm-Queen
Raven's Cloud
StormCloud of the Black Knight: Heart Mind Soul Forever
"To sleep, perchance to dream..."

SSJ4Sephiroth · 10-25-2001, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cloudbringer:
HAHAHA! Oh poor Seph.. someone tell him.. oh I just can't.. GAR! Storm Queen is usually neutral in these things.. sigh. oh my! LOLOLOL.. erm.. Seph, dear.. YOU would be the smurfling.. HAHAHAHAHA!

Stormy on the horizon

er... WHAT!? sorry, but i still must insist that you try the spell.

Sephiroth drinks a Potion of Intelligence to increase his Save vs Petrify/Polymorph

10-25-2001, 07:15 PM

SSJ4 is a smurf - OMG!!!! he might smurf the sword to smurf Fonzie's rule and smurf his way across the smurf

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Lord Raptor's Site

Ironworks Dark General
BG2 Tavern Keeper
King of Pointlessness

DragonMage · 10-25-2001, 07:20 PM

Breanna relents on poor Alex. He shall now join the forces of good or sit neutrally in a corner like a good boy.

He complies....for now.

ATTENTION EVIL DOERS: CLOUDY MAY BE LENIENT IN WITHHOLDING OUR ULTIMATE WEAPON OF DOOM, BUT I - NOT SO! I WILL COUNTER WITH OUR FIFTH DEADLIEST WEAPON: MR. ROGERS!!!!! ALL COWER BEFORE HIM! HE CAN DESTROY EVIL WITH THE BAREST GLANCE!

Mr. Rogers: Wouldn't you like to be, my neighbor? *removes shoes to reveal his most dangerous weapon: malodorous foot!*

Mr. Rogers: casts Malodorous Foot at evil doers
Evil doers: Pass out for two rounds

MWWWWAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHA AAAAAAAAA!

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Alureth...Dragon friend of Breanna, Mage and Advisor in the Court of Lady Lioness

Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.
Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force
Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW.
Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS
Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT.

Hopeless Romantic *sigh*

Fonzie Forum Tyrant of MH · 10-25-2001, 07:22 PM

Fonzie haveing seen enough of the evil cloud queen contemplates his next move

DEFACATION SPELL

DEFACATION
Level: Quest/10
School: invokation/evocation/toilet
Duration: Special
Casting Time :Variable

Description: The defacation spell summons 1 to 3 projectiles from the anal area of the caster, these fly unerringly towards the target (or the toilet) and hit for 3d10 Subdual smell damage, further to that for 1 round per caster, the stick and can cause 1d10 further damage, extra damage may be caused if the caster summons a blade wheel often known as a 'fan'. If a 'fan' is summoned then the effect can act over an area of 2d4 feet plus 1 per level of the 'fan' summoner this is known as the Sh*T hitting the fan.

Fonzie: Summon Fan
Fonzie: Defacate

all good chars: "eeesshhh run away"

[This message has been edited by Fonzie Forum Tyrant of MH (edited 10-25-2001).]

Epona · 10-25-2001, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lord Shield:
SSJ4 is a smurf - OMG!!!! he might smurf the sword to smurf Fonzie's rule and smurf his way across the smurf

OH, SO WE NOW INTRODUCE THE SMURF DISTRACTION. TIS SOMEWHAT LESS UNPLEASANT THAN THE PANTS DROPPING DISTRACTION WITH WHICH LORD SHIELD USUALLY 'ENTERTAINS' US. THESE FORCES OF EVIL WILL BE VANQUISHED. BRING ON THOSE WEDGIES, AND THE EVIL '50S MUSIC. AND DARE I SAY IT, WE WILL WITHSTAND THE BRYLCREAMED QUIFF TORTURE. WE ARE MADE OF STERNER STUFF. ER... WELL AT LEAST MORE RIGHTEOUS STUFF.

PURENESS AND GOODLINESS WILL PREVAIL THIS DAY.

SO SAYETH EPONA THE BARD

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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Epona of The Laughing Hyenas
Proud winner of the 'Most Useless Post 250 Has Ever Seen' Award 2001. "I'd just like to thank my friends and family, without whom none of this would have been possible..."

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10-25-2001, 07:04 PM	#101
Fonzie Forum Tyrant of MH Dungeon Master Join Date: October 25, 2001 Location: Some pub in England probably Posts: 61	YES YES FONZIE WILL RULE ALL SO SAYETH FONZIE HAH HAH Still I am impressed with this group you may continue to serve the Fonz once I Rule. Anyway Cloudy you Imp (Just because ur post count here is bigger than mine it doesnt make you clever or 'ard or anything) I shall have to destroy you now ye infernal Tan'nari. I did not want to do this but yon IMP's have left me no choice. "Madus Potentis Karum" Fonz summons that most malevolent of Deities BEATRICE. puts on bad eastern accent "I am YogiSpamchi Ryu-do You want to fight, then Fight me purveyors of pathetic goodness and Corned beef, I follower of the SPAM gods will show you the true path of potted meat products and ye shall know that my name is law". please note this post was brought to you in association with, Spelman inc, Spelman Inc is a subsiduary of Fonzie Enterprises™ and Koth'o'matic company©

10-25-2001, 07:08 PM	#104
Lord Shield Guest Posts: n/a	Lord Shield summons "The GOODIES!" !!!!!! Graeme Gardner finds a nuke in a trashcan and hits the 50s dancers over the head with it - it doesn't explode though, just whistles ------------------ Lord Raptor's Site Ironworks Dark General BG2 Tavern Keeper King of Pointlessness

10-25-2001, 07:15 PM	#107
Lord Shield Guest Posts: n/a	SSJ4 is a smurf - OMG!!!! he might smurf the sword to smurf Fonzie's rule and smurf his way across the smurf ------------------ Lord Raptor's Site Ironworks Dark General BG2 Tavern Keeper King of Pointlessness

10-25-2001, 07:20 PM	#108
DragonMage 20th Level Warrior Join Date: September 6, 2001 Location: The lighter side of life, a.k.a. Newnan, Georgia Age: 55 Posts: 2,767	Breanna relents on poor Alex. He shall now join the forces of good or sit neutrally in a corner like a good boy. He complies....for now. ATTENTION EVIL DOERS: CLOUDY MAY BE LENIENT IN WITHHOLDING OUR ULTIMATE WEAPON OF DOOM, BUT I - NOT SO! I WILL COUNTER WITH OUR FIFTH DEADLIEST WEAPON: MR. ROGERS!!!!! ALL COWER BEFORE HIM! HE CAN DESTROY EVIL WITH THE BAREST GLANCE! Mr. Rogers: Wouldn't you like to be, my neighbor? removes shoes to reveal his most dangerous weapon: malodorous foot! Mr. Rogers: casts Malodorous Foot at evil doers Evil doers: Pass out for two rounds MWWWWAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHA AAAAAAAAA! ------------------ Alureth...Dragon friend of Breanna, Mage and Advisor in the Court of Lady Lioness Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan. Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever! Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW. Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT. Hopeless Romantic sigh

10-25-2001, 07:22 PM	#109
Fonzie Forum Tyrant of MH Dungeon Master Join Date: October 25, 2001 Location: Some pub in England probably Posts: 61	Fonzie haveing seen enough of the evil cloud queen contemplates his next move DEFACATION SPELL DEFACATION Level: Quest/10 School: invokation/evocation/toilet Duration: Special Casting Time :Variable Description: The defacation spell summons 1 to 3 projectiles from the anal area of the caster, these fly unerringly towards the target (or the toilet) and hit for 3d10 Subdual smell damage, further to that for 1 round per caster, the stick and can cause 1d10 further damage, extra damage may be caused if the caster summons a blade wheel often known as a 'fan'. If a 'fan' is summoned then the effect can act over an area of 2d4 feet plus 1 per level of the 'fan' summoner this is known as the Sh*T hitting the fan. Fonzie: Summon Fan Fonzie: Defacate all good chars: "eeesshhh run away" [This message has been edited by Fonzie Forum Tyrant of MH (edited 10-25-2001).]

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