04-23-2004, 08:09 PM | #1 |
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What is she building in there? [/creepy Tom Waits voice]
Seriously though... while normally the smell of nicotine is pervading throughout the house, every time my land-lady decides to do the laundry, a whole new variety of smells is suddenly crawling into even the dustiest corners of the house - a freakish amalgam of odors vaguely reminiscent of washing powder and lime, only then in such an invasive manner that it has practically become an entity of its own. I can almost feel it breathing down my neck, picture an animated sock army marching into my room and crawl into my mouth while I'm tring to sleep. I don't even know how she's able to create such a stench - but if it doesn't involve any cauldrons, creepy eye balls and swamp critters, I'd be surprised. I think I'm scared. |
04-23-2004, 08:12 PM | #2 |
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ROTFLMAOPIMP!!! That quote just did it for me... Ik was al zo melig van Justin Cool song, BTW!
You should post more often when half-crazed with drowsiness, Groj! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] And erm... good luck with the err, sock problem. Yeah. [ 04-23-2004, 08:12 PM: Message edited by: Melusine ]
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04-23-2004, 10:42 PM | #3 |
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Nooooo! Not the damn socks! BTW, doe syour land-lady wear a lot of black??
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04-24-2004, 07:09 AM | #4 | |
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04-25-2004, 05:54 PM | #5 |
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Uhm...'Ik was al zo melig van justin'????? is dat een liedje!!!???
translation: Is that a song!!!!!???
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04-25-2004, 06:06 PM | #6 |
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Erm, no, that was in in-joke you don't need to get. The quote is from Tom Waits of course... Granted, I could have been more clear with my sentence structuring.
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04-25-2004, 07:13 PM | #7 |
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Sounds like a mixture of nicotine, bleach and one of those horrid dryer sheets mixed together. Some dryer sheets smell nice but they have a few scents that smell kind of like rotting pine that's been soaking in a swamp, they call it "Fresh Scent" but there is nothing fresh about it! Hope you are safe from the socks Groj ROTFL, good luck and may the force be with you!
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04-25-2004, 11:11 PM | #8 |
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Oh yuk! You need fresh air Groj! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] Socks can't take over your room in fresh air...maybe you can open a window before it's too late!
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04-26-2004, 03:22 AM | #9 |
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Grojlach That is one hell of a scary post!
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04-26-2004, 08:48 AM | #10 |
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Yeah!! you should read discworld!!! (Or did you have already??) There is a beggar in some of the stories, and he has a stench over him that IS an entity actually.
Terry Pratchet rulesss!!!
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