Just a Joke!

skywalker · 10-10-2001, 02:56 PM

Three Wishes

Three men, a Canadian, Osama Bin Laden and President Bush are out walking
together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it."I
will give each of you one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also
farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada. "With a blink of
the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.

Osama Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so
that no infidels can come into our precious state. ”Again, with a blink of
the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.

"President Bush, asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.” The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out---virtually impenetrable.”

President Bush says, "Very impressive.
Fill it with water."

Mark

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Blade · 10-10-2001, 04:02 PM

LOL sounds just like them.

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Mirac Honorguard · 10-10-2001, 06:43 PM

LOL

good one

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John D Harris · 10-10-2001, 09:00 PM

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!
Fill it with water!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Airline ticket to Afghanistan $800
High powered rifle with scope $1000
Hotel room with roof access $100
A clean Head shot on that sack of Horse Manure Usuma Bin Laden PRICELESS!

Encard · 10-10-2001, 10:36 PM

Hehehe... *cackle* Walls aren't all that smart now, are they? Good joke.

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Larry_OHF · 10-11-2001, 12:14 AM

I had heard that one before, when a Scottish-man said that about the British land...
nevertheless, I like the new twist.

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10-10-2001, 02:56 PM	#1
skywalker Banned User Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: VT, USA Age: 63 Posts: 3,097	Three Wishes Three men, a Canadian, Osama Bin Laden and President Bush are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it."I will give each of you one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada. "With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming. Osama Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels can come into our precious state. ”Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Afghanistan. "President Bush, asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.” The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out---virtually impenetrable.” President Bush says, "Very impressive. Fill it with water." Mark Newest and Humbly Prideful (?) Member of the Illuminati

10-10-2001, 04:02 PM	#2
Blade Emerald Dragon Join Date: March 12, 2001 Location: spokane wa usa Age: 40 Posts: 926	LOL sounds just like them. ------------------ All blades cut, be they made from metal or wood, but the sharpest and deadliest blade is the one of knowledge. An Archmage of the HADB

10-10-2001, 06:43 PM	#3
Mirac Honorguard Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: August 21, 2001 Location: Limburg, Netherlands, Europe Age: 42 Posts: 894	LOL good one ------------------ http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/mirac I'd be Mirac, mighty mage of er... uhm.. er.. - Mirac Honorguard Fellow Table Dancer of the Jerome's Table dancer group Spell formulater of the IW peace-keeping force Magical advisor of MiLady Lioness

10-10-2001, 09:00 PM	#4
John D Harris Ninja Storm Shadow Join Date: March 27, 2001 Location: Northport,Alabama, USA Age: 62 Posts: 3,577	ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! Fill it with water!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 ------------------ Crustiest of the OLD COOTS Airline ticket to Afghanistan $800 High powered rifle with scope $1000 Hotel room with roof access $100 A clean Head shot on that sack of Horse Manure Usuma Bin Laden PRICELESS!

10-11-2001, 12:14 AM	#6
Larry_OHF Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Midlands, South Carolina Age: 48 Posts: 14,759	I had heard that one before, when a Scottish-man said that about the British land... nevertheless, I like the new twist.

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