The Boogre Bar 2 - Page 9

Jafin · 08-18-2002, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chi master:
Jafin I want 2 be your ofical wine taster!!!! [img]graemlins/1drinkspit.gif[/img]
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[img]graemlins/1druid.gif[/img]

Ok, I suppose you could have that job. Just make sure to leave some for the customers!

-Jafin

[ 08-18-2002, 10:28 PM: Message edited by: Jafin ]

kev · 08-23-2002, 03:44 AM

Giveusanudderbeer & I'll tell you a funny story.
gulp gulp gulp burp tanks that reallyhitthespot.
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I was in Collasium searching the passages past the rotating room when I realized that I didn't have enough glow stones. My wizard, James, suggested I go back to the east door & get that one back. I said 'Dont be stupid then we couldn't get back here". James suggested that we could jam the door with a chest. This didn't sound like a bad idea so we found a chest & jammed the door. James actually had a good idea, the idiot wasn't the best mage he couldn't even get his level 7 stone magic.
Well! The door jammed open OK but when I went into the east room & retrieved the glowstone the chest moved & jammed the whole rotating room, with us inside it. James the B(Australian national colloquialism deleted) idiot was the 1st to run out of air & die. He didn't even think to cast vanish to get past the door. Well I teleported out of there & thought about James & how weak a mage he was & reset my adventures.
Now I have hired a new mage. His name is Loumistro. He is a fast learner & already has all of his stone magic. I think he will settle in very well. James is still in the morgue which is where he will stay, unless I can change his name to Sabastio, then I may find another use for him.
Gulp gulp gulp burp well avagoodweegend.

chi master · 08-23-2002, 04:07 AM

THANK YOU JAFFIN!!!

kev · 08-26-2002, 09:47 AM

Didgaavagoodweegend,
Bungleau, Where are those drinks you promised us.

Bungleau · 08-26-2002, 01:15 PM

Sorry, Kev, I was a bit late.

Barkeep, a round for the folks down under. Real beer, canadian beer, american beer, or water -- whatever they'd like. And remember -- the american beer has color to it, unlike the water.

And something special for WillowIX, for her new arrival. Maybe one of those foofy drinks with ice cream and a parasol... or maybe something else. Whatever she wants -- on me.

*checks gold situation*

Man, I've got to get back to Valeia soon. Gold's getting lonelier by the day.

kev · 08-27-2002, 11:41 AM

A pint of Guiness for me & a piece of jerky for WillowIX's pup.
What's the pups name?
Well everyone says the pup is Cute.
& WillowIX says that Boogre's are cute.
How about Boogre.
Well bottoms up. Gulp gulp gulp gulp. Wipes froth from chin & nose. Thats a good drop. The Irish know how to brew. Guiness is made for drinking fast, it is so thick that it has to all go down in one piece. Unlike some American ales that are more reminiscent of making love in a canoe.
Cheers.

Jafin · 08-27-2002, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chi master:
THANK YOU JAFFIN!!!

You are most welcome [img]smile.gif[/img]

-Jafin

Jafin · 08-29-2002, 04:53 PM

It's been rather quiet in here the last few days. Maybe chi master drank all of the wine.... I TOLD him to leave some for the customers... I'd better go check in the cellars. And chi master, I'd better find wine down there or you'll find out WHY I'm an arch-mage [img]graemlins/evillaughter1.gif[/img] .

Of course, that might not be the reason... hmmm.... WHERE IS EVERYBODY?!?!?!

-Jafin

kev · 08-30-2002, 07:04 AM

Eh, sorry about that Jafin. One of the patrons drank too much Guiness & spewed on the floor:1puke:. The smell freaked everyone out & they're not game to come back.

chi master · 08-30-2002, 11:22 PM

I didn't drink all the wine [img]graemlins/drunkass.gif[/img] well....um...sorry [img]graemlins/sadcrying4.gif[/img] gimme another...oh yeah I dont gotta ask do I? I'll mmake it up to you about the wine thing just dont sack me OK?

this is my tale (a true story) ...once apon a time a man {thats me} chanced to find a PC game called wizards and warriors he bought it for $100 NZ...later...(get this)...he saw it again in another shop being sold for.... 15 BUCKS!!!

How shameful is that eh?

[ 08-31-2002, 06:25 PM: Message edited by: chi master ]

08-23-2002, 04:07 AM	#83
chi master Zhentarim Guard Join Date: July 19, 2002 Location: New Zealand Age: 34 Posts: 398	THANK YOU JAFFIN!!! __________________ Long time no see.

08-26-2002, 01:15 PM	#85
Bungleau 40th Level Warrior Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: Western Wilds of Michigan Posts: 11,752	Sorry, Kev, I was a bit late. Barkeep, a round for the folks down under. Real beer, canadian beer, american beer, or water -- whatever they'd like. And remember -- the american beer has color to it, unlike the water. And something special for WillowIX, for her new arrival. Maybe one of those foofy drinks with ice cream and a parasol... or maybe something else. Whatever she wants -- on me. checks gold situation Man, I've got to get back to Valeia soon. Gold's getting lonelier by the day. __________________ B Save Early, Save Often Save Before, Save After Two-Star General, Spelling Soldiers -+-+-+ Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.

08-30-2002, 11:22 PM	#90
chi master Zhentarim Guard Join Date: July 19, 2002 Location: New Zealand Age: 34 Posts: 398	I didn't drink all the wine [img]graemlins/drunkass.gif[/img] well....um...sorry [img]graemlins/sadcrying4.gif[/img] gimme another...oh yeah I dont gotta ask do I? I'll mmake it up to you about the wine thing just dont sack me OK? this is my tale (a true story) ...once apon a time a man {thats me} chanced to find a PC game called wizards and warriors he bought it for $100 NZ...later...(get this)...he saw it again in another shop being sold for.... 15 BUCKS!!! How shameful is that eh? [ 08-31-2002, 06:25 PM: Message edited by: chi master ] __________________ Long time no see.

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08-23-2002, 03:44 AM	#82
kev Drizzt Do'Urden Join Date: April 4, 2002 Location: North Western Australia Age: 59 Posts: 670	Giveusanudderbeer & I'll tell you a funny story. gulp gulp gulp burp tanks that reallyhitthespot. S P O I L E R I was in Collasium searching the passages past the rotating room when I realized that I didn't have enough glow stones. My wizard, James, suggested I go back to the east door & get that one back. I said 'Dont be stupid then we couldn't get back here". James suggested that we could jam the door with a chest. This didn't sound like a bad idea so we found a chest & jammed the door. James actually had a good idea, the idiot wasn't the best mage he couldn't even get his level 7 stone magic. Well! The door jammed open OK but when I went into the east room & retrieved the glowstone the chest moved & jammed the whole rotating room, with us inside it. James the B(Australian national colloquialism deleted) idiot was the 1st to run out of air & die. He didn't even think to cast vanish to get past the door. Well I teleported out of there & thought about James & how weak a mage he was & reset my adventures. Now I have hired a new mage. His name is Loumistro. He is a fast learner & already has all of his stone magic. I think he will settle in very well. James is still in the morgue which is where he will stay, unless I can change his name to Sabastio, then I may find another use for him. Gulp gulp gulp burp well avagoodweegend.

08-26-2002, 09:47 AM	#84
kev Drizzt Do'Urden Join Date: April 4, 2002 Location: North Western Australia Age: 59 Posts: 670	Didgaavagoodweegend, Bungleau, Where are those drinks you promised us.

08-27-2002, 11:41 AM	#86
kev Drizzt Do'Urden Join Date: April 4, 2002 Location: North Western Australia Age: 59 Posts: 670	A pint of Guiness for me & a piece of jerky for WillowIX's pup. What's the pups name? Well everyone says the pup is Cute. & WillowIX says that Boogre's are cute. How about Boogre. Well bottoms up. Gulp gulp gulp gulp. Wipes froth from chin & nose. Thats a good drop. The Irish know how to brew. Guiness is made for drinking fast, it is so thick that it has to all go down in one piece. Unlike some American ales that are more reminiscent of making love in a canoe. Cheers.

08-29-2002, 04:53 PM	#88
Jafin Symbol of Cyric Join Date: May 24, 2001 Location: The Lands of Forever Age: 39 Posts: 1,132	It's been rather quiet in here the last few days. Maybe chi master drank all of the wine.... I TOLD him to leave some for the customers... I'd better go check in the cellars. And chi master, I'd better find wine down there or you'll find out WHY I'm an arch-mage [img]graemlins/evillaughter1.gif[/img] . Of course, that might not be the reason... hmmm.... WHERE IS EVERYBODY?!?!?! -Jafin

08-30-2002, 07:04 AM	#89
kev Drizzt Do'Urden Join Date: April 4, 2002 Location: North Western Australia Age: 59 Posts: 670	Eh, sorry about that Jafin. One of the patrons drank too much Guiness & spewed on the floor:1puke:. The smell freaked everyone out & they're not game to come back.

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