07-23-2002, 06:54 AM | #11 |
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Bah hambug...
When did I study? [img]tongue.gif[/img] |
07-23-2002, 06:58 AM | #12 |
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bwhahaha! funny , but sex is betta [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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07-23-2002, 07:26 AM | #13 |
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i remember reading one in a t-shirt but regarding beer and sex... pretty funny too. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
edit: found it! edit 2: mmh, now that ive read it, ive noticed its both for man and woman. the one i had read had a decidedly manly tone to it... 1. A beer lasts longer than seven seconds. 2. A beer will never expect you to sit in the wet spot IT makes. 3. A beer does as many chores as anyone else, with a LOT less complaining. 4. Having a beer can't make someone pregnant. 5. A beer won't tease you because you once liked Take That. 6. A beer doesn't want to go out alone with the other beers. 7. A beer doesn't sulk. 8. A good beer is easy to find. 9. A beer can't pout. 10. A beer doesn't have a mother. 11. A beer doesn't have friends who will drink your beer. 12. A beer won't get jealous if you enjoy another beer. 13. A beer doesn't want children. 14. A beer isn't ready until you're ready. 15. If the beer is finished before you are, you can have another beer. 16. Hangovers go away. 17. A beer tastes good. 18. Having a beer doesn't make you want to take a shower. 19. Just because you have dinner with a beer doesn't mean you have to sleep with a beer too. 20. A beer doesn't have morning breath. 21. A beer is happy to go where ever you want to go. 22. A beer will never drink the last beer. 23. When a beer is finished, it doesn't roll over and go to sleep. 24. A beer is never temperamental. 25. A cold beer is a good beer. 26. A big, fat beer is nice to have. 27. A beer won't steal the covers. 28. You don't have to laugh at a beer's jokes. 29. A beer won't mind at all if you're not in the mood for beer. 30. A beer can be drunk anywhere without anybody minding. [ 07-23-2002, 07:34 AM: Message edited by: norompanlasolas ]
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07-23-2002, 07:31 AM | #14 |
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Edited my previous post after i re-read it and decided it wasn't actually what I meant [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Seen yours before Norom but very funny none the less
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07-23-2002, 07:38 AM | #15 |
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how about this one...
top ten reasons why beer is better than jesus 10. no one will kill you for not drinking beer 9. beer doesn't tell you how to have sex 8. beer has never caused a major war 7. they don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves. 6. when you have beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away 5. nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured to death over his brand of beer 4. you don't have to wait 2,000+ years for a second beer 3. there are laws saying that beer labels can't lie to you 2. you can prove you have a beer 1. if you have devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop
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07-23-2002, 07:41 AM | #16 |
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Those ones I haven't heard before. Brilliance. And it's true
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BTW, I never have any problems with sex, because my only sexual partners are my pillows. Well, maybe sometimes plus an old mattress which I roll up into a big sausage roll.
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