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Talthyr Malkaviel · 06-09-2002, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dreamer128:

quote:
Originally posted by Talthyr Malkaviel:
Well, normally I never ask, since you pick people well, but since others have I might as well jump on the band wagon and ask if I could be someone.
If I could be someone at all, could it be either Boromir, Faramir, or whoever you think best.

Both are still open. But since I may not get past the first book, I'll make it Boromir.[/QUOTE]Cheers [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

Dreamer128 · 06-09-2002, 03:32 PM

With an Orcish patrol approaching, Epona tries to warn the Zirocian forces before it is too late

Epona: Shit.. what was the number again? Oh, uh, 9-1-1. *quickly dials emergency number on her cell phone.
-Friendly voice-:This number costs…more then you think. Press one to continue.
Epona: *Dials a one.
-Friendly voice-: Please hold.
Meanwhile, only a few yards away.
Orc: Wait. You hear that? Methinks someone is behind rock over there.
Chieftain Sazerac: Hahaha, nono, too obvious. Me no stupid. Is a dec.. decep… something.
Epona: *Crawls even deeper behind rock.
-Friendly voice-: Hello, you are now connected to the Ironworks Emergency hotline.….
Epona: Just in time, listen I…
-FV-: No operators are available at this time, please hold while we play some of our merry tunes to help you pass the time.
Epona: Grrr!
Orc: Hey, you! Human, you no move! Chief, hey Chief!
Chieftain Sazerac: So, methinks me has caught a human spy yes.
Epona: Uh, well, hello there green-looking. You..uh…like to dance? My phone has a few nice tunes.
Chieftain Sazerac: Dance?

Meanwhile, back at the palace, Ziroc seems to have everything completely under control
Ziroc: *Runs down the hallway.
Reeka: *Comes running after Ziroc. Wait for us!
Memnoch: Yes! Wait for us.
Ziroc: Quickly then, that demon isn’t waiting.
Reeka: We’re coming. *Pushes passing soldier aside. Move it mate! V.I.P coming through.

Ziroc: *Locks magically looking door behind them.
Memnoch: Phew, that was close.
Ziroc: Say that, this is all your fault!
Reeka: My fault? The scroll should have specified that it was HAStur HAStur HAStur and not HasTUR Ha… hey! The ground is shaking again!
Memnoch: Z… think of your blood pressure. You look real creepy when your skin becomes so red.
Reeka: Uh…boss.. what are you doing with that axe?
Memnoch: *Pulls axe out of Zirocs hand. Relax, look at it from the bright side. There is A) no news from Epona. So I guess nothings happing at the front. And B) We are completely safe here as long we have your staff of power placed against the door.
Reeka: Oh, was that your Staff of Power? Well, that end table in the dining needed
a new leg, and you did ask me to fix it..
Reeka: Uh guys, what are you doing? C’mon, this is not funny anymore.

While our heroes are..well…killing each other. Epona has the date of her life

Chieftain Sazerac: ..I said YOUNG MAN! Pick yourself off the ground!
Epona: Young man, cause you’re in a new town…
Orc2: You no need to be unhappy..huhuhu.
Chieftain Sazerac: ITS FUN TO STAY Y.M.C.A
All: Y.M.C.A!

Meanwhile, a few URL’s away, at mount Choc..

Choc: .. And in response to Belgium thread to nuke N.Y. president Bush made the following statement: Please don’t hurt us, we’ll never insult your waffles again. The Belgium prime minister…
Melusine: *Comes running into the throne room. Chocie! Great news!
Choc: Grrr, how many times do I have to explain this to you. DON’T CALL ME CHOCIE! I’m an evil overlord and soon-to-be ruler of the internet. You think my enemy’s are ever going to take me serious like this?
Melusine: Aaah, you look so cute when your mad.
Choc: *Bangs head into the wall. Ok, just tell me the news and get lost.
Melusine: Well, your evil cat forces are almost ready for deployment.
Choc: Good. With my loyal troops by my side, and the one disk in my Dvd player, none will be able to stop me. Mwhuhahahaha.
Arledrian: Excuse me milord, telephone.
Choc: Thanks, ‘ello, Choc here.
Elrond: Hi! I’d like to respond to your ad for that free furnace.
Choc: Furnace? Free? I think you have the wrong number mate. Just who are you anyway?
Elrond: Wrong number?! Gotta go then, costs me a fortune to call from middle earth to the internet.
Choc: Hello? Hello? Hu, weirdo.
Melusine: There is one other thing Chocie.
Choc: Are you still here? Alright, what is it? And stop calling me Chocie.
Melusine: Well, a patrol I send out earlier still hasn’t returned.
Choc: Bah, they’ll turn up sooner or later. Now leave me be.
Melusine: Fine.

At the same time, on the other side of the great link

Chieftain Sazerac: eeeeeeeh, wanna feel my body baby?
Orcs: Check it out, check it out.
Chieftain Sazerac: Every Orc wants to be a maaaaacho man, always in demand.
All: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, macho, macho man.
Epona: He’s gotta be a macho man.

Chieftain Sazerac: Hu, human woman shows us a good time. So we let her go.
Orcs: Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaah!!!!! Byyyyyye Epona. *Jump through the link.

Epona: Cough…too much music….much reach phone…
Phone: We are now connecting you to the central.
Epona: At last.
Phone: Hello! You are now connected to the Ironworks Ironworks emergency hotline.
Epona: Hello? Listen….
Phone: *Beep. Press a one if you suspect you have dialled the wrong number. Press a two to report a case of spamming. Press a three to report an error. Press a four in case of a life/death situa…
Phone: You have dialled a four. Press one if you are being murdered, press two if you suspect someone of flaming. Press three if you want to report suspicious activities of Cat-overlords and…
Phone: You have dialled a four.
Phone: We are now connecting you to the Zirocian palace.
Phone: No operators are available at this time, please hold while we play some of our merry tunes to help you pass the time.
Epona: Nooooooooooooooooo

Ten minutes later.
LoA: This way men!
Guard1: Look! There is a woman lying on the ground!
LoA: Stand back, I’m a doctor.
Guard2: Will she be ok?
LoA: Hm, an overdoses village people. Lethal. But I think we got to her just in time.

Back at the palace
Dizzy: Excuse me sir, we just had a phone call of your border operative. An Orcish patrol has been sighted. Choc can invade any moment now.
Ziroc: All right. Send word to the War Counsel. I have a plan to counter Chocs invasion…
[Dramatic music]

[ 06-09-2002, 03:38 PM: Message edited by: Dreamer128 ]

SomeGuy · 06-09-2002, 03:41 PM

lol keep up the good work!!!!!!Can I be in the play pretty pleaz?

Sir Exxon · 06-09-2002, 03:46 PM

Still great, still great... [img]graemlins/awesomework.gif[/img]

Dreamer128 · 06-09-2002, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SomeGuy:
lol keep up the good work!!!!!!Can I be in the play pretty pleaz?

Sure, I'll put you in somewhere [img]smile.gif[/img]

SomeGuy · 06-09-2002, 03:58 PM

YAY! Thank you! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

Dreamer128 · 06-10-2002, 11:06 AM

np, currently busy with thinking up the next part. I'd like to thank everyone for their patience.

Jerome · 06-10-2002, 11:45 AM

LOL! Great stuff. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

Has the part of the donkey been taken? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Sir Exxon · 06-14-2002, 06:05 PM

A big, bad BUMP!

dizzy · 06-14-2002, 06:14 PM

yeah, wheres the new one!

06-09-2002, 03:41 PM	#53
SomeGuy Unicorn Join Date: May 14, 2002 Location: Oklahoma, USA Age: 33 Posts: 4,238	lol keep up the good work!!!!!!Can I be in the play pretty pleaz? __________________ \"I firmly believe that any man\'s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.\"<br />-Vince Lombardi

06-09-2002, 03:58 PM	#56
SomeGuy Unicorn Join Date: May 14, 2002 Location: Oklahoma, USA Age: 33 Posts: 4,238	YAY! Thank you! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] __________________ \"I firmly believe that any man\'s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.\"<br />-Vince Lombardi

06-10-2002, 11:45 AM	#58
Jerome Knight of the Rose Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Scotland Age: 38 Posts: 4,418	LOL! Great stuff. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] Has the part of the donkey been taken? [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ Psychos do not explode when hit by sunlight, no matter how crazy they are!

06-14-2002, 06:14 PM	#60
dizzy Mephistopheles Join Date: January 18, 2002 Location: Baumholder Germany Age: 39 Posts: 1,434	yeah, wheres the new one! __________________ An Army of fun. <br /><br />\"The worst thing about being in Germany in the Army is having to wakeup everyday\" <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Wink]\" src=\"wink.gif\" />

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06-09-2002, 03:32 PM	#52
Dreamer128 Dracolisk Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Europe Age: 39 Posts: 6,136	With an Orcish patrol approaching, Epona tries to warn the Zirocian forces before it is too late Epona: Shit.. what was the number again? Oh, uh, 9-1-1. quickly dials emergency number on her cell phone. -Friendly voice-:This number costs…more then you think. Press one to continue. Epona: Dials a one. -Friendly voice-: Please hold. Meanwhile, only a few yards away. Orc: Wait. You hear that? Methinks someone is behind rock over there. Chieftain Sazerac: Hahaha, nono, too obvious. Me no stupid. Is a dec.. decep… something. Epona: Crawls even deeper behind rock. -Friendly voice-: Hello, you are now connected to the Ironworks Emergency hotline.…. Epona: Just in time, listen I… -FV-: No operators are available at this time, please hold while we play some of our merry tunes to help you pass the time. Epona: Grrr! Orc: Hey, you! Human, you no move! Chief, hey Chief! Chieftain Sazerac: So, methinks me has caught a human spy yes. Epona: Uh, well, hello there green-looking. You..uh…like to dance? My phone has a few nice tunes. Chieftain Sazerac: Dance? Meanwhile, back at the palace, Ziroc seems to have everything completely under control* Ziroc: Runs down the hallway. Reeka: Comes running after Ziroc. Wait for us! Memnoch: Yes! Wait for us. Ziroc: Quickly then, that demon isn’t waiting. Reeka: We’re coming. Pushes passing soldier aside. Move it mate! V.I.P coming through. Ziroc: Locks magically looking door behind them. Memnoch: Phew, that was close. Ziroc: Say that, this is all your fault! Reeka: My fault? The scroll should have specified that it was HAStur HAStur HAStur and not HasTUR Ha… hey! The ground is shaking again! Memnoch: Z… think of your blood pressure. You look real creepy when your skin becomes so red. Reeka: Uh…boss.. what are you doing with that axe? Memnoch: Pulls axe out of Zirocs hand. Relax, look at it from the bright side. There is A) no news from Epona. So I guess nothings happing at the front. And B) We are completely safe here as long we have your staff of power placed against the door. Reeka: Oh, was that your Staff of Power? Well, that end table in the dining needed a new leg, and you did ask me to fix it.. Reeka: Uh guys, what are you doing? C’mon, this is not funny anymore. While our heroes are..well…killing each other. Epona has the date of her life* Chieftain Sazerac: ..I said YOUNG MAN! Pick yourself off the ground! Epona: Young man, cause you’re in a new town… Orc2: You no need to be unhappy..huhuhu. Chieftain Sazerac: ITS FUN TO STAY Y.M.C.A All: Y.M.C.A! Meanwhile, a few URL’s away, at mount Choc.. Choc: .. And in response to Belgium thread to nuke N.Y. president Bush made the following statement: Please don’t hurt us, we’ll never insult your waffles again. The Belgium prime minister… Melusine: Comes running into the throne room. Chocie! Great news! Choc: Grrr, how many times do I have to explain this to you. DON’T CALL ME CHOCIE! I’m an evil overlord and soon-to-be ruler of the internet. You think my enemy’s are ever going to take me serious like this? Melusine: Aaah, you look so cute when your mad. Choc: Bangs head into the wall. Ok, just tell me the news and get lost. Melusine: Well, your evil cat forces are almost ready for deployment. Choc: Good. With my loyal troops by my side, and the one disk in my Dvd player, none will be able to stop me. Mwhuhahahaha. Arledrian: Excuse me milord, telephone. Choc: Thanks, ‘ello, Choc here. Elrond: Hi! I’d like to respond to your ad for that free furnace. Choc: Furnace? Free? I think you have the wrong number mate. Just who are you anyway? Elrond: Wrong number?! Gotta go then, costs me a fortune to call from middle earth to the internet. Choc: Hello? Hello? Hu, weirdo. Melusine: There is one other thing Chocie. Choc: Are you still here? Alright, what is it? And stop calling me Chocie. Melusine: Well, a patrol I send out earlier still hasn’t returned. Choc: Bah, they’ll turn up sooner or later. Now leave me be. Melusine: Fine. At the same time, on the other side of the great link Chieftain Sazerac: eeeeeeeh, wanna feel my body baby? Orcs: Check it out, check it out. Chieftain Sazerac: Every Orc wants to be a maaaaacho man, always in demand. All: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, macho, macho man. Epona: He’s gotta be a macho man. Chieftain Sazerac: Hu, human woman shows us a good time. So we let her go. Orcs: Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaah!!!!! Byyyyyye Epona. Jump through the link. Epona: Cough…too much music….much reach phone… Phone: We are now connecting you to the central. Epona: At last. Phone: Hello! You are now connected to the Ironworks Ironworks emergency hotline. Epona: Hello? Listen…. Phone: Beep. Press a one if you suspect you have dialled the wrong number. Press a two to report a case of spamming. Press a three to report an error. Press a four in case of a life/death situa… Phone: You have dialled a four. Press one if you are being murdered, press two if you suspect someone of flaming. Press three if you want to report suspicious activities of Cat-overlords and… Phone: You have dialled a four. Phone: We are now connecting you to the Zirocian palace. Phone: No operators are available at this time, please hold while we play some of our merry tunes to help you pass the time. Epona: Nooooooooooooooooo Ten minutes later. LoA: This way men! Guard1: Look! There is a woman lying on the ground! LoA: Stand back, I’m a doctor. Guard2: Will she be ok? LoA: Hm, an overdoses village people. Lethal. But I think we got to her just in time. Back at the palace Dizzy: Excuse me sir, we just had a phone call of your border operative. An Orcish patrol has been sighted. Choc can invade any moment now. Ziroc: All right. Send word to the War Counsel. I have a plan to counter Chocs invasion… [Dramatic music] [ 06-09-2002, 03:38 PM: Message edited by: Dreamer128 ]

06-09-2002, 03:46 PM	#54
Sir Exxon Zartan Join Date: October 15, 2001 Location: Oslo, Norway Age: 35 Posts: 5,367	Still great, still great... [img]graemlins/awesomework.gif[/img]

06-10-2002, 11:06 AM	#57
Dreamer128 Dracolisk Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Europe Age: 39 Posts: 6,136	np, currently busy with thinking up the next part. I'd like to thank everyone for their patience.

06-14-2002, 06:05 PM	#59
Sir Exxon Zartan Join Date: October 15, 2001 Location: Oslo, Norway Age: 35 Posts: 5,367	A big, bad BUMP!

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