COME IN AND HAVE A FEAST ON DOUGH BOY

I can not stop Laughing after seeing the posts.

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[caleb]

Dont eat me! Use my delicious recipe for chocolate salty balls instead!

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2 tablespoons of cinnamon,
and 2 or 3 egg whites,
a half a stick of butter, melted.
Stick it all in a bowl baby,
stir it with a wooden spoon,
mix in a cup of flour.
You'll be in heaven soon

Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth.
Oh! Suck on my chocolate salty balls, put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.
Suck on my chocolate salty balls, they're packed vitamins,
and good for you, so suck on balls.

pour in a cup of unsweetened chocolate,
and a half a cup of brandy
then throw in a bag or two of sugar,
and just a pinch of vanilla,
grease up the cookie sheet.
Cause I hate when my balls stick!
then preheat the oven to 350, and give that spoon a lick!

Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth.
Oh! Suck on my chocolate salty balls, put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.
Suck on my chocolate salty balls, they're packed full of goodness,
and high in fiber, so suck on balls.

(Chef Speaking sniff, sniff, hey, wait a minute, what's that smell.
It smells like something's burning.
Well, that don't bother me none, as long as I get my rent paid on Friday.
Baby, you better get back in the kitchen, cause I got a sneakn' suspition.
Oh man baby, baby, you just burnt my balls.
My balls are on fire, come on, my balls are burning, gimme some water pour some water on 'em, o goodness, blow
on them, do something

Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown. (they're on fire baby)
If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth.
Oh! Suck on my chocolate salty balls, put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em. (Put 'em out, blow on 'em.)
suck on my balls baby,
suck on my balls baby, suck on my red hot salty chocolate balls.
Woo, woo, suck on my balls (blow, blow, blow)


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BOW TO THE BISCUIT KING AND HIS THRONE OF SCONE!!!

[AzureWolf]

BUMPAGE FOR THE KING OF BISCUITS

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"I was born of darkness. My fathers eyes closed before mine opened. I am not of this world or the other, and I have the right to be what I am..."

[Charean]

Have to *bump* this - that PIC is just too darn funny to pass up!!

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Defender for the Light -
Goodness knows there is a lot of Dark out there!! - Where are my matches?!?
Wandering Soul - Finding my life's calling is Bodhisattva
Looking for lost brain - I left it only for a moment....and there it goes... rolling under the table!!
Noticing that the Light has gotten further down a Dark Tunnel than expected... Time to get the Lantern... Knowing sooner or later - I will get to the End of this Tunnel to the Open Air once again...

[RudeDawg]

*bump* for those who haven't seen the image on page one....

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The RudeDawg
Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes
and my girlfriends, Pamila and Pfil

[Reeka]

Mmmmmmm, good! Mmmmmmmm, good! Ooops! That's Campbell's soup right?!

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O_H_F

So it can be used here for the little dough boy

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[Donut]

I fail to see the humour in this thread. I hope the moderators are watching it carefully. It is an affront to donuts everywhere. How would you like it if you were discriminated against in this way?

Do you think it's easy going through life as a donut, having people joke about rings and fillings all the time. My father was a donut and he once said to me 'Son, be a proud donut and hold your head up high, walk tall and look the world right in the eye' but this constant demeaning is getting me down.

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Save Chip - Don't let Sarah win!
Official Titterer of the Laughing Hyenas

[caleb]

WE WILL NOT GO GENTLY IN TO THE NIGHT. RAGE AGAINST THE DYING OF THE LIGHT!............and give them the runs!!!

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BOW TO THE BISCUIT KING AND HIS THRONE OF SCONE!!!

[Charean]

Apologies to Donut... but this thread needed a *BUMP*

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Defender for the Light -
Goodness knows there is a lot of Dark out there!! - Where are my matches?!?
Wandering Soul - Finding my life's calling is Bodhisattva
Looking for lost brain - I left it only for a moment....and there it goes... rolling under the table!!
Noticing that the Light has gotten further down a Dark Tunnel than expected... Time to get the Lantern... Knowing sooner or later - I will get to the End of this Tunnel to the Open Air once again...