01-16-2003, 08:55 AM | #1 |
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I have a feeling that only Brits will get this joke (if anyone does)
Can you tell me if you get the joke here? A crab walks into a pub and says to the barman 'can I have a large scotch and a pint of lager?' The barman replies: 'I'm not serving you any more!' The crab says 'why not?' And the barman replies: 'because everytime you come in here you give it all 'that'! Everyone in my pub thinks it's hilarious.
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01-16-2003, 09:02 AM | #2 |
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Uh I fear subtletiles are lost on me ... [img]smile.gif[/img]
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01-16-2003, 09:06 AM | #3 |
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Ummmm... a joke may not be funny if you explain it... but its a damn sight more funny than a misunderstood (or not understood AT ALL) joke...
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01-16-2003, 09:13 AM | #5 |
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Parlez vous Anglais?
Yes Donut - that was for you - your joke is like a foreign tongue to me.
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01-16-2003, 09:22 AM | #7 |
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Why wouldn't people get it ?
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i feel like im being incredibly stupid cos i dont get it at all, i just had another 4 english people in the office look at it as well on the offchance i was being stupid, and not one of them got it either, pm me if you dont want to spoil it for everyone else? but am i missing something obvious [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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01-16-2003, 09:56 AM | #10 | |
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Davros. Don't feel bad. You need some specific knowledge to get this and I think only londoners could get it. I know it's possible because Lanesra got it when I told him on the phone.
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