04-16-2002, 12:08 PM | #21 |
Ra
Join Date: August 14, 2001
Location: Copenhagen, Denmark
Age: 52
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I can expect to live until I'm 78 - I'll get old and gray [img]smile.gif[/img]
Most likely cause of death Cancer 39% Heart Attack 22% ect.
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04-16-2002, 12:58 PM | #22 |
Drow Warrior
Join Date: October 5, 2001
Location: Aberdeen, United Kingdom
Age: 38
Posts: 292
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Damn... well my life is short but sweet.
June 1, 2003 at the age of 17 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (42%) Heart Attack (12%) Alcoholism (7%) Auto-Fellatio (7%) Suicide (6%)
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04-16-2002, 01:09 PM | #23 |
Zhentarim Guard
Join Date: January 7, 2002
Location: Oxford
Age: 40
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You can expect to die on:
August 13, 2064 at the age of 80 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (40%) Homicide (10%) Alien Abduction (10%) Third Degree Burns (9%) Loneliness (5%) ~sniffles~ Loneliness? [img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img]
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04-16-2002, 01:51 PM | #24 |
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You can visit me in my coffin from July 22 2054 onwards
I'll live to be 70 years old and am likely to kick the bucket due to: Cancer (33%) Heart attack (32%) Alcoholism (8%) Alien abduction (6%) I wouldn't actually mind being abducted by aliens. At least it's an original way to go |
04-16-2002, 02:36 PM | #25 | |
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Join Date: December 6, 2001
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04-16-2002, 05:14 PM | #26 |
Harper
Join Date: October 2, 2001
Location: Aberdeen, Scotland
Age: 42
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
January 20, 2054 at the age of 71 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (46%) Alien Abduction (12%) Heart Attack (9%) Loneliness (7%) Third Degree Burns (5%) Contagious Disease (5%) Drowning (5%) Cancer? No way to avoid that one - so ill just donate zillions to Cancer Research... Alien Abduction. Uh-huh, by then they wont be abducting us, since they'll have got all the info they need to invade. Or maybe we'll have FTL by then and be abducting them.So thats not a factor. Loneliness? Its not got me yet. I can deal with it. Third Degree Burns? Note to self - never overclock a 200ghz processor Contagious Disease - Maybe howard Hughes had the right idea Drowning - Look, im not gonna drown. I may be nuts in a boat, but ive never gotten killed yet... So it should really read "imortal" [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img] So ill see you all on jan 22,2054 when ill be 72.
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04-16-2002, 05:22 PM | #27 |
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Join Date: March 12, 2001
Location: spokane wa usa
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Lol this is funny stuff
June 16, 2045 at the age of 61 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Heart Attack (31%) Cancer (26%) Alien Abduction (7%) Horrible Accident (7%)
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