Paladin Stronghold annoyance

Having finally vanquished the beast Fierkraag, I returned to the Order of the Radiant Heart and was welcomed with open hands as a brother of the Order. After a small speech, the Knight bestowed upon me the honor of my own room for the storage of kit and whatnot. Waving roughly in a vague direction he left me to my own devices.

Assuming the noble Knight had described the room at the North of the Order, I dumped my booty and trotted off to aid my stricken brothers. Imagine my surprise when upon returning the room was empty with nothing but a smug squire standing in it.

So, can anyone other valiant Paladins aid me in the *cough* rather embarrassing quest of ... find my own room?

Cheers

Lil
Knight of All That Is Not Vague

I hear one is available ... just ask Jerome where it is...(and find out if he would like his name plate off the door returned to him)...Being nice to Jerome is the key to walking away alive...oh, and bow,(facing him), as you step backwards out the door...(a little tip I picked up from the street gossip)

[Jerome]

YOU PIDILING FOOL! YOU ASSIST THE ORDER OF THE MOST RADIANT HEART, THEY ARE TRAITORS TO THE CAUSE AND SHALL BE HUNG AS SUCH WHEN MY UNDEAD ARMY STORMS THEIR GATES AND STRINGS THE *NOBLE ONES* TO THE WALL!

A PIECE OF ADVICE MY FRIEND CROSS MY PATH WHEN NIGHT FALLS, DONT BE AFRAID OF THE DARK...BE AFRAID OF WHAT IT HIDES.

I WAS ONCE A PROUD PALADIN LIKE YOURSELF BUT FELL FROM THAT LOFTY PERCH AFTER DISCOVERING THE HIGH COUNCIL WERE NOTHING MORE THAN POMPUS TERRORISTS THAT PREYED NO THE WEAK MY DESCENT INTO EVIL WAS...PLEASURABLE, COME MY FRIEND ONE IS ALWAYS ON THE LOOKOUT FOR AN APRENTICE JUST DENNOUNCE THE LIGHT AND JOIN ME!

(NAH I COULDEN'T FIND *MY* ROOM EITHER WHAT CHEAPSKATES)

SO SAYETH JEROME THE DARK AVENGER

Well, my clean marbled room stands empty while swords that smote Dragons and armour that withstood beholder gazes languishes in ... a barrel in the stables.

Well at least I don't have to put up with that damnable squire any more, he was making the room smell of fish. I have to say I was hoping for something along the lines of the Shadow Thieves guild, with its training rooms and many lockable chests ... but I suppose a barrel will suffice. Paladinship is all about modesty with a dose of humilitation.

I'm afraid I'll have to forgo your invite into your undead army. Being an undead hunter I might find myself surrounded by skeleton warriors all demanding what happened to thier cousin Bob and inquiring why all my weapons have (+4 vs Undead) written on them. Plus I enjoy the perpetual ability to sneer and deliver righteousness in big Avenger sized chunks, regardless of whether the perps did anything wrong or not.

Lil
Knight of the Immensely Arrogant Order

[Jerome]

A HYPOCRITICL KNIGHT, THIS IS INTERESTING!
YOUR CONTINUENCE TO SERVE THE ORDER WILL END IN DEATH, JUST DON'T SAY I DIDDN'T WARN YOU WHEN ONE OF MY BEHOLDERS GETS A HOLD OF YOU AND MAKES A PAIR OF VERY LARGE GLASSES FROM YOUR BRITTLE BONES...

SO SAYETH JEROME THE DARK AVENGER

[Zenith]

Your room is the one directly behind the three paladins in the center of the order. In that room there is a desk. That is where you keep your stuff.

P.S. You can't rest here....in your stronghold. SUCKS!

[Maestro]

Hah! Jerome you FOOL! Your pitiful minions will fall before my righteous Holy Avenging blade of +5 Ass-Kicking! Cavaliers know no fear and no mercy, as they cleanse the land of evil, necrophiliac scum such as yourself. Beholders and undead will all tremble when their time of purification is at hand! Prepare to reap the whirlwind of your folly!

And thank you Zenith, as I was having a bit of trouble with this situation as well. Nothing I couldn't handle myself of course...*cough, cough*