05-03-2002, 06:30 PM | #1 |
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Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs are.
The first man was an engineer, the second was an accountant, the third a chemist, and the fourth was a government worker. To show off, the engineer called to his dog. "T-Square, do your stuff." T-Square trotted over to the desk, took out some paper and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart. But the accountant said his dog could do better. He called his dog and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff." Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into four equal piles of three cookies each. Everyone agreed that was good. But the chemist said his dog could do better. He called his dog and said, "Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop! Everyone agreed that was good. Then the three men turned to the government worker, and said, "What can your dog do?" The government worker called to his dog and said, "Coffee Break, "do your stuff." Coffee Break slowly got on his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, crapped on the paper, sexually assaulted the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for workers' compensation, and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave. |
05-03-2002, 06:33 PM | #2 |
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LOL - Good one
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05-03-2002, 07:19 PM | #3 |
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Hehe, I like that one.
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05-03-2002, 09:04 PM | #4 |
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Yeeaap that was a dog who'd probably learned from his master [img]tongue.gif[/img]
*sound of more beer cans clicking open* yeeaap... yeeaap... yup... |
05-03-2002, 09:12 PM | #5 |
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that's exactly the kind of dog i've been looking for all my life
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05-03-2002, 09:39 PM | #6 |
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LOL - as a government worker myself, you can imagine how many times I heard that one before! And it still cracks me up. Now where did I put that compensation claim form?
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05-03-2002, 09:39 PM | #7 |
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I hate dogs, probably because most of them have been like Coffee Break.
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