The parrot and the turkey

Elif Godson · 11-07-2003, 11:30 AM

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad
attitude even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was
rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying
only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of
to do to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled
back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.
John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in
the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and
screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a
minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the
freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and
said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.
I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully
intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable
behavior."
John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to
ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the
bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

Sir Kenyth · 11-07-2003, 12:01 PM

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LOL!

Zuvio · 11-07-2003, 01:20 PM

LoL! Great one Elif

Link · 11-07-2003, 03:01 PM

Good one Elif! At first I thought it would be a moralistic story, but it turned out to be a joke after all [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

Dar'tanian · 11-07-2003, 03:09 PM

Good one since thanks giving is coming up!! [img]smile.gif[/img]

[ 11-07-2003, 03:11 PM: Message edited by: Dar'tanian ]

Bozos of Bones · 11-07-2003, 03:40 PM

Damn, that was a good joke.

Lord · 11-07-2003, 05:37 PM

Lol, that was pretty funny, but I remember recently hearing that one. I think it was in Sythe's joke thread or somewhere...

cazzie · 11-08-2003, 05:12 AM

ok i actually don't get it... :'(

RoSs_bg2_rox · 11-08-2003, 10:25 AM

how could you not get it????

lol, it was pretty funny, I was thinking this is a joke? And then the last line came and i was like AH.

Kakero · 11-08-2003, 10:28 AM

very nice though somehow I seem to have seen this somewhere before.

11-07-2003, 11:30 AM	#1
Elif Godson Dracolich Join Date: August 28, 2001 Location: Hurricane Valley Age: 51 Posts: 3,089	A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to do to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior." John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?" __________________ Children get Arthritis too! http://awtampa.kintera.org/jaaware

11-07-2003, 12:01 PM	#2
Sir Kenyth Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: August 30, 2001 Location: somewhere Age: 54 Posts: 1,785	[img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] LOL! __________________ Master Barbsman and wielder of the razor wit!<br /><br />There are dark angels among us. They present themselves in shining raiment but there is, in their hearts, the blackness of the abyss.

11-07-2003, 01:20 PM	#3
Zuvio Gold Dragon Join Date: May 19, 2002 Location: Blessed are those who are not.... Age: 42 Posts: 2,556	LoL! Great one Elif __________________ [img]\"http://img121.exs.cx/img121/4236/zuviodemonnoname2hf.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

11-07-2003, 03:09 PM	#5
Dar'tanian Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: October 26, 2002 Location: USA Age: 34 Posts: 858	Good one since thanks giving is coming up!! [img]smile.gif[/img] [ 11-07-2003, 03:11 PM: Message edited by: Dar'tanian ] __________________ I\'m back boys...

11-07-2003, 03:40 PM	#6
Bozos of Bones Apophis Join Date: July 29, 2003 Location: The Underdark cavern of Zagreb Age: 37 Posts: 4,679	Damn, that was a good joke. __________________ MAKE LOVE, NOT SPAM!

11-07-2003, 03:01 PM	#4
Link Jack Burton Join Date: May 15, 2001 Location: The Netherlands Age: 39 Posts: 5,888	Good one Elif! At first I thought it would be a moralistic story, but it turned out to be a joke after all [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

11-07-2003, 05:37 PM	#7
Lord Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: June 3, 2003 Location: New York Age: 39 Posts: 3,302	Lol, that was pretty funny, but I remember recently hearing that one. I think it was in Sythe's joke thread or somewhere... __________________ "You're a thief and a liar." "No, I only lied about being a thief."

11-08-2003, 05:12 AM	#8
cazzie Dungeon Master Join Date: December 19, 2002 Location: melb Age: 37 Posts: 74	ok i actually don't get it... :'( __________________ luv lollipops<br />caz

11-08-2003, 10:25 AM	#9
RoSs_bg2_rox Zartan Join Date: May 20, 2003 Location: Near Aberdeen, Scotland Age: 34 Posts: 5,225	how could you not get it???? lol, it was pretty funny, I was thinking this is a joke? And then the last line came and i was like AH. __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/dragonwater2.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

11-08-2003, 10:28 AM	#10
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	very nice though somehow I seem to have seen this somewhere before.

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