10-19-2001, 03:18 PM | #1 |
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*grins* As a lady I have to confirm all of the below will mean you will have to sleep with one eye open .... Top 17 Fatal Things to Say if Your Wife is Pregnant
17. "I finished the Oreo's." 16. "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs forty pounds." 15. "Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby." 14. "I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever." 13. "Well, couldn't they induce labor? The 25th is the SuperBowl." 12. "Darned if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella." 11. "Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt." 10. "Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott!" 9. "I'm jealous. Why can't men experience the joy of childbirth?" 8. "Are your ankles supposed to look like that?" 7. "Get your *own* ice cream." 6. "Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today." 5. "Got milk?" 4. "Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney." 3. "Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!" 2. "Retaining water ? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam retains water." And the Number 1 Fatal Thing To Say If Your Wife Is Pregnant... 1. "You don't have the guts to pull that trigger." |
10-19-2001, 03:35 PM | #2 |
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Number one was on the money. Make sure your chubby fingers don't get stuck. (Pregnant women are hot!!) |
10-19-2001, 04:39 PM | #3 | |
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*laughs* really .... not with elephant ankles ???????
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10-19-2001, 04:40 PM | #4 |
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What ARE Oreos anyway? I don't think we have them here in Europe, at least not here in Denmark.
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10-19-2001, 04:47 PM | #5 | |
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They are an american biscuit .... very nice ... if you ever had cookies and cream hargen daas icecream they are the cookies in it *grins* as americans call biscuits cookies (feel free to correct me if I am wrong)
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10-19-2001, 04:49 PM | #6 |
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My wife and I had an argument about Carvel icecream cake
the other day at around 4*50 AM. It was a craving that come hell or high water I had to go get from the store. The closest open store that carries these tender morsels was a 20 min drive away from home. So far that has been the only real problem. Next month my second daughter should be born. God bless pregnant women. ------------------ The Ruby Rouge of the ALSB Official Slayer of Pest's in Cloudy's Kitchen Blessed is the Warlock Advisor to the Lady Lioness for Kitchen raid's and such... |
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*Laughs* you know part of cravings is the need to see how much you love us even when we feel like an elephant .....
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And the cream in the middle of oreos is mostly powdered sugar w/a little shortening and vanilla - but OH SO GOOD! |
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10-19-2001, 05:05 PM | #10 | |
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*curtsey* Well mostly right is better than wrong *grins*
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