The Charge of Chaos - Page 2

Legolas · 08-23-2002, 05:29 PM

[img]graemlins/whipitgood.gif[/img] Silence, slave, and slave of my slave!
Despite your trying to discredit your master, for which I could have you slain (in fact, I could have you slain just because I feel like it, but no matter), I shall grant you mercy. Pack up this rabble and disappear from the GD forum très quick and I'll not sell you off to a worse master than myself. What you do in the RP forum will be your own concern for now, but disobey me and I'll force you to use my own towels. And wear my slippers.
Your master hath spoken!

08-23-2002, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Legolas:
[img]graemlins/whipitgood.gif[/img] Silence, slave, and slave of my slave!
Despite your trying to discredit your master, for which I could have you slain (in fact, I could have you slain just because I feel like it, but no matter), I shall grant you mercy. Pack up this rabble and disappear from the GD forum très quick and I'll not sell you off to a worse master than myself. What you do in the RP forum will be your own concern for now, but disobey me and I'll force you to use my own towels. And wear my slippers.
Your master hath spoken!

*SMACK*

quiet you [img]tongue.gif[/img]

TheGrandSlayer · 08-23-2002, 05:34 PM

*Was resurrected and now has a large army of troops out side of town*"Ehh,'guess I'll have peeps give me offers...*Gets a lawn chair out and his favorite comic book*"Ahhh, the smell of burning threads in the air, along with my fav. Comic book...Times like these are more precious than anything,"

[ 08-23-2002, 05:37 PM: Message edited by: TheGrandSlayer ]

whacky · 08-23-2002, 05:36 PM

Dare not touch Lord Shield, Legolas, you'll have to deal with me first. My Lord, your humble defender is here to protect you with his life........... unless ..... Legolas bribes me with something good

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

Legolas · 08-23-2002, 05:37 PM

Now slave, I have been trying to keep my calm with you, and I have been trying very hard. And yet, I find myself at the end of my patience. Do not think that the short-term satisfaction of these rebellious acts will measure up to the long-trem effects, for they do not. Now, let's try this one more time... kindly gather your apes and be gone. All right?

08-23-2002, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Legolas:
Now slave, I have been trying to keep my calm with you, and I have been trying very hard. And yet, I find myself at the end of my patience. Do not think that the short-term satisfaction of these rebellious acts will measure up to the long-trem effects, for they do not. Now, let's try this one more time... kindly gather your apes and be gone. All right?

*beats Legolas unconscious with the wet end of a half-eaten cheese and cucumber baguette of Disruption*

TheGrandSlayer · 08-23-2002, 05:38 PM

*Laughs* ohh how I love reality TV!!!

Legolas · 08-23-2002, 05:45 PM

Okay, that's it. I'll have you and your slave transferred to Lennon as soon as I see him. In the mean time...

*snif snif!*

Meet my slavekeeping force!

[img]graemlins/bunny.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bunny.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bunny.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bunny.gif[/img]
[img]graemlins/bunny.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/knightsmile.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bunny.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bunny.gif[/img]

Tancred · 08-23-2002, 06:12 PM

Tancred lowers his binoculars.
"Looks like a small army of fluffy bunnies..." he says, aghast.
"Sweet Blacksmith's Teeth!" curses Karnas.
"I thought things were bad in the OTHER thread..."
Karnas makes a noise like sucking teeth. "Perhaps a prudent retreat is in order?"
Tancred nods, hurriedly.

Legolas · 08-23-2002, 06:15 PM

Oh dear, a ranger gathers some (admittedly pink) bunnies and the paladins run. What's the world coming to?

08-23-2002, 05:34 PM	#13
TheGrandSlayer Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: October 5, 2001 Location: In front of my computer Age: 32 Posts: 860	Was resurrected and now has a large army of troops out side of town"Ehh,'guess I'll have peeps give me offers...Gets a lawn chair out and his favorite comic book"Ahhh, the smell of burning threads in the air, along with my fav. Comic book...Times like these are more precious than anything," [ 08-23-2002, 05:37 PM: Message edited by: TheGrandSlayer ] __________________ [img]\"http://www.thepunishermerchandise.com/television/amazing_spider-man/animated_punisher.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br />\"Hey Mr.Smith!\"<br />\"Dave...\"<br />\"SPACKER Dave!\"

08-23-2002, 05:38 PM	#17
TheGrandSlayer Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: October 5, 2001 Location: In front of my computer Age: 32 Posts: 860	Laughs ohh how I love reality TV!!! __________________ [img]\"http://www.thepunishermerchandise.com/television/amazing_spider-man/animated_punisher.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br />\"Hey Mr.Smith!\"<br />\"Dave...\"<br />\"SPACKER Dave!\"

08-23-2002, 06:12 PM	#19
Tancred White Dragon Join Date: April 1, 2001 Location: UK Age: 43 Posts: 1,893	Tancred lowers his binoculars. "Looks like a small army of fluffy bunnies..." he says, aghast. "Sweet Blacksmith's Teeth!" curses Karnas. "I thought things were bad in the OTHER thread..." Karnas makes a noise like sucking teeth. "Perhaps a prudent retreat is in order?" Tancred nods, hurriedly. __________________ \"HELP! I\'ve superglued myself to a flaming bowling ball!\"

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08-23-2002, 05:29 PM	#11
Legolas Jack Burton Join Date: March 31, 2001 Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine. Age: 39 Posts: 5,459	[img]graemlins/whipitgood.gif[/img] Silence, slave, and slave of my slave! Despite your trying to discredit your master, for which I could have you slain (in fact, I could have you slain just because I feel like it, but no matter), I shall grant you mercy. Pack up this rabble and disappear from the GD forum très quick and I'll not sell you off to a worse master than myself. What you do in the RP forum will be your own concern for now, but disobey me and I'll force you to use my own towels. And wear my slippers. Your master hath spoken!

08-23-2002, 05:36 PM	#14
whacky Emerald Dragon Join Date: July 16, 2002 Location: The Abyss Age: 36 Posts: 904	Dare not touch Lord Shield, Legolas, you'll have to deal with me first. My Lord, your humble defender is here to protect you with his life........... unless ..... Legolas bribes me with something good [img]tongue.gif[/img]

08-23-2002, 05:37 PM	#15
Legolas Jack Burton Join Date: March 31, 2001 Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine. Age: 39 Posts: 5,459	Now slave, I have been trying to keep my calm with you, and I have been trying very hard. And yet, I find myself at the end of my patience. Do not think that the short-term satisfaction of these rebellious acts will measure up to the long-trem effects, for they do not. Now, let's try this one more time... kindly gather your apes and be gone. All right?

08-23-2002, 05:45 PM	#18
Legolas Jack Burton Join Date: March 31, 2001 Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine. Age: 39 Posts: 5,459	Okay, that's it. I'll have you and your slave transferred to Lennon as soon as I see him. In the mean time... snif snif! Meet my slavekeeping force! [img]graemlins/bunny.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bunny.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bunny.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bunny.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bunny.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/knightsmile.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bunny.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bunny.gif[/img]

08-23-2002, 06:15 PM	#20
Legolas Jack Burton Join Date: March 31, 2001 Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine. Age: 39 Posts: 5,459	Oh dear, a ranger gathers some (admittedly pink) bunnies and the paladins run. What's the world coming to?

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