10-23-2001, 07:02 AM | #11 |
Jack Burton
Join Date: March 1, 2001
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Project One: Jokes:
Did you here about the Hyena who ate an Oxo (beef) cube? He became a laughing stock. Boom Boom! I have great affinity for the male hyena. I mean, how can you have sex when the female is laughing at you all the time. What do you call a Laughing Hyena with no sense of humour. Answer: A Hyena! What do you call a hyena with no legs in a lake. Answer: Bob. Poems: The boy stood on the burning deck, His leg was all a'quiver He coughed, his leg fell off and floated down the river. Song by REM:Hyena Night time fell at the opening, In the final act of the beginning of time. Hyena take your role, the stage is set. The town is safe again tonight Hyena (I see the day ahead) Hyena (and all that I've cried through) Hyena (God knows you're doin' that, don't you?) Hyena, sister look to your hand Man you serve communal interest, She'll tell you when and where and how and why you'd hurt A beautiful young lady Hyena (I see the day ahead) Hyena (and all that I've cried through) Hyena (God knows you're doin' that, don't you?) The only thing to fear is fearlessness The bigger the weapon the greater the fear Hyena is ambassador to here Night time fell like the closing Meager pay, but recognition Hyena crawls on his belly out The town is safe again tonight Hyena (I see the changes, man) Hyena (Goin' on 'cross the way) Hyena (I see my road ahead) Hyena (Don't know if I should stay) Hyena (I see you holding him,) Hyena (and all that I've cried through) Hyena (God knows you're doin' that, don't you?) Something that gets me through the day: Caffiene. You still got it Donut. Non Legitimae Carborundum! Thanks, but what have I told you about talking to yourself, and what does that latin stuff mean? So it's okay for you to talk to yourself then! Roughly translated it means 'don't let the bastards grid you down. Okay - now go away you are absolutely hatstand! ------------------ Save Chip - Don't let Sarah win! Official Titterer of the Laughing Hyenas Don't mention the score - I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it! |
10-23-2001, 07:02 AM | #12 | ||
Horus - Egyptian Sky God
Join Date: March 4, 2001
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however, you do realize that those works are not done by me I shall join one day when I write as well as those however, I do have a short poem of my own not great, but ackk, o'well, might as well throw it in: The Dream O'My dear Sweetest dream Moon light Dozing sky Spangled with fireflies You dream O'My dear Sweetest dream Spinetrees Shining stars Forever dance, with winds Sigh... You, my dear The one of heavenly beauty and innocence Dream with peace [This message has been edited by 250 (edited 10-23-2001).] |
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10-23-2001, 07:05 AM | #13 |
Very Mad Bird
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I got that Leo. Collation is collecting, not creating. It still stands. Many Bards learnt works rather than write them.
Donut, as ever you are a classic. A scream. ------------------ |
10-23-2001, 07:06 AM | #14 | |
Zartan
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You would be a very worthy hyena IMO. ------------------ Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. Epona of The Laughing Hyenas Proud winner of the 'Most Useless Post 250 Has Ever Seen' Award 2001. "I'd just like to thank my friends and family, without whom none of this would have been possible..." [This message has been edited by Epona (edited 10-23-2001).] |
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10-23-2001, 07:09 AM | #15 |
Very Mad Bird
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Hey Leo you wrote one! Awesome.
Donut you grab him by the head and I'll grab his feet. We'll make a Hyena of him yet. Epona. You are a champion. You should be 'Secretary of Pack' or 'Lord High-Ena Chancellor' or something ------------------ |
10-23-2001, 07:10 AM | #16 | |
Horus - Egyptian Sky God
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so am I in? everyone? anyone? lol |
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10-23-2001, 07:11 AM | #17 |
Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom
Join Date: August 16, 2001
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Wow! *drags 250 over to the poetry thread* now you post that there!
Seriously, would you care to maybe maybe join the Once Upon A Paper forum? New members needed DESPERATELY... this goes to any other writers/poets out there too! We could hold a 40-members party. ------------------ Sapphire Dragoness of ALSB Waitress at Cloudy's Cafe Guardian of the Temple of Aerie (specialized in GenCon and BG) Magess of Lady Lioness' Court Saint of the SoS Historian of IW Most Illustrious Arch-Magess of the Illuminati Lux omnis est Once Upon A Paper Writer's Forum [This message has been edited by Kaz (edited 10-23-2001).] |
10-23-2001, 07:11 AM | #18 | |
Zartan
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------------------ Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. Epona of The Laughing Hyenas Proud winner of the 'Most Useless Post 250 Has Ever Seen' Award 2001. "I'd just like to thank my friends and family, without whom none of this would have been possible..." |
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10-23-2001, 07:13 AM | #19 | |
Zartan
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------------------ Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. Epona of The Laughing Hyenas Proud winner of the 'Most Useless Post 250 Has Ever Seen' Award 2001. "I'd just like to thank my friends and family, without whom none of this would have been possible..." |
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10-23-2001, 07:17 AM | #20 | |
Horus - Egyptian Sky God
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party on people **whispers to Kaz** don't worry, buddy, that poem is all I got. you don't really need me but don't tell the LHs ok? thanks |
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