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Old 05-01-2002, 04:39 PM   #31
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*arms bazooka*

excuse me one moment ladies...

*fires 180 RPGs toward Avatar*

*giant explosion*

*avatar miraculously survives*

"GAAH! SWITCH TO BURNING ATTACK MODE!"

*turns into a fatal-fury SNK fighter*

"feel the fury of Iori's MAIDEN MASHER!"

*runs up to avatar and blows him up by pressing his hands against his chest* "SASHISHINIEEEH!"

*crispy avatar hits the ground*

*Avatar Miraculously survives*

"FOIIIEEEYYAAAH"
*grabs him on the ground and blows himp up a few more times with purple kai energy*

*Avatar Miraculously survives*

*throws him up into air and does a little purple tornado uppercutt*

*Avatar Miraculously survives*

*chared and still crispy avatar hits the ground and breaks like glass*

*Avatar Miraculously survives*

O_o

"YAAAAAH! I FIGHT FOR WOMEN'S RIGHTS AGAINST SUCH SHOVANISTIC BASTARDISM!"

*avatar explodes in a mushroom cloud*

*Avatar Miraculously survives*

It's all that gosh darned testosterone! It's creating a T-Feild that I cannot impact or damage!!

oh well ILL TRY ANYWAY!

"YAAAAAARRRGHABLE!"
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Old 05-01-2002, 04:45 PM   #32
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Multitasking????? Men????? Have you ever tried to ask a question to a man who is watching football? It is like talking to a toilet, it just sits there with it's mouth open! I could continue with the toilet concept (smelly, full of...), but I won't.
 
Old 05-01-2002, 04:49 PM   #33
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So from what i hear so far, men can concentrate and Multi task!
Well other than give birth is there ANYTHING that we can't do?
Actually, Avy dear, women can do everything a man can do, including having children. And of course women can concetrate and multi-task. Im training to be a pilot. Tell me if keeping the wings level, keeping a hand on the throttle, and pulling out the steering thing for elevation during take-off doesnt require concentration and multi-tasking! You will rue the day i get behind the joystick of an F-16 hun! That goes for all you guys. Plus, women seduce men, men dont seduce women. Beat that!
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Old 05-01-2002, 04:52 PM   #34
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Multitasking????? Men????? Have you ever tried to ask a question to a man who is watching football? It is like talking to a toilet, it just sits there with it's mouth open! I could continue with the toilet concept (smelly, full of...), but I won't.
Those are cavemen, the real modern man can do all of these things! [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Old 05-01-2002, 04:55 PM   #35
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So from what i hear so far, men can concentrate and Multi task!
Well other than give birth is there ANYTHING that we can't do?
Actually, Avy dear, women can do everything a man can do, including having children. And of course women can concetrate and multi-task. Im training to be a pilot. Tell me if keeping the wings level, keeping a hand on the throttle, and pulling out the steering thing for elevation during take-off doesnt require concentration and multi-tasking! You will rue the day i get behind the joystick of an F-16 hun! That goes for all you guys. Plus, women seduce men, men dont seduce women. Beat that! [/QUOTE]You don't think men can seduce women? I beg to differ.

Also I pretty sure it's called the stick, not the "joystick". If your best example of multi-tasking is flying an airplane, then apparently males are equally capable as the majority of pilots commercial or military are currently men.
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Old 05-01-2002, 04:55 PM   #36
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I was just wondering Avy, why did you make this post? Did you want to see how bad the IW women would reem you? If so thats really sad, lol!
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Old 05-01-2002, 04:56 PM   #37
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You insulting my caveman? u.u;;
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Old 05-01-2002, 04:58 PM   #38
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That goes for all you guys. Plus, women seduce men, men dont seduce women. Beat that! [/QB]
That's only because we are nice and honest whereas ur all to uperty to admit!
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Old 05-01-2002, 05:01 PM   #39
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Originally posted by Avatar:
So from what i hear so far, men can concentrate and Multi task!
Well other than give birth is there ANYTHING that we can't do?
Actually, Avy dear, women can do everything a man can do, including having children. And of course women can concetrate and multi-task. Im training to be a pilot. Tell me if keeping the wings level, keeping a hand on the throttle, and pulling out the steering thing for elevation during take-off doesnt require concentration and multi-tasking! You will rue the day i get behind the joystick of an F-16 hun! That goes for all you guys. Plus, women seduce men, men dont seduce women. Beat that! [/QUOTE]You don't think men can seduce women? I beg to differ.

Also I pretty sure it's called the stick, not the "joystick". If your best example of multi-tasking is flying an airplane, then apparently males are equally capable as the majority of pilots commercial or military are currently men.
[/QUOTE]Stick, joystick, same difference. Of course the best example of multi-tasking is not flying an airplane, but i made that point because thats what i do. And its funny, because a female like me with basic training will get picked over a male whos been in the military or ANG, just because im a woman, that you cant beat.
And as far as men seducing women, i dont see how that could work. Women have the equipment to seduce. Well, if ur married it could be a totally different story, but generally girls arent attracted to the things on guys that drive a man crazy on girls...
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Old 05-01-2002, 05:03 PM   #40
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I was just wondering Avy, why did you make this post? Did you want to see how bad the IW women would reem you? If so thats really sad, lol!
Oh I don't know actually *embrassed smile* i was a bit bored and wanted to see some fun really hey maybe the next topic can be: "am i sad?"
No, i think women are great otherwise i wouldn't have posted this if u get my illogical drift... but sssssshhhh non-of the macho guys heard that!
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