10-14-2002, 07:28 PM | #1 |
Manshoon
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According to our inside contacts the Japanese banking crisis shows no
signs of ameliorating. If anything, it's getting worse. Following last week's news that Origami Bank had folded, we are hearing that Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches. Karaoke Bank is up for sale and is going for a song. Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived and 500 back office staff at Karate Bank got the chop. Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank and staff there fear they may get a raw deal.
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10-14-2002, 07:43 PM | #2 |
Red Wizard of Thay
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My God... that has got to be the largest pun I have ever seen, LOL.
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10-14-2002, 08:15 PM | #3 |
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I better withdraw my accounts there, and i had such great trust in them. LOL
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10-14-2002, 08:50 PM | #4 |
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Don't noone pick on me for puns anymore...Sheesh
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10-15-2002, 05:48 AM | #5 |
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Thats nothing , our paper shop has blown away !
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10-15-2002, 10:38 AM | #6 | |
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Quote:
-Saz
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10-15-2002, 12:20 PM | #7 |
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Bank ON mad punster!! We need MORE of that around here...
Speaking strictly as a Punster Bunny.
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10-15-2002, 12:22 PM | #8 |
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I almost laughed... [img]smile.gif[/img] Nice one anyway Trickster!
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10-15-2002, 03:47 PM | #9 | |
Manshoon
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