Funniest thing you have had happen to you? (some spoilers?!?)

[Sir Goulum]

Charming Jon Irenicus and using his own disintegrate on himself. Minimal effort, maximum results.

Very good. I just cant wait to try out my cheapo game where I have Xzar me and Jon Irenicus in my party and when I am gonna be in Hell.

[cheesus]

after i killed bodhi, i was set upon by a group of mercenraies or some such - saying they had been sent to kill me. i was at really high level (watcher's keep done, etc etc) but paranoid - so i cast time stop, imporved alacrity - then dragon's breath's, flame arrows, horrid wiltings - i may even have had a chain contigency set to go off too. anyhow, when time unpauses all hell breaks loose - bodies flying off, people collapsiong dead - in short, they died instantly. i checked their bodies and they had no enchanted weapons, no decent stuff at all - and they were worth nothing in Exp terms. it seems that they were just a small group of thugs - ah well, a bit of overkill never hurt my party any!

[Luvian]

I also enjoyed the fight with the lich in the drow city - I walk in, lose control of my characters. The lich is just standing there, everybody stops attacking - except for my archer. She shoots EVERY single arrow in her quiver ("My weapon has no effect!"), then grabs the longsword which she can hardly use and pokes the lich to death while it stares at her. THEN Jarlaxle teleports me out, tells me to kill the lich ("um, it's already dead")...

Something similar to that happened to me in my first game. I was a female paladin with 20 reputation. I was just coming out of the underdark and had the encounter with Drizzt and his party. During all the conversation, Catty Brie was shooting arrows at my main characters, while him and drizzt where chatting. Me: "hey Drizzt! Do you remember when I helped you kill those gnolls near baldur's gate?" Drizt: "Oh yeah!..." All the while the game was paused, like in any dialog, but Catty Brie kept shooting at me for no reason. Humm... Anger problem?

[ZFR]

this was nice

.... nalia after pickpocketing neb's head: "I have made the pinch and none are the wiser"

also the play in the bridge district was very funny with biff the understudy...

btw, biff doesnt appear as he used to appear in BG1..?? i tried to do so but if you kill one of the two cahracters for dialogue, the otehr wont start dialogue...