11th ORT Building

Aelia Jusa · 02-09-2002, 04:09 PM

You have entered the eleventh building of the Order of the Royal Toads!! All are welcome, members and non-members alike, to come in and join the frolics [img]graemlins/happywave.gif[/img]

Statues of Aelia, Galadria and DragonMage have been erected in front of the building. Ample drool drains have also been installed, but onlookers are advised to bring hankerchiefs . TAOWolf has joined, and appears to be fitting in nicely [img]smile.gif[/img] . There are marshmallows for all, and the pool has been refilled.

Here's the official map of the ORT Building:

This is the home of the ORT, please, make yourself at home, but stay away from floor B13, the power's gone and it's infested with monsters, floor 4 is still free and can be rented at any time, the rest of the floors are:

Roof: Pool and BBQ area.
5th: HADB Offices, access denied to all non-members.
4th: Not taken(Currently used as hostage confinement area.)
3rd: ORT private offices and barracks, no admittance.
2nd: ORT kitchen, food storage, library, magical items storage and computer area. No admittance without security clearance.
1st: Shared ORT/HADB area, no admittance to non-members.
Ground floor: Reception, cafeteria, restaurant and gift shop.
B1: Labs(Access Denied.)
B2: Guardian Monster Storage(Access Denied.)
B3: Cold Fusion Reactor(Access Denied.)
B4: Pipelines, Marzipan and Chocolate.
B5-B12: Empty or used for storage.
B13: Monster infested and in disrepair, we do not recommend you go there.

Also note the excellent courtyard in which there is space for a HUGE bonfire which can be useful when roasting marshmallows, and the front of the building where there are three statues to be admired by all.

Join the ORT by filling out an application (details below), then completing a series of gruelling and humiliating initiation procedures decided on by the Disrobed Division, including dancing in a tutu, visiting the mouse room with LS, and confronting Woolly Rupert in a domain of his choosing

Or if you don't like that, just ask and you'll doubtless be accepted

Order of the Royal Toads - Application

Name:...........
Age:...........
Sex:...........
Clothing preference (yes or no will do):............
Spanking preference (as above):...........
Number of tentacles:...........
Liking of toads (please indicate preference):
1 (not at all)
2 (not very much)
3 (somewhat)
4 (quite a lot)
5 (love them!)
Swimming ability:............

Don't forget this is just preliminary information. There's also the evening wear and bathing suit judging after this

Come in, have fun, and above all, be nekked!!!

Neb · 02-09-2002, 04:12 PM

*Invites TAO to come swim in the pool with him

*

Sir ReGiN · 02-09-2002, 04:17 PM

*walks up to the diving-bord, oils his shining muscles, and then jumps in..making four somersaults and one spin, before he hits the water perfectly...all the women runs up to him as he walks up..*

*Winks at neb, who's swimming alone in the pool, looking grumpy*

Neb · 02-09-2002, 04:21 PM

*Dispels Regin's illusion, revealing him as thin, pale and worst of all... Swedish! All of the girls flee and run over to Neb instead [img]tongue.gif[/img] *

Sir ReGiN · 02-09-2002, 04:37 PM

*casts '36-days-of-working-out-and-sunbathing-in-only-2-seconds' spell..
He then walks out to the pool-area and yells "smörrebröd!!
Over there!!" and Neb runs away screaming "where, where?!"..
All the women return to the victorious swede!

Galadria · 02-09-2002, 05:23 PM

(drinks the Martini that ReGin gives her. MMMMm. So much smoother than the usual, given the standard of spirit bartenders. Feels minor explosion in her tummy, but that is usual with Martinis. However, the olive does fly out of her left nostril, hitting ReGin in the eye.)
"You know, ReGin, for some reason, in the U.S.A., we call smorrebord, "smorgasboard." Can't think of why.

Sir ReGiN · 02-09-2002, 05:29 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Galadria:
(drinks the Martini that ReGin gives her. MMMMm. So much smoother than the usual, given the standard of spirit bartenders. Feels minor explosion in her tummy, but that is usual with Martinis. However, the olive does fly out of her left nostril, hitting ReGin in the eye.)
"You know, ReGin, for some reason, in the U.S.A., we call smorrebord, "smorgasboard." Can't think of why.

No you don't actually..
Smörrebröd is a completely different thing..well, pretty different thing [img]smile.gif[/img]
Smörrebröd is like a special danish sandwich with shrimps, mayonnaise and such on..ask Neb for further details

And smörgåsbord is a camplete meal, almost, only based on things like 'smörgåstårta'...more food-like pastry..
Smörgås means sandwich in swedish, bord is table...so sandwich-table..

Galadria · 02-09-2002, 05:51 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Sir ReGiN:

No you don't actually..
Smörrebröd is a completely different thing..well, pretty different thing [img]smile.gif[/img]
Smörrebröd is like a special danish sandwich with shrimps, mayonnaise and such on..ask Neb for further details
And smörgåsbord is a camplete meal, almost, only based on things like 'smörgåstårta'...more food-like pastry..
Smörgås means sandwich in swedish, bord is table...so sandwich-table..

Ohhh. Silly me. I guess I thought it was like shish-kabab, which a learned friend told me, should really have been "Seekh cubob."

Aelia Jusa · 02-09-2002, 05:54 PM

Speaking of smorgasboards... *passes around barbequed fleas* Sweet chili sauce anyone?

Dessert is in the pool [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Sir ReGiN · 02-09-2002, 05:56 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Galadria:

Ohhh. Silly me. I guess I thought it was like shish-kabab, which a learned friend told me, should really have been "Seekh cubob."

Did you say kebab?
*runs into the kitchen, comes out a second later with two big plates of kebab meals..*
Your wish is my law, ma'am...

02-09-2002, 04:09 PM	#1
Aelia Jusa Iron Throne Cult Join Date: August 23, 2001 Location: Brisbane, Australia Age: 42 Posts: 4,867	You have entered the eleventh building of the Order of the Royal Toads!! All are welcome, members and non-members alike, to come in and join the frolics [img]graemlins/happywave.gif[/img] Statues of Aelia, Galadria and DragonMage have been erected in front of the building. Ample drool drains have also been installed, but onlookers are advised to bring hankerchiefs . TAOWolf has joined, and appears to be fitting in nicely [img]smile.gif[/img] . There are marshmallows for all, and the pool has been refilled. Here's the official map of the ORT Building: This is the home of the ORT, please, make yourself at home, but stay away from floor B13, the power's gone and it's infested with monsters, floor 4 is still free and can be rented at any time, the rest of the floors are: Roof: Pool and BBQ area. 5th: HADB Offices, access denied to all non-members. 4th: Not taken(Currently used as hostage confinement area.) 3rd: ORT private offices and barracks, no admittance. 2nd: ORT kitchen, food storage, library, magical items storage and computer area. No admittance without security clearance. 1st: Shared ORT/HADB area, no admittance to non-members. Ground floor: Reception, cafeteria, restaurant and gift shop. B1: Labs(Access Denied.) B2: Guardian Monster Storage(Access Denied.) B3: Cold Fusion Reactor(Access Denied.) B4: Pipelines, Marzipan and Chocolate. B5-B12: Empty or used for storage. B13: Monster infested and in disrepair, we do not recommend you go there. Also note the excellent courtyard in which there is space for a HUGE bonfire which can be useful when roasting marshmallows, and the front of the building where there are three statues to be admired by all. Join the ORT by filling out an application (details below), then completing a series of gruelling and humiliating initiation procedures decided on by the Disrobed Division, including dancing in a tutu, visiting the mouse room with LS, and confronting Woolly Rupert in a domain of his choosing Or if you don't like that, just ask and you'll doubtless be accepted Order of the Royal Toads - Application Name:........... Age:........... Sex:........... Clothing preference (yes or no will do):............ Spanking preference (as above):........... Number of tentacles:........... Liking of toads (please indicate preference): 1 (not at all) 2 (not very much) 3 (somewhat) 4 (quite a lot) 5 (love them!) Swimming ability:............ Don't forget this is just preliminary information. There's also the evening wear and bathing suit judging after this Come in, have fun, and above all, be nekked!!! __________________

02-09-2002, 04:17 PM	#3
Sir ReGiN Gold Dragon Join Date: August 11, 2001 Location: The land of blonde virgins Age: 42 Posts: 2,563	walks up to the diving-bord, oils his shining muscles, and then jumps in..making four somersaults and one spin, before he hits the water perfectly...all the women runs up to him as he walks up.. Winks at neb, who's swimming alone in the pool, looking grumpy __________________ Take a look at your Promised Land<br />Your deed is that gun in your hand

02-09-2002, 04:37 PM	#5
Sir ReGiN Gold Dragon Join Date: August 11, 2001 Location: The land of blonde virgins Age: 42 Posts: 2,563	*casts '36-days-of-working-out-and-sunbathing-in-only-2-seconds' spell.. He then walks out to the pool-area and yells "smörrebröd!! Over there!!" and Neb runs away screaming "where, where?!".. All the women return to the victorious swede! __________________ Take a look at your Promised Land<br />Your deed is that gun in your hand

02-09-2002, 05:23 PM	#6
Galadria 20th Level Warrior Join Date: November 3, 2001 Location: Texas Age: 54 Posts: 2,830	(drinks the Martini that ReGin gives her. MMMMm. So much smoother than the usual, given the standard of spirit bartenders. Feels minor explosion in her tummy, but that is usual with Martinis. However, the olive does fly out of her left nostril, hitting ReGin in the eye.) "You know, ReGin, for some reason, in the U.S.A., we call smorrebord, "smorgasboard." Can't think of why. __________________ Lady Galadria,Goddess\' Equal of the O.R.T.; [img]\"http://havak.db-forge.com/portraits/bitmaps/wlf180L.bmp\" alt=\" - \" /><br />\"Romance at short notice was her specialty.\" - Saki <br />Founder of the IW Branch of the Anti-Anomen Society

02-09-2002, 05:29 PM	#7
Sir ReGiN Gold Dragon Join Date: August 11, 2001 Location: The land of blonde virgins Age: 42 Posts: 2,563	quote: Originally posted by Galadria: (drinks the Martini that ReGin gives her. MMMMm. So much smoother than the usual, given the standard of spirit bartenders. Feels minor explosion in her tummy, but that is usual with Martinis. However, the olive does fly out of her left nostril, hitting ReGin in the eye.) "You know, ReGin, for some reason, in the U.S.A., we call smorrebord, "smorgasboard." Can't think of why. No you don't actually.. Smörrebröd is a completely different thing..well, pretty different thing [img]smile.gif[/img] Smörrebröd is like a special danish sandwich with shrimps, mayonnaise and such on..ask Neb for further details And smörgåsbord is a camplete meal, almost, only based on things like 'smörgåstårta'...more food-like pastry.. Smörgås means sandwich in swedish, bord is table...so sandwich-table.. __________________ Take a look at your Promised Land<br />Your deed is that gun in your hand

02-09-2002, 04:12 PM	#2
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 38 Posts: 8,802	Invites TAO to come swim in the pool with him

02-09-2002, 04:21 PM	#4
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 38 Posts: 8,802	Dispels Regin's illusion, revealing him as thin, pale and worst of all... Swedish! All of the girls flee and run over to Neb instead [img]tongue.gif[/img]

02-09-2002, 05:51 PM	#8
Galadria 20th Level Warrior Join Date: November 3, 2001 Location: Texas Age: 54 Posts: 2,830	quote: Originally posted by Sir ReGiN: No you don't actually.. Smörrebröd is a completely different thing..well, pretty different thing [img]smile.gif[/img] Smörrebröd is like a special danish sandwich with shrimps, mayonnaise and such on..ask Neb for further details And smörgåsbord is a camplete meal, almost, only based on things like 'smörgåstårta'...more food-like pastry.. Smörgås means sandwich in swedish, bord is table...so sandwich-table.. Ohhh. Silly me. I guess I thought it was like shish-kabab, which a learned friend told me, should really have been "Seekh cubob." __________________ Lady Galadria,Goddess\' Equal of the O.R.T.; [img]\"http://havak.db-forge.com/portraits/bitmaps/wlf180L.bmp\" alt=\" - \" /><br />\"Romance at short notice was her specialty.\" - Saki <br />Founder of the IW Branch of the Anti-Anomen Society

02-09-2002, 05:54 PM	#9
Aelia Jusa Iron Throne Cult Join Date: August 23, 2001 Location: Brisbane, Australia Age: 42 Posts: 4,867	Speaking of smorgasboards... passes around barbequed fleas Sweet chili sauce anyone? Dessert is in the pool [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________

02-09-2002, 05:56 PM	#10
Sir ReGiN Gold Dragon Join Date: August 11, 2001 Location: The land of blonde virgins Age: 42 Posts: 2,563	quote: Originally posted by Galadria: Ohhh. Silly me. I guess I thought it was like shish-kabab, which a learned friend told me, should really have been "Seekh cubob." Did you say kebab? runs into the kitchen, comes out a second later with two big plates of kebab meals.. Your wish is my law, ma'am... __________________ Take a look at your Promised Land<br />Your deed is that gun in your hand

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