05-18-2002, 05:42 PM | #71 | |
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"A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented octopus. He can play any instrument in the world. He hears everyone in the crowd laughing at him ... so he says he will wager £50 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus can't play. A guy walks up with a guitar and sits it beside the octopus. The octopus starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix. So the man pays his £50. Another guy walks up with a trumpet, The octopus plays the trumpet better than Dizzy Gillespie. So the man pays his £50. A third guy walks up with bagpipes. He sits them down and the octopus fumbles with it for a minute and sets it down with a confused look. "Ha!", the man says, "can't you play it?" The octopus looks up at the man and says "Play it? I'm going to f*ck it as soon as I get its pajamas off."
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05-18-2002, 05:48 PM | #72 | |
Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
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BTW, that's a great joke Scholarcs!!!
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05-18-2002, 06:52 PM | #73 |
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Encard thinks for a moment, shrugs, and drinks. "Hmm... are you sure this isn't water?" His eyes bulge for a moment, then he says, "Yes, definitely water. Oh, well. Fuzzy..." [img]smile.gif[/img] Now, what exactly do you people do here?
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05-18-2002, 07:03 PM | #74 |
Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
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What is this? a spam ball
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05-18-2002, 07:23 PM | #75 |
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Hey I'm pished but I wanna dance - who's up for it? Just watch your toes LOL
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05-18-2002, 07:29 PM | #76 |
Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
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Well, I'm a little pished alsho, but to heck wiv it.
*dances with Epsilon*
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05-18-2002, 07:30 PM | #77 |
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Shit that was quick Laura! You're almost as bad as the young'uns when it comes to getting pished
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05-18-2002, 07:32 PM | #78 |
Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
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Hmmm I dont think I want to dance with you while your wearing those steal caps Epona [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]
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05-18-2002, 07:33 PM | #79 |
Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
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Well, Epsilon had a headstart, by a whole bottle of Vodka, so it eevens out.
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05-18-2002, 07:34 PM | #80 |
Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
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I just hate getting pished:p being pished is soooo bad.... what is pished?... Im taking you mean Pissed [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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