Sweeper

Arvon · 01-15-2003, 11:42 AM

Sweeping

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.

The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom, and said, "Your first job will be to sweep the store."

"But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom -- I'll show you how."

AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe · 01-15-2003, 02:14 PM

I sent that one to my buddy he just graduated and is having trouble finding a job.

Sir Krustin · 01-15-2003, 06:05 PM

Oh, how TRUE that is! I used to work in a trade that often had college educated people coming in thinking they knew everything; fortunately it made them easier to play practical jokes on...

"Anyone seen the box of halftone dots?" [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

[ 01-15-2003, 06:05 PM: Message edited by: Sir Krustin ]

Lavindathar · 01-15-2003, 06:15 PM

Sweet!

madjim · 01-15-2003, 08:43 PM

actually the manager would have said "You are a college grad? You are over qualified, therefore your fired"

01-15-2003, 11:42 AM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Sweeping A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom, and said, "Your first job will be to sweep the store." "But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom -- I'll show you how." __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

01-15-2003, 02:14 PM	#2
AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe Hathor Join Date: October 11, 2001 Location: At My Computer Age: 43 Posts: 2,217	I sent that one to my buddy he just graduated and is having trouble finding a job. __________________ Now the swinging bridge<br />Is quieted with creepers. . . <br />Like our tendrilled life. -Basho

01-15-2003, 06:05 PM	#3
Sir Krustin Symbol of Cyric Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Peterborough, ON, CANADA Age: 60 Posts: 1,394	Oh, how TRUE that is! I used to work in a trade that often had college educated people coming in thinking they knew everything; fortunately it made them easier to play practical jokes on... "Anyone seen the box of halftone dots?" [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] [ 01-15-2003, 06:05 PM: Message edited by: Sir Krustin ] __________________ If I say \"Eject!\" and you say \"Huh?\" - you\'ll be talking to yourself! - Maj. Bannister, <b>Steel Tiger</b>

01-15-2003, 06:15 PM	#4
Lavindathar Harper Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Lancs, England Age: 39 Posts: 4,729	Sweet! __________________ =@

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