Bragg'en

Arvon · 06-19-2002, 11:00 AM

Braggadocio

Four guys are drinking in a bar, bragging about their sons.

"My son," the first one says, "started out washing cars at dealership, but now owns the dealership and just gave one of his friends four new cars of his choice!"

"My son," said the second, "started out serving lunch in a real estate office, but now owns the real estate office and just gave one of his friends a new mansion!"

"My son," said the third, "started out sweeping the floors at the Stock Exchange, but now practically owns the Stock Exchange and just gave one of his friends a $1,000,000 in stock."

"Well," the fourth guy said, "my son's turned out to be a bit of a disappointment. He's a gay hairdresser and he has SEVERAL boyfriends. On the plus side, between them, they gave him four cars, a mansion, and a million dollars in stock for his birthday."

Harkoliar · 06-19-2002, 11:11 AM

heh, i think ive read this before but its still funny [img]smile.gif[/img]

thalali · 06-19-2002, 11:21 AM

Hahaha good joke where did you get it?

06-19-2002, 11:23 AM

Haha, I hadn't heard that one before, great stuff!

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Originally posted by thalali:
Hahaha good joke where did you get it?

Do not ask questions better left to sages, my friend. Arvon has a greater supply of jokes than Bob Monkhouse on a bad night

SomeGuy · 06-19-2002, 12:27 PM

lol that's a good one.

Sir Exxon · 06-19-2002, 02:03 PM

Funny one, Arvon. Great stuff. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Sir Goulum · 06-19-2002, 08:53 PM

haha. Thats great!

Oblivion437 · 06-19-2002, 08:55 PM

I read it and chuckled, then I read it aloud, and LMAO!

Sir Mandorallen · 06-19-2002, 08:59 PM

I read this post twice and laughed both times. And then I decided to read it agian and found myself laughing out loud. Everyone else in the house thinks I'm nuts.

Thats a good one. **chuckle**

Kakero · 06-19-2002, 10:13 PM

nice joke Arvon. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Let me guess, you posted this at Halfway House as well?

06-19-2002, 11:00 AM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Braggadocio Four guys are drinking in a bar, bragging about their sons. "My son," the first one says, "started out washing cars at dealership, but now owns the dealership and just gave one of his friends four new cars of his choice!" "My son," said the second, "started out serving lunch in a real estate office, but now owns the real estate office and just gave one of his friends a new mansion!" "My son," said the third, "started out sweeping the floors at the Stock Exchange, but now practically owns the Stock Exchange and just gave one of his friends a $1,000,000 in stock." "Well," the fourth guy said, "my son's turned out to be a bit of a disappointment. He's a gay hairdresser and he has SEVERAL boyfriends. On the plus side, between them, they gave him four cars, a mansion, and a million dollars in stock for his birthday." __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

06-19-2002, 11:11 AM	#2
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 41 Posts: 5,556	heh, i think ive read this before but its still funny [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ Catch me if you can..

06-19-2002, 12:27 PM	#5
SomeGuy Unicorn Join Date: May 14, 2002 Location: Oklahoma, USA Age: 33 Posts: 4,238	lol that's a good one. __________________ \"I firmly believe that any man\'s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.\"<br />-Vince Lombardi

06-19-2002, 08:55 PM	#8
Oblivion437 Baaz Draconian Join Date: June 17, 2002 Location: NY Age: 37 Posts: 723	I read it and chuckled, then I read it aloud, and LMAO! __________________ [img]\"http://www.jtdistributing.com/pics/tshirts/experts%20copy.jpg\" alt=\" - \" />

06-19-2002, 08:59 PM	#9
Sir Mandorallen Baaz Draconian Join Date: November 7, 2001 Location: Fal Dara of Shienar Age: 36 Posts: 790	I read this post twice and laughed both times. And then I decided to read it agian and found myself laughing out loud. Everyone else in the house thinks I'm nuts. Thats a good one. chuckle __________________ <br /><br />\"Sa souvraya niende misain ye\"<br />~I am lost in my own mind~<br /><br />\"Paradise on my right, Hell on my left, and the Angel of Death behind.\"<br />~The Sirat: O.C. Bible~

06-19-2002, 11:21 AM	#3
thalali Dungeon Master Join Date: January 4, 2002 Location: georgia Age: 36 Posts: 84	Hahaha good joke where did you get it?

06-19-2002, 02:03 PM	#6
Sir Exxon Zartan Join Date: October 15, 2001 Location: Oslo, Norway Age: 35 Posts: 5,367	Funny one, Arvon. Great stuff. [img]smile.gif[/img]

06-19-2002, 08:53 PM	#7
Sir Goulum John Locke Join Date: February 7, 2002 Location: Edmonton, Canada Age: 35 Posts: 8,985	haha. Thats great!

06-19-2002, 10:13 PM	#10
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	nice joke Arvon. [img]smile.gif[/img] Let me guess, you posted this at Halfway House as well?

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