Need help with my poem about Australia

[Donut]

Originally posted by Davros: And using them all in a poem for you I get : Oh why oh why dear Donut When you poke fun at Australia Do the Aussie faces smile in joy At your every cricket failure For Nasser's boys they lacked success When they last came to Australia Talent won't win matches boys, if you DON'T SHOW GENITALIA Our head of state's the same as yours She's our queen in Australia And we love it when she visits us In formal jewelled regalia Many of nature's bountiful gifts Are found down in Australia The Kangaroo, the Platypus The Wattle, the Azalea So one day soon, come visit us Yes come out to Australia Leave behind your office with its Medical paraphenalia Come practice your mendacity Yes, we do that in Australia We could use you in the Big Brother house And Lanesra he could mail ya So why oh why dear Donut When you ponder on Australia Does your bountiful verbosity So evidently fail ya

That's real bad! If Shakespeare was alive today he'd be turning in his grave!

Shame there isn't a poetry world cup - we'd whup ya.

I've just been to the toilet and spent the time reading the whole of my new book "Australian High Culture"

[Davros]

I know you like to learn new words
That rhyme with our Australia
Mouse may have to explain this one
But Happy Kajuralia

(ROFLOL - Google actually had nearly 250 links - I was hoping it would draw a blank)

[ 06-29-2003, 06:05 PM: Message edited by: Davros ]

[Donut]

Originally posted by Davros: I know you like to learn new words That rhyme with our Australia Mouse may have to explain this one But Happy Kajuralia (ROFLOL - Google actually had nearly 250 links - I was hoping it would draw a blank)

True story:

Last night I went to a pub (not my regular place where they serve cider). The idea for a poem about Australia was going through my head and I ended up ordering a pint of Stellia!

[Donut]

As a thief you are a failure
The rozzer he did nail ya!
Steal some bread and we won't bail ya
Around the world,
to Australia,
We'll sail ya!

[Davros]

And you reckon I had no metre or measure - if that effort of yours is poetic licence then we are in serious need of someone to do some revoking

[Donut]

Originally posted by Davros: And you reckon I had no metre or measure - if that effort of yours is poetic licence then we are in serious need of someone to do some revoking

Has to be done with a London accent Davros. That's why you're excluded. [img]smile.gif[/img]