Need help with my poem about Australia

[wellard]

Originally posted by Donut: quote: Originally posted by Memnoch: Hook = bad... [img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img]

Bah! This one has seen through my carefully planned cast. Let's try over to the west!

Queensland. Strange name for such a barren place. I wonder which Queen of which country it was named after?

BTW - do you have to pay to use our flag on yours?

[/QUOTE]Nope! it's there as a constant reminder how far we have evolved [img]graemlins/blueblink.gif[/img]

[wellard]

Originally posted by Harkoliar: umm.. how bout Diarrhea?? well.. but i dont think it would go well with your peom.

I'll see you in a couple of weeks to discuss this slur [img]graemlins/heee.gif[/img]

[ 06-28-2003, 07:30 AM: Message edited by: wellard ]

[Davros]

Regalia?????

Azaelia???? (or however you spell the flower - some use Azalea)

Paraphenalia????

Really Donut - that took me 90 seconds of thought. You had me bluffed into believeing you were somewhat of a wordsmith. What mendacity have you espoused that contrived to thus purchase such a good opinion from me - I'll have to give you a C minus on this poor effort.

[Davros]

Poem about Australia :

This here's the wattle
It's the emblem of our land
You can put it in a bottle
You can hold it in your hand

AMEN ")

[Memnoch]

Originally posted by Davros: Regalia????? Azaelia???? (or however you spell the flower - some use Azalea) Paraphenalia???? Really Donut - that took me 90 seconds of thought. You had me bluffed into believeing you were somewhat of a wordsmith. What mendacity have you espoused that contrived to thus purchase such a good opinion from me - I'll have to give you a C minus on this poor effort.

The bait was just too juicy, was it Davros old son.

[wellard]

Put the word Australia in the thread title and like moths to the flame we are drawn [img]graemlins/heee.gif[/img]

[Davros]

And using them all in a poem for you I get :

Oh why oh why dear Donut
When you poke fun at Australia
Do the Aussie faces smile in joy
At your every cricket failure

For Nasser's boys they lacked success
When they last came to Australia
Talent won't win matches boys, if you
DON'T SHOW GENITALIA

Our head of state's the same as yours
She's our queen in Australia
And we love it when she visits us
In formal jewelled regalia

Many of nature's bountiful gifts
Are found down in Australia
The Kangaroo, the Platypus
The Wattle, the Azalea

So one day soon, come visit us
Yes come out to Australia
Leave behind your office with its
Medical paraphenalia

Come practice your mendacity
Yes, we do that in Australia
We could use you in the Big Brother house
And Lanesra he could mail ya

So why oh why dear Donut
When you ponder on Australia
Does your bountiful verbosity
So evidently fail ya



[ 06-29-2003, 01:35 AM: Message edited by: Davros ]

[Davros]

Originally posted by Memnoch: quote: Originally posted by Davros: Regalia????? Azaelia???? (or however you spell the flower - some use Azalea) Paraphenalia???? Really Donut - that took me 90 seconds of thought. You had me bluffed into believeing you were somewhat of a wordsmith. What mendacity have you espoused that contrived to thus purchase such a good opinion from me - I'll have to give you a C minus on this poor effort.

The bait was just too juicy, was it Davros old son. [/QUOTE]Not really the bait Memsie - just that he was showing such a poor effort in an area that he is consdered to be a virtuoso [img]smile.gif[/img] .

[Harkoliar]

posted by wellard: ------- I'll see you in a couple of weeks to discuss this slur

sure anytime.. (although i dont get it right now.. ) im sure you will explain it to me soon!

[Spelca]

Bacchanalia? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Try this: http://www.rhymezone.com/