05-13-2004, 10:35 PM | #1 |
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April 23, 2004
BATON ROUGE, LA (AP) -- A Jefferson Parish, Louisiana, lawmaker has filed a bill in the Legislature that would ban people from wearing low-slung pants below the waist, thus "exposing skin or intimate clothing." State Rep. Derrick Shepherd got tired of catching glimpses of boxer shorts and G-strings over the low-slung belt lines of young adults. His bill would punish anyone caught wearing low-riding pants with a fine of as much as $500 or as many as six months in jail, or both. An ACLU spokesman says the bill goes too far. He says, "I can think of a lot of workers, plumbers, who are working and expose their buttocks." [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] Next point on the agenda: Burkha's for the Louisiana women. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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05-14-2004, 12:49 AM | #2 |
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There goes J-Lo's clothing line in Louisiana.
How dare these Ef'ers try to get rid of the third best thing to happen to men in the last 25 yrs. -- i.e. low-rise pants. (for the record, the best thing to happen to women in the last 25 yrs. is genital shaving, the second is the G-string.) |
05-14-2004, 05:21 AM | #3 |
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..... ...... *sits and waits patiently for the crusty old dinosaurs to just f**king die off already*
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05-14-2004, 07:03 AM | #4 |
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Let me get this straight, a woman could wander round in her bathing suit all day and that would be ok, but showing the top of their underwear off is a $500 fine [img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img]
is this lunacy, or just a joke?
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05-14-2004, 11:27 AM | #5 |
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And when you combine all three you get a truly wonderful package! But as for some gangsta wannabe strolling around with his pant half way down his ass? That I could outlaw.
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05-14-2004, 11:43 AM | #7 |
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The plumbers in that area are doomed to fines.
Plumber Butts outlawed!!! [ 05-14-2004, 11:44 AM: Message edited by: pritchke ] |
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