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Old 02-06-2003, 09:10 PM   #1

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The Redneck Test

This is a true test of your Southern-ness. This test really can't be cheated on, either you know it or you don't. The true southerner should achieve a minimum in the high teens.

1) How many Vienna Sausages are in a can?
2) What was the number and color of Richard Petty's cars?
3) Bill Dance is good at what?
4) What university does Bill Dance root for?
5) Where did Herschel Walker play football (college)?
6) After boiling peanuts for an hour you have what?
7) In cubic inches, how big is the smallest 1966 GM small-block V8?
8) A Cajun is likely to speak what furrin language?
9) What is a chigger?
10) What is scrapple?
11) Where is "The Redneck Riviera?"
12) What's that fuzzy stuff hanging off the oak tree?
13) What follows logically? Johnson, Mercury, __________________.
14) What's the common name for a bowfin?
15) If you mated a heifer and a steer, what would you get?
16) Who sang "Your Cheatin' Heart?"
17) What are grits made out of?
18) Who was nicknamed "The Bear"?
19) Why is the Blue Ridge blue?
20) What did The Baldwin Sisters make?
21) Who was Andy Taylor's love interest?
22) What are the call letters for the radio station that carries "The Grand Ol'Opry"?
23) Where would you grow those yellow onions?
24) What sport requires 3 legs and a rope?
25) What instrument did Bill Monroe play (typically)?
26) How many strings on a banjo (two possible aswers) ?
27) When you argue with a fool, what is he doing?
28) What is a scuppernong?
29) Do you want the goats to get into the kudzu?
30) Why do you want to eat "high on the hog?"
31) What color is your John Deere?
32) What do you call the offspring of a mule?
33) What do you harvest when you plant "shade"?

Each correct answer is worth 3 points. You get 1 point just for starting. Answers are below:

1) 7
2) 43, red and blue
3) Fishin'
4) University of Tennessee
5) University of Georgia
6) Hard peanuts
7) 283
8) French
9) A redbug (small parasite)
10) A sausage-like loaf made out of pig parts
11) Panama City, FL
12) Spanish moss
13) Evinrude
14) Mudfish
15) Nothing. A steer has been castrated.
16) Hank Williams
17) Corn
18) Paul Bryant
19) Because of pollen
20) "The Recipe"
21) Helen
22) WSM
23) Vidalia, Georgia
24) Calf roping
25) Mandolin
26) 5
27) The same thing
28) A wild grape
29) Yes
30) Because that's where the better cuts of meat are. Rich folks live high on the hog.
31) Green
32) Another trick animal-husbandry question. Mules are generally sterile.
33) Tobacco

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Old 02-06-2003, 10:36 PM   #2
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I gots a 46. Mite 'a been more, but I got tard o countin. Can y'all do any better? Perfek score's a hunnerd, an we jus gotta get the "high teens"? Even a yankee otta git thet many...

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Old 02-06-2003, 11:00 PM   #3
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the only one i got right was cajun = possibly french
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Old 02-06-2003, 11:12 PM   #4
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Heh, I got 9..Should have got 12..No. 15..DUH

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Old 02-06-2003, 11:55 PM   #5
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I got 7... [img]graemlins/finger.gif[/img]
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Old 02-07-2003, 12:03 AM   #6

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Wow I got one right (hank williams)

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Old 02-07-2003, 01:09 AM   #7
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interesting, I don't know anything.
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Old 02-07-2003, 06:42 AM   #8

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Well I got 12, and I'm not even American!
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Old 02-07-2003, 06:52 AM   #9

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I didn't know a single one, and I don't even mind.
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Old 02-07-2003, 06:53 AM   #10

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I didn't know a single one, and I don't even mind.
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