01-20-2003, 10:25 PM | #1 | |
Emerald Dragon
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WHAT?!?! I can tell jokes. Well , some one has to do it, so here goes:
Quote:
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01-20-2003, 11:07 PM | #2 |
Dracolisk
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What did it cost the pirate to get his ears peirced?
A Buck-an-ear!
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01-20-2003, 11:20 PM | #3 |
Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
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Your right, that was bad.
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01-21-2003, 03:26 AM | #4 | |
Lord Ao
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01-21-2003, 07:09 AM | #5 |
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I really laughed out loud too.. I gave it to some ppl on msn and they said it was fuuny! Nice joke!
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01-21-2003, 05:06 PM | #6 |
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my opinion on these jokes?
Statler: "Hmm, that wasn't half bad..." Waldorf: "No! It was all bad!" [ 01-21-2003, 05:07 PM: Message edited by: Grojlach ] |
01-21-2003, 05:16 PM | #7 |
40th Level Warrior
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Kid dressed as a pirate goes trick-or-treating.
Every door, he exhibits his speech impediment when he says "Bick or Beat?" he often has to repeat this. "Bick or Beat?" until they figure it's Trick or Treat. One lady says, "oh, a little pirate - let me get you some candy. Where are your bucaneers young man?" To which he replies: "On my buckin' head you smart-mouth b**ch." |
01-21-2003, 05:55 PM | #8 |
Harper
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Lol, i liked the Buck-An-Ear joke!
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