Life's unanswered questions - Page 3

shadowhound · 08-23-2002, 04:18 AM

How did i know that it was you when i read that Dagorion?

Why do they call it a building when it has alreay been built.

Donut · 08-23-2002, 05:26 AM

Why is it that when you are doing a jigsaw puzzle and there is a piece missing, it's always the last piece.

shadowhound · 08-23-2002, 05:32 AM

LOL, Donut i love that one.

Downunda · 08-23-2002, 06:00 AM

Why do chicks expect an honest answer when they ask if they look fat in a particular dress?

GD · 08-23-2002, 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deathbringer:

quote:
Originally posted by Sir Goulum:
The wall...

If there was nothing before the Universe, then how did something explode?

Well Steven Hawking wrote a book that stated pure energy has the power to phase in and out of a vacuum and explode into matter.

I have a question that has plagued man-kind for centuries.. "what is the meaning of life?" [img]tongue.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]Deathbringer, that is the easiest question here. We all know that the "Meaning of life" is 42! =)

LennonCook · 08-23-2002, 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by shadowhound:
How did i know that it was you when i read that Dagorion?

Ah, so you found the screennames, then ??

Mouse · 08-23-2002, 08:21 AM

How come when I buy a pair of socks I get two items, but when I buy a pair of trousers I only get one item ???

shadowhound · 08-23-2002, 08:21 AM

Ooh, he has a quick wit [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Jorath Calar · 08-23-2002, 08:29 AM

How come we have an animal could a fly, but none that is called walk?

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
clean them?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to
remain silent?

How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become
disoriented?

08-23-2002, 08:35 AM

Nice one Mouse

Okay I have another, why do I have an ‘insect’ spray under my sink, when its sole purpose is to kill spiders? I mean surly it should be called an ‘arachnid’ spray not an insect spray!?

Oh and Welcome to IronWorks GD!

08-23-2002, 04:18 AM	#21
shadowhound Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: November 24, 2001 Location: Australia Age: 37 Posts: 3,281	How did i know that it was you when i read that Dagorion? Why do they call it a building when it has alreay been built. __________________ Carpe Noctem: Ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

08-23-2002, 05:26 AM	#22
Donut Jack Burton Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Airstrip One Age: 40 Posts: 5,571	Why is it that when you are doing a jigsaw puzzle and there is a piece missing, it's always the last piece. __________________ [img]\"http://www.wheatsheaf.freeserve.co.uk/roastspurs.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> <br />Proud member of the Axis of Upheaval<br />Official Titterer of the Laughing Hyenas<br />Josiah Bartlet - the best President the US never had.<br />The 1st D in the D & D Show

08-23-2002, 05:32 AM	#23
shadowhound Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: November 24, 2001 Location: Australia Age: 37 Posts: 3,281	LOL, Donut i love that one. __________________ Carpe Noctem: Ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

08-23-2002, 06:00 AM	#24
Downunda Set - Egyptian God of Chaos Join Date: January 7, 2002 Location: Christchurch, New Zealand Age: 45 Posts: 2,975	Why do chicks expect an honest answer when they ask if they look fat in a particular dress? __________________ \"Doing stuff is overrated, like Hitler, he did lots of stuff, but doesn\'t everybody wish he\'d just stayed at home and smoked pot?!?\"

08-23-2002, 08:21 AM	#27
Mouse Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Scotland Posts: 2,788	How come when I buy a pair of socks I get two items, but when I buy a pair of trousers I only get one item ??? __________________ Regards Mouse (Occasional crooner and all round friendly Scottish rodent)

08-23-2002, 08:29 AM	#29
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	How come we have an animal could a fly, but none that is called walk? If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? How do blind people know when they are done wiping? How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? What was the best thing before sliced bread? How is it possible to have a civil war? If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?

08-23-2002, 08:35 AM	#30
Deathbringer Guest Posts: n/a	Nice one Mouse Okay I have another, why do I have an ‘insect’ spray under my sink, when its sole purpose is to kill spiders? I mean surly it should be called an ‘arachnid’ spray not an insect spray!? Oh and Welcome to IronWorks GD!

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