What NOT to do at Return of the King:

Jorath Calar · 11-28-2003, 07:51 PM

This could be spoiler but anywho...

1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the
hell is Harry Potter?"

2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" -
After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."

3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says:
"The Ring."

4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.

5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.

6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing,
"And I did it.... MY way...!"

8. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's
finger and fall down the stairs.

9. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python
style.

10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"

11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN
FOREST, RUN!"

12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!"
See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.

13. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"

14. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude
Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.

15. Start an Orc sing-a-long.

16. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking
terribly confused.

17. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout,
"I see dead people!"

18. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.

19. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob
scene.

20. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California. >21. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself go!"

I think I got Hernia after reading #11

Stormymystic · 11-28-2003, 07:58 PM

lol, me too, I laughed hard at that one, the others were cute, but that one was just out there

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VulcanRider · 11-28-2003, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jorath Calar:

6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

Man, now when I see the RotK this'll be ringing thru my head every time he comes on screen...

Kaltia · 11-28-2003, 08:04 PM

http://www.deviantart.com/view/1991394/

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SomeGuy · 11-28-2003, 08:06 PM

I think I'll try some of these...

/)eathKiller · 11-28-2003, 10:47 PM

I watched all three parts surrounded by raunchy marines, every time someone got killed, you can bet it was proceeded by "HOOT HOOT HOOT!"

Sythe · 11-30-2003, 02:49 AM

LOL!! I love this! I will do some of this! Specially the 11th one [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

11-30-2003, 11:56 AM

Something else you shouldn't do is SPOIL THE ENDING!!!

Xen · 11-30-2003, 02:27 PM

HAHAHA! That is just hilarious!

Jorath Calar · 11-30-2003, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Whackmiester:
Something else you shouldn't do is SPOIL THE ENDING!!!

I wrote at the beginning of my post:
"This could be spoiler but anywho..."
So you have only yourself to blame if you feel spoiled... [img]graemlins/moon.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/finger.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/finger2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/evillaughter1.gif[/img]

11-28-2003, 07:58 PM	#2
Stormymystic Knight of the Rose Join Date: April 8, 2003 Location: Arkansas Age: 48 Posts: 4,442	lol, me too, I laughed hard at that one, the others were cute, but that one was just out there [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ [url]\"http://stormymystic.deviantart.com/gallery/\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/3968/stormyvx6.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

11-28-2003, 08:04 PM	#4
Kaltia Jack Burton Join Date: May 2, 2002 Location: Canterbury, England Age: 36 Posts: 5,817	http://www.deviantart.com/view/1991394/ [ 11-28-2003, 08:05 PM: Message edited by: Kaltia ] __________________ The wolf is as cunning as he is ferocious; once he's had a taste of flesh then nothing else will do.

11-28-2003, 08:06 PM	#5
SomeGuy Unicorn Join Date: May 14, 2002 Location: Oklahoma, USA Age: 33 Posts: 4,238	I think I'll try some of these... __________________ \"I firmly believe that any man\'s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.\"<br />-Vince Lombardi

11-28-2003, 10:47 PM	#6
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 38 Posts: 6,043	I watched all three parts surrounded by raunchy marines, every time someone got killed, you can bet it was proceeded by "HOOT HOOT HOOT!" __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

11-30-2003, 02:49 AM	#7
Sythe Ra Join Date: May 19, 2002 Location: The US of A Age: 35 Posts: 2,365	LOL!! I love this! I will do some of this! Specially the 11th one [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________ Slythe is back! Back again! Haha! <br /><br />[url]\"http://imageshack.us\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/9928/130blood4ts.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

11-28-2003, 07:51 PM	#1
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	This could be spoiler but anywho... 1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?" 2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better." 3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring." 4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies. 5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts. 6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson." 7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!" 8. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs. 9. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style. 10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!" 11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!" 12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre. 13. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?" 14. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie. 15. Start an Orc sing-a-long. 16. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused. 17. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!" 18. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like. 19. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene. 20. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California. >21. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself go!" I think I got Hernia after reading #11

11-30-2003, 11:56 AM	#8
Son of Osiris Guest Posts: n/a	Something else you shouldn't do is SPOIL THE ENDING!!!

11-30-2003, 02:27 PM	#9
Xen Symbol of Moradin Join Date: June 5, 2002 Location: Slovenia,Ljubljana Age: 36 Posts: 8,554	HAHAHA! That is just hilarious!

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