just saw this, and had to post it :D

Stormymystic · 09-20-2003, 08:11 PM

Mommy Test
I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked her not to do that.
"Why?"

"Because it's been laying outside and is dirty and probably has germs."

At this point, she looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"

"Uh," I was thinking quickly, everyone knows this stuff, "Um, it's on the mommy test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a mommy."

"Oh."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.

"I get it!" she beamed. "Then if you flunk, you have to be the daddy."

Vaskez · 09-20-2003, 08:39 PM

I don't understand - why did you have to post this? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Stormymystic · 09-20-2003, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vaskez:
I don't understand - why did you have to post this? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

it proves women are smarter than a man, a 4 year old girl figured that one out

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

Vaskez · 09-20-2003, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stormymystic:

quote:
Originally posted by Vaskez:
I don't understand - why did you have to post this? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

it proves women are smarter than a man, a 4 year old girl figured that one out [img]tongue.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]Yes I can see how it proves it conclusively beyond a shadow of a doubt. So which man are they smarter than? The least intelligent one?

Still don't understand why you had to post this [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 09-20-2003, 08:56 PM: Message edited by: Vaskez ]

Stormymystic · 09-20-2003, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vaskez:

quote:
Originally posted by Stormymystic:

quote:
Originally posted by Vaskez:
I don't understand - why did you have to post this? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

it proves women are smarter than a man, a 4 year old girl figured that one out [img]tongue.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]Yes I can see how it proves it conclusively beyond a shadow of a doubt. Still don't understand why you had to post this [img]tongue.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]just felt i needed to diss men again

trying to get back in to my Women rule mode

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

Vaskez · 09-20-2003, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stormymystic:
just felt i needed to diss men again trying to get back in to my Women rule mode [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Your women rule mode? Is this where you consume and smoke large amounts of illegal substances and imagine that women rule?

Stormymystic · 09-20-2003, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vaskez:

quote:
Originally posted by Stormymystic:
just felt i needed to diss men again trying to get back in to my Women rule mode [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Your women rule mode? Is this where you consume and smoke large amounts of illegal substances and imagine that women rule? [/QUOTE]shhh no one is supposed to know about that hidden in my cupboard

Azred · 09-20-2003, 11:04 PM

That explains a lot! [img]graemlins/1drool.gif[/img]

Azred looks around, hoping that Belle will take pity on him and pour him a cup of coffee. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Gangrell · 09-20-2003, 11:51 PM

*Sigh* Is must be the Ironworks day for women to diss guys so it seems [img]graemlins/nono.gif[/img]

Though like Vaskez, I still don't get the joke, then again you shouldn't be lighting up certain things while posting either Stormy [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 09-20-2003, 11:53 PM: Message edited by: Gangrell ]

Stormymystic · 09-20-2003, 11:57 PM

dang it, how do you know what I am doing? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

edit-the joke is simple, if you pass the test you are a mommy(female) if you fail the test you are daddy(male). Therefore to be Female, you have to be smart, to be male, you don't

[ 09-21-2003, 12:00 AM: Message edited by: Stormymystic ]

09-20-2003, 08:11 PM	#1
Stormymystic Knight of the Rose Join Date: April 8, 2003 Location: Arkansas Age: 48 Posts: 4,442	Mommy Test I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked her not to do that. "Why?" "Because it's been laying outside and is dirty and probably has germs." At this point, she looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?" "Uh," I was thinking quickly, everyone knows this stuff, "Um, it's on the mommy test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a mommy." "Oh." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. "I get it!" she beamed. "Then if you flunk, you have to be the daddy." __________________ [url]\"http://stormymystic.deviantart.com/gallery/\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/3968/stormyvx6.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

09-20-2003, 11:04 PM	#8
Azred Drow Priestess Join Date: March 13, 2001 Location: a hidden sanctorum high above the metroplex Age: 54 Posts: 4,037	That explains a lot! [img]graemlins/1drool.gif[/img] Azred looks around, hoping that Belle will take pity on him and pour him a cup of coffee. [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ Everything may be explained by a conspiracy theory. All conspiracy theories are true. No matter how thinly you slice it, it's still bologna.

09-20-2003, 11:57 PM	#10
Stormymystic Knight of the Rose Join Date: April 8, 2003 Location: Arkansas Age: 48 Posts: 4,442	dang it, how do you know what I am doing? [img]tongue.gif[/img] edit-the joke is simple, if you pass the test you are a mommy(female) if you fail the test you are daddy(male). Therefore to be Female, you have to be smart, to be male, you don't [ 09-21-2003, 12:00 AM: Message edited by: Stormymystic ] __________________ [url]\"http://stormymystic.deviantart.com/gallery/\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/3968/stormyvx6.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

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