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[Larry_OHF]

Originally posted by johnny: One question: Will you serve me beer whenever i want one ?

As long as you don't need a drinking buddy...sure.
I don't drink.
I need what few brain cells I have to compete in the world.

Originally posted by Legolas: Hey! Who put that... thing... in my slipper? LS, I order you to order your slave to clean it out with his tongue. And make me breakfast [img]tongue.gif[/img]

*cuts tongue out, turns it to stone and scoops the poo out. Then puts it intio a bowl, sprinkles sugar on top and pours milk in*

here's your breakfast

*new tongue grows back*

[johnny]

Originally posted by Larry_OHF: quote: Originally posted by johnny: One question: Will you serve me beer whenever i want one ?

As long as you don't need a drinking buddy...sure.
I don't drink.
I need what few brain cells I have to compete in the world.[/QUOTE]okay then, i bid two watermelons, twelve bananas, five pair of underpants, three ashtrays, and um... lets see..... 15 Euro for Larry. Who bids more ?

[Sir Goulum]

Well, It looks like I have cloudy as well! I'm doing quite well here....2 mods

I bid...All my computor games for katlia!

[johnny]

Originally posted by Sir Goulum: Well, It looks like I have cloudy as well! I'm doing quite well here....2 mods I bid...All my computor games for katlia!

You cheat ! You only have 1 or 2 games.

[Epona]

Originally posted by johnny: quote: Originally posted by Epona: Selling IW members into slavery? Ooooh, how very S&M

You know you like it. [/QUOTE]Mmmmm, now where did I put the keys to those handcuffs? [img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img]

[johnny]

Originally posted by Epona: quote: Originally posted by johnny: quote: Originally posted by Epona: Selling IW members into slavery? Ooooh, how very S&M

You know you like it. [/QUOTE]Mmmmm, now where did I put the keys to those handcuffs? [img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]You threw them away after you tied me to the bed Can you please look for them ? I'm getting hungry now and my mom must be getting worried. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

[Kaltia]

HAH! Sir G, Calthy and I belong to Binky! Muahhahaha! I bid a framed map of middle-earth for Sir G!

And no, Johnny, you have no say in this

I also bid a planet with breathable air for Cloudy! Muahahahaha!

And I bid legolas my entire torture equipment for LS.

[johnny]

Originally posted by Kaltia: HAH! Sir G, Calthy and I belong to Binky! Muahhahaha! I bid a framed map of middle-earth for Sir G! And no, Johnny, you have no say in this I also bid a planet with breathable air for Cloudy! Muahahahaha! And I bid legolas my entire torture equipment for LS.

So.... you're saying i must obey you now ?

[Kaltia]

Originally posted by johnny: quote: Originally posted by Kaltia: HAH! Sir G, Calthy and I belong to Binky! Muahhahaha! I bid a framed map of middle-earth for Sir G! And no, Johnny, you have no say in this I also bid a planet with breathable air for Cloudy! Muahahahaha! And I bid legolas my entire torture equipment for LS.

So.... you're saying i must obey you now ?[/QUOTE]yes, but you'll get beer for being a faithful slave [img]tongue.gif[/img]