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Hivetyrant · 08-25-2004, 06:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Link:
Kebab filler? I don't know about that [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img]

Surley the New rulers of the world will want to eat kebabs, or some other sort of food that needs filling?

Link · 08-25-2004, 07:18 AM

True true

But kebab? I was thinking about becoming a cannibal really [img]tongue.gif[/img]

*realises that human meat can become kebab as well*

Very well, for the sake of evilness

Legolas · 08-25-2004, 08:24 AM

Benevolent evil tyrants these days...
We can see who's new to this [img]tongue.gif[/img]

First of all, you never concede a point. Ever.
Secondly, if you must concede a point, present it as your own idea.
Third, you need to snap more at your underlings.
Finally, you're not laughing enough. Practice that evil laughter on an hourly basis or you'll never be taken seriously.

What you should have said was...

Quote:

Kebab filler? I don't know about that [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img]

quote:

Surley the New rulers of the world will want to eat kebabs, or some other sort of food that needs filling?

[/QUOTE]"Do not test my patience, worthless minion! There will be no kebab filling!
Ah! But I have a cunning plan. Mwuhahahahaha."

To which your servant will slither:
"What plan is that, oh mighty leader?"

And you finish off with an:
"I shall appoint someone... kebab filler! Mwuhahahahaha!"

Other evil laughs are allowed too, pick your own and stick with it.
And none of this Very Well-ing, do you hear? [img]smile.gif[/img]

Ilander · 08-25-2004, 04:01 PM

Ummm...I think that the party's gone now, what with the cannibals running on the loose here...

I'm going over to the Kappa Gamma Sigma party...you all suck!!!

(note: Lyle is not REALLY going over to a "Kappa Gamma Sigma" party, nor does he think you all suck...but he does think that there was a party to be occuring, but sees nothing but kebabs...)

Dron_Cah · 08-25-2004, 11:48 PM

So, are there torso kebabs here? Just curious. And do kebabs need to be filled? And, uh, where's the nekkid ladies? What kind of evil party is this! Pulls out ray gun, and begins shooting area with extreme prejudice. "Die beautiful scenery, die!!"

Hivetyrant · 08-26-2004, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dron_Cah:
So, are there torso kebabs here? Just curious. And do kebabs need to be filled?

Ohhhh, you offend me with your ignorance...
The art of kebab filling is a fine one which is not to be taken lightly... [img]smile.gif[/img]
Well if your done shooting, Would you like a beutifully crafted kebab?

Dron_Cah · 08-26-2004, 12:22 AM

Absolutely! Thank you, evil minion. Now, I wish to know what it is you stuff your kebabs with?

Hivetyrant · 08-26-2004, 12:29 AM

Well for the young cannibal seeking to take over the world, I have a special kebab, filled with the finest Lawyers (for extra evilness [img]smile.gif[/img] ), for those of you who do not feel like human, I have a wide selection of evil vegitables, cheeses and toppings (extra evil sauce costs extra) all of my Kebabs are perfect to give that extra bit of evilness when needed.

I can also make custom kebabs for those of you who have time to waste my time. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Ilander · 08-26-2004, 12:34 AM

I will take a kebab, so long as it is...megalomaniacal!

Dron_Cah · 08-26-2004, 12:42 AM

But my kebab was free, right? Complimentary! yeah, yeah, thats it! For doing such a nice job on making the big crater!

(I aint paying! [img]tongue.gif[/img] )

08-25-2004, 04:01 PM	#54
Ilander 20th Level Warrior Join Date: December 28, 2003 Location: Kentucky Age: 38 Posts: 2,820	Ummm...I think that the party's gone now, what with the cannibals running on the loose here... I'm going over to the Kappa Gamma Sigma party...you all suck!!! (note: Lyle is not REALLY going over to a "Kappa Gamma Sigma" party, nor does he think you all suck...but he does think that there was a party to be occuring, but sees nothing but kebabs...) __________________ Is that what you really want to say?

08-26-2004, 12:34 AM	#59
Ilander 20th Level Warrior Join Date: December 28, 2003 Location: Kentucky Age: 38 Posts: 2,820	I will take a kebab, so long as it is...megalomaniacal! __________________ Is that what you really want to say?

08-25-2004, 07:18 AM	#52
Link Jack Burton Join Date: May 15, 2001 Location: The Netherlands Age: 39 Posts: 5,888	True true But kebab? I was thinking about becoming a cannibal really [img]tongue.gif[/img] realises that human meat can become kebab as well Very well, for the sake of evilness

08-25-2004, 11:48 PM	#55
Dron_Cah Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: March 2, 2003 Location: Kentucky Age: 37 Posts: 2,637	So, are there torso kebabs here? Just curious. And do kebabs need to be filled? And, uh, where's the nekkid ladies? What kind of evil party is this! Pulls out ray gun, and begins shooting area with extreme prejudice. "Die beautiful scenery, die!!"

08-26-2004, 12:22 AM	#57
Dron_Cah Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: March 2, 2003 Location: Kentucky Age: 37 Posts: 2,637	Absolutely! Thank you, evil minion. Now, I wish to know what it is you stuff your kebabs with?

08-26-2004, 12:29 AM	#58
Hivetyrant Jack Burton Join Date: August 24, 2002 Location: Aussie now in the US of A! Age: 37 Posts: 5,403	Well for the young cannibal seeking to take over the world, I have a special kebab, filled with the finest Lawyers (for extra evilness [img]smile.gif[/img] ), for those of you who do not feel like human, I have a wide selection of evil vegitables, cheeses and toppings (extra evil sauce costs extra) all of my Kebabs are perfect to give that extra bit of evilness when needed. I can also make custom kebabs for those of you who have time to waste my time. [img]smile.gif[/img]

08-26-2004, 12:42 AM	#60
Dron_Cah Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: March 2, 2003 Location: Kentucky Age: 37 Posts: 2,637	But my kebab was free, right? Complimentary! yeah, yeah, thats it! For doing such a nice job on making the big crater! (I aint paying! [img]tongue.gif[/img] )

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