Happy Anniversary!

Bungleau · 10-23-2005, 05:17 PM

A man and his wife were about to celebrate 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful and wealthy, agreed to a Sunday dinner in honor of their parents. As usual, they were all late and had a varied assortment of excuses.

"Happy anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one... "Sorry I'm running late...had an emergency, you know how it is, didn't have time to get you both a present."

"Not to worry," said the Dad... "The important thing is that we're all together today."

Son number two arrived and announced, "You and Mom still look great, Dad. Just flew in from L.A. and didn't have time to get you a present... sorry."

"It's nothing," said the father, "Glad you were able to be here."

Just then the daughter arrived. "Hello you both, happy anniversary! I'm sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing.... so I didn't have time to get you guys anything."

Again the father said, "I really don't care, at least the five of us are together today."

After they all finished dessert, the father put down his knife and fork, looked up and said, "Listen you three, there's something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. Well... your mother and I came to this country penniless and desperate. Despite this, we were able to raise each of you and send you to college. All through the years your mother and I knew that we loved each other very much but... we just never found the time to get married."

"The three kids gasped and said, "You mean we're BASTARDS?"

Yep," said the Dad...."AND CHEAP ONES TOO

Lord · 10-23-2005, 06:05 PM

haha (fake laugh) [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Ivelliis · 10-23-2005, 06:22 PM

I thought it was good...

...well, not good, it was ok... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Cloudbringer · 10-24-2005, 08:36 AM

[img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] Haven't heard that one before but it sounds like a classic!

Bungleau · 10-24-2005, 09:12 AM

I hadn't heard it either... and I think I've heard at least 80% of the recycled bits of humor out there [img]smile.gif[/img]

10-23-2005, 05:17 PM	#1
Bungleau 40th Level Warrior Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: Western Wilds of Michigan Posts: 11,752	A man and his wife were about to celebrate 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful and wealthy, agreed to a Sunday dinner in honor of their parents. As usual, they were all late and had a varied assortment of excuses. "Happy anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one... "Sorry I'm running late...had an emergency, you know how it is, didn't have time to get you both a present." "Not to worry," said the Dad... "The important thing is that we're all together today." Son number two arrived and announced, "You and Mom still look great, Dad. Just flew in from L.A. and didn't have time to get you a present... sorry." "It's nothing," said the father, "Glad you were able to be here." Just then the daughter arrived. "Hello you both, happy anniversary! I'm sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing.... so I didn't have time to get you guys anything." Again the father said, "I really don't care, at least the five of us are together today." After they all finished dessert, the father put down his knife and fork, looked up and said, "Listen you three, there's something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. Well... your mother and I came to this country penniless and desperate. Despite this, we were able to raise each of you and send you to college. All through the years your mother and I knew that we loved each other very much but... we just never found the time to get married." "The three kids gasped and said, "You mean we're BASTARDS?" Yep," said the Dad...."AND CHEAP ONES TOO __________________ B Save Early, Save Often Save Before, Save After Two-Star General, Spelling Soldiers -+-+-+ Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.

10-23-2005, 06:05 PM	#2
Lord Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: June 3, 2003 Location: New York Age: 39 Posts: 3,302	haha (fake laugh) [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ "You're a thief and a liar." "No, I only lied about being a thief."

10-23-2005, 06:22 PM	#3
Ivelliis Gold Dragon Join Date: August 6, 2004 Location: North East England Age: 34 Posts: 2,561	I thought it was good... ...well, not good, it was ok... [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________

10-24-2005, 08:36 AM	#4
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	[img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] Haven't heard that one before but it sounds like a classic! __________________ "Don't take life for granted." Animal (may he rest in peace)

10-24-2005, 09:12 AM	#5
Bungleau 40th Level Warrior Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: Western Wilds of Michigan Posts: 11,752	I hadn't heard it either... and I think I've heard at least 80% of the recycled bits of humor out there [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ B Save Early, Save Often Save Before, Save After Two-Star General, Spelling Soldiers -+-+-+ Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.

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