Oh It's Balls, Balls, Balls

Arvon · 09-23-2002, 10:36 AM

The Size of Balls

After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on America's ball-related recreational preferences:

1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is basketball.

2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling.

3. The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is football.

4. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball.

5. The sport of choice for middle management is tennis.

6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf.

Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

Hexa · 09-23-2002, 10:49 AM

LMAO ...

* Then he realizes he plays tennis and is in the "middle management" group *

Damn that is what my wife has been complaining .. thnkx for clearing this up!@ [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Horatio · 09-23-2002, 10:57 AM

Hm...what if you play badminton?!?

Nachtrafe · 09-23-2002, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hexa:
LMAO ...

* Then he realizes he plays tennis and is in the "middle management" group *

Damn that is what my wife has been complaining .. thnkx for clearing this up!@ [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Well, look at it this way. At least you're balls are shaped normally. Mine are pointed at each end. (football)

WillowIX · 09-23-2002, 10:59 AM

lol! But the conclusion is very true, isn´t it now

Talthyr Malkaviel · 09-23-2002, 11:00 AM

Pity the men who play marbles. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Kaltia · 09-23-2002, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Talthyr Malkaviel:
Pity the men who play marbles. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

what would they be, presidents? Prime Ministers? or is it Monarchy who play marbles? lol

(good point, Talthyr [img]smile.gif[/img] )

myungbass · 09-23-2002, 12:33 PM

badmiton doesn't USE balls! but what about field hockey?

Cerek the Barbaric · 09-23-2002, 12:41 PM

Thank goodness I never quit playing Dodge-ball.

/)eathKiller · 09-23-2002, 01:06 PM

heh... that's a pretty nice ammount of trouble those reasearchers went to...

09-23-2002, 10:36 AM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	The Size of Balls After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on America's ball-related recreational preferences: 1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is basketball. 2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling. 3. The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is football. 4. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball. 5. The sport of choice for middle management is tennis. 6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf. Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become. __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

09-23-2002, 10:49 AM	#2
Hexa The Magister Join Date: September 17, 2002 Location: Hexatown Age: 51 Posts: 137	LMAO ... * Then he realizes he plays tennis and is in the "middle management" group * Damn that is what my wife has been complaining .. thnkx for clearing this up!@ [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________

09-23-2002, 10:57 AM	#3
Horatio Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 19, 2001 Location: Behind these metal bars Age: 41 Posts: 3,117	Hm...what if you play badminton?!? __________________ I <b>am</b> the party!!<br /> [img]\"http://zert0.net/iuti/img2/1381585-vi.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

09-23-2002, 10:59 AM	#5
WillowIX Apophis Join Date: July 10, 2001 Location: By a big blue lake, Canada Age: 50 Posts: 4,628	lol! But the conclusion is very true, isn´t it now __________________ Confuzzled by nature.

09-23-2002, 11:00 AM	#6
Talthyr Malkaviel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: August 31, 2001 Location: Land of the Britons Age: 37 Posts: 3,224	Pity the men who play marbles. [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB<br />and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T<br /> <br /><br />Say NO to the Trouser Tyranny! Can I drill you about this?

09-23-2002, 12:33 PM	#8
myungbass Manshoon Join Date: September 18, 2002 Location: Bristol, CT Age: 40 Posts: 159	badmiton doesn't USE balls! but what about field hockey? __________________ no no! put it on rocco ya look scary!<br /><br />now rocco, are ya sure yer oh-bee kay-bee? ::snicker::<br /><br />Shepherds we shall be<br />For thee, my Lord, for thee.<br />Power hath descended forth from Thy hand<br />So feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.<br />We will flow a river forth to Thee<br />And teeming with souls shall it ever be.<br />In Nomeni Patri Et Fili<br />Spiritus Sancti

09-23-2002, 12:41 PM	#9
Cerek the Barbaric Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: North Carolina Age: 61 Posts: 3,257	Thank goodness I never quit playing Dodge-ball. __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/cerek/cerektsrsig.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Cerek the Calmth

09-23-2002, 01:06 PM	#10
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 39 Posts: 6,043	heh... that's a pretty nice ammount of trouble those reasearchers went to... __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

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