05-11-2002, 12:08 PM | #1 |
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Where these joke threads keep coming from!Anyway here is the joke.This is not a dirty joke!
There was once a princess,she was the most beautifal person in all the land,but alas she could never get married because anything she touched melted.One day the king said,"Anyone who can bring something to my castle and it will not melt if my daughter touches it,will be the one lucky man to marry her!"A man brought a sword for it was the mightiest of weapons and thought that nothing could melt it,but alas it melted.Another man brought a shield for it provided protection from many things,but alas it too melted.Then nother man known throughout the land for his knowledge brought something.He said to the princess"rich into my poket inside is something that couyld never melt."The princess reached into the pocket of the wise amn and felt something round and hard.She pulled it and out and saw........... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .keep scrolling . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . the princess found...............M&Ms!They melt in your mouth not in your hand!
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05-11-2002, 12:11 PM | #2 |
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LOL [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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05-11-2002, 01:54 PM | #3 |
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LOL!! That Was Very Nearly Across The Line!!
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05-11-2002, 01:58 PM | #4 |
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I've heard variations on that joke a million times. Forgive me if I don't choke to death laughing.
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05-11-2002, 02:17 PM | #5 |
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Wouldn't his pants melt when she reached in?
Just curious. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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05-11-2002, 02:49 PM | #6 |
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ya know Arnabas I don't think his pants would melt
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05-11-2002, 02:50 PM | #7 |
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Hey my sig picture thingy!It worked!
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05-11-2002, 04:02 PM | #8 |
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woohoo? um ok... how was this girls touch melting everything though?
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05-11-2002, 04:08 PM | #9 |
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it was a curse bestowed on her hands many years rememebr only her hands can melt stuff
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05-11-2002, 04:17 PM | #10 |
Baaz Draconian
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Surely putting her hands in his trousers should have the opposite effect to melting? By that I mean his trousers would become tighter because her hands would fill up his pockets.
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