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Ronaldo, Luis Figo and David Beckham are standing in Heaven before the
throne of God. God looks at them and says; "And so here you here face your Lord and maker. I shall ask each of you a question." Addressing Ronaldo first he asks, "Ronaldo, one of the world's greatest football players, what is it that you believe brought you here before me?" Ronaldo looks God in the eye and says passionately, "I believe football to be the food of life. Nothing else brings such unbridled joy to so many people, from the slums of Rio to the bright lights of Madrid. I have devoted my life to bring such joy to people, with little else, who stood on the terraces supporting their team." God smiles and offers Ronaldo a seat to his left. He then turns to Luis Figo, "And similarly you, Luis, a hero to so many, what do you think it was brought you to my throne?" Figo stands tall and proud, "I believe courage, honour and passion are the fundamentals to life and I've spent my whole playing-career providing a living embodiment of these commitments." God, moved by the passion of his speech offers Figo a seat to his right. He then turns to Beckham, "And you, David. Presumably you want your ball back?"
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07-21-2004, 08:13 PM | #2 |
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07-21-2004, 08:17 PM | #3 |
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It's not like you to be funny Wellard!!!!
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07-21-2004, 08:19 PM | #4 |
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Teeheehee
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Quote:
My email in tray has been full of such gems since Euro 2004. This one is a particular favourite
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07-22-2004, 10:55 AM | #6 |
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LOL - they are just flooding in aren't they Wellard - but I like that one a whole lot
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07-22-2004, 12:04 PM | #7 |
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ROTFLMAO!! That one is awesome!
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07-22-2004, 12:49 PM | #8 |
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LOL Wellard, that is a good one.
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07-22-2004, 01:31 PM | #9 |
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Missed one goal kick and he is forever cursed. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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07-23-2004, 05:15 AM | #10 |
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Scots and Aussies!
The shoulder chip brigade are all here!
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